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*staggers in coughing*
*Rhonda Rat sprays some air cleanser around the thread* Sheesh. I'm gonna have to talk to the lab guys about some Pepper spray. Hah! Get it? Pepper?
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Ack...ahem...er. Uh, welcome in all new members! Now for this breaking news: Muppet Central has recently been
inundated with reports of lurkers trading in their thread-stalker badges for actual,
legitimate membership! Administrator Philip, when asked about the alarming fad, shrugged and said, quote: "Hey, new members help the ad revenue! I'm all for it!" The ad revenue could not be reached for comment at this time. However, fellow lurkers known only as "Guest #5623" and "Guest #852" responded thusly: "It's a
disgrace to the time-honored art of taking up bandwidth without contributing a darned thing!", and, "I don't know what you're talking about. Never heard of it. Excuse me, I think Justin Beiber just posted a new Tweet, I'm outta here."
Rhonda: Very cultural. Sam will be proud.
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Uh...this trend seems to be increasing at such
alarming rates that we at Muppet News wonder whether the forum actually has enough room to support such a heavy load of posters! Furthermore -- *a ton of Justin Bieber posters falls from the ceiling, completely burying Newsie*
Rhonda *under steel umbrella* He never learns. Nice ta see ya all. Have a muffin.
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