My Social Studies Teacher

[TogetherAgain]

Ok, now my English teacher is creeping me out. Yesterday he was trying to be Fozzie. Today, at the beginning of class, he just sort of randomly quoted some poem, and when none of us had any idea what he was talking about, he said something along the lines of, "I am appalled by your ignorance of English poetry!" And I thought, Ok Sam. I came this close to going up to him after class and saying, "So what, do you have a thing for Frank Oz characters or something?" Now I have this sneaky suspicion that tomorrow, er... like Yoda, he will talk.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

You english teach can do something like this with Yoda...

English teacher: Study you must, for it is your education that will get you in life hmmmm.........
Random student: I hate school. I don't want to do any work.
English teacher: Not doing any work is the path of the dark side.
Random student: Not it isn't. Just look at President Bush. You think he actually does anything all day up at the White House?
English teacher: Bill Clinton did, yes, hmmm.........

ryan