My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Do you feel lonley?
Me: In your arms, never. Why?
Mildred: Becuase eeyone else is gone, and the lights are chut out.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Me: Sorry I was gone so long, I went to get some punch
Rowlf: Ooh, punch! I'd love some punch!
*penguin walks by with a boxing glove and punches Rowlf lightly*
Me: Are you ok?
Rowlf: I should've expected that

 

[Harvey Towers]

Harvey Towers: Everyone is slowing down now

Mrs Emily Bear: Well, they should be, everyone is dog tired

Harvey Towers: They're not!

*Two large mountian rescue dogs dance by in a three-beats-to-the-bar manner*

Mrs Emily Bear: Oh, the St Benard's Waltz!

 

[Effralyo]

*Enters holding Zeliboba by a hand and declares*
Am I late?.. Meet my sweetie Zel!
Z: Eer.. I`m afraid that not everyone knows me here!
Me: Gardy does. And Warrick,too. And as for them (nods at the others), they`ll like you soon!
*PSSTs to Beau and introduces him to Zel smiling as they shake hands to each other*

 

[Beauregard]

Me: My love, holding you is like holding a beautifull flower
Mildred: Why, because I am light and delicate?
Me: No, beuase of the smell...

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hilda dear, we've been dancing for months!

Hilda: Well we can stop whenever we want to!

Me: Can we? *I try to break free of Hilda and we're glued together*

 

[D'Snowth]

By some weird cartoony coincidence, I'm back at the party.

D'SNOWTH: Aren't you afraid your husband will find out again?
KATHY: No, why do you ask?
D'SNOWTH: Because I am.
KATHY: Oh don't worry, he took the kids to a movie, he thinks I'm at work, so we've got quite a bit of time!
D'SNOWTH: (Seduced) Ooh, wrap those warm flabby arms around me!
KATHY: Easy there casanova, I haven't cooked your dinner yet!
D'SNOWTH: (Even more seduced) Gosh your lips sure look delicious!
KATHY: (Thinking to herself) Is this such a good idea after all?

 

[Ziffel]

Hey D'Snowth, I just looked at wikipedia for an article on Kathy Greenwood. After the article it gives two external links for her. One is the IMDB site and the other is your KGZ. You may already know that but thought I'd mention it in case.

 

[D'Snowth]

Uh, yeah basically because I provided the information for wikipedia on Kathy Greenwood.

 

[Ziffel]

Oh. Sorry if you posted about doing that before and I didn't see it. Good job on the article too. Very well written. And I probably saw her on "The Hollywood Squares" back in '99 without knowing who she was because I used to catch it quite a bit back then. I remember some of the other regulars then were Whoopi Goldberg, Gilbert Gottfried, Bobcat Goldthwait, and ummm, a couple of others who I can picture the faces but forgot the names of. Like that one guy with the beard and glasses.