Howdy! I've posted a few otehr places, but I thought I'd officially introduce myself. Hello. I have been a Muppet fan since I was wee. I like Muppets, I do. It's just that ... I look and act like a Muppet. Everywhere I go this "Muppetness" follows me.
*As a child I was called Red.
*In high school, kids would chuckle and say, "Wow, you must really like The Muppets?"
*I worked in a comic shop for a few years and I was called on the intercom as "the Muppet." "Muppet, line one."
*At college they kids who didn't know my name called me the "Fraggle."
*And now, the lowest blow. After years of running and hiding from my Muppetness, my husband has confessed, he too has always thought I was a Muppet. He has given me the name "Mooshe the Muppet" on account of squishyness. (I am skinny, and awkward, and I have no muscle.)
I look like a Muppet. None truly spacific, mind you, just a Muppet in general. Cute, adorable, fun-loving? Sure. Hot? Yeah, that'll happen. I am coming here to embrace this. I have expected it. I'm not hot. I am moving on.