My true love unleashed...

[Harvey Towers]

Mrs Emily Bear: Did somebody say toes?

Harvey Towers: They'd better watch out then.

Mrs Emily Bear: Why?

Harvey Towers: If you do the same things to toes when you hear them as you do when you see them they'll be in as much pain as me!

 

[Beauregard]

Me: Polka?
Mildred: Poke whom?
Me: Maybe not then...

Mildred: Tango?
Me: Yes, please. Apple if that flavor is available.
Mildred: never mind...

 

[Harvey Towers]

Harvey Towers: Oh, I recognise her now...

Mrs Emily Bear: Who?

Harvey Towers: That is Mildred Huxtetter, the world famous poker player. Give her a good polka and she'll play any game you like...

Mrs Emily Bear: What does that mean?

Harvey Towers: It means that when the chips are down...

Salsa: You talking to me?

Harvey Towers: Good grief!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dr. Teeth: So Dee,count the ways you see me as one of your favorite muppets.

Dee: Well,you tickle the ivories most groovaliciously,you've always been a fab dresser,and your singing is amazing.

Dr. Teeth: Flattery like that will get you everywhere,especially with a vocab like you have.

Dee: *dips Dr. Teeth*

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Is this a Cha cha?
Me: I think...

Bear: Do the cha, cha, cha...

Me: ...I guess so.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: Can we do the tango?

Dr. Teeth: Are you kidding,I put the 'T' in tango.

Dee: Now,who's kidding who?

*they tango*

 

[D'Snowth]

And so, hours later as the party was winding down, enters comedienne, Kathy Greenwood, much to the boo's and hisses of the non-Canadian party members. Kathy makes her way over to the punch table to find D'Snowth on the floor...

KATHY: (Shakes D'Snowth awake) What do you think you're doing, and who was that I saw you dancing with?!
D'SNOWTH: (Comes too, but still slightly drunk) Oh, hey there honey! Y'know, you look so sexy in that short-sleeved sweater of yours...
KATHY: That's it, Elizabeth just lost you to me, and I'm not losing YOU to no Krazedmuppet!

And so, that's that. D'Snowth's out of the building!

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Shall we do the cha, cha?
Me: We already had this joke.
Mildred: New punch line.
Me: Sorry.
Mildred: Shall we do the cha, cha?
Me: *open mouth to speak, but interupted by - *
Train noise: Choo choo!
Mildred: Or we could just do that instead.

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Dee: Do you know how to Macarena Dr. Teeth?

Dr.Teeth: Uh,no.I think that dance is a little after my time.

Dee: Watch me,just do what I do. *starts to Macarena*

Dr. Teeth: *looking into camera* Not my cup of tea,but I'll give it a try. *tries to Macarena with Dee*

 

[Harvey Towers]

Mrs Emily Bear: So, do you want to cho, cho cho?

Harvey Towers: You mean the train dance? But I'm not a trained dancer!

Mrs Emily Bear: Never mind, come on baby, do the locomation!

Harvey Towers: Oh Mrs Bear; don't get yourself tyre-d out!

Mrs Emily Bear: Trains don't have tyres?!

Harvey Towers: Oh. I'm sorry, I was on the wrong track...