Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

[kathy26]

Kermit: Ok hey would you like to watch the next act in the wings with me?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Mickey Rooney: I promised Miss Piggy to meet at her dressing room... but I'll stay for one number before the closing number.

 

[kathy26]

(Steven is in front of the curtain)

Steven:and now here is our singing duo Wayne and Wanda singing When I Need You here they are Wayne and Wanda

(the curtain opens)

 

[LinkiePie<3]

When I Need You ~ Wayne and Wanda

Wayne: *serenades Wanda*
When I need you
I just close my eyes and I'm with you
And all that I so wanna give you
It's only a heartbeat away--

(Wanda has an unwanted heart attack)

Wayne: Honey, this isn't the time-- oh my goodness! Ha! Is there a doctor in the house?

*curtain closes*

 

[kathy26]

(we fade to Kermit who is in front of the curtain)

Kermit: and now we have a musicial number featuring Link and the others singing Wonderful Copenhagen Yay

(the curtain opens)

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Wonderful Copenhagen ~ Link Hogthrob and Pig Chorus

Company:
Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Friendly old girl of a town
'Neath her tavern light
On this merry night
Let us clink and drink one down
To wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Salty old queen of the sea
Once I sailed away
But I'm home today
Singing Copenhagen, wonderful, wonderful
Copenhagen for me

Link Hogthrob:
I sailed up the Skagerrak
And sailed down the Kattegat
Through the harbour and up to the quay
And there she stands waiting for me
With a welcome so warm and so gay
Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen

Company:
Wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Friendly old girl of a town
'Neath her tavern light
On this merry night
Let us clink and drink one down
To wonderful, wonderful Copenhagen
Salty old queen of the sea
Once I sailed away
But I'm home today
Singing Copenhagen, wonderful, wonderful
Copenhagen for me

 

[kathy26]

(in the Guest Star's Dressing Room)

Fozzie: So Mr Rooney i heard you did a duet with miss piggy how was it?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Mickey Rooney: *causally wraps his fingers together* Fozzie, I've never felt so young for my age. Miss Piggy really felt my age. *beam* Hey, Fozzie? Would you please assist me for the closing number? I'm such a big fan of yours, and it would be an honor to do a punchline, or even sing a comical duet with you. You, and me, Fozzie... we can do this!

 

[kathy26]

(Steven pokes his head in)

Steven: uh Mr Rooney Kermit says he needs you onstage he said he has a surprise for you?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Mickey Rooney: Thank you for informing me, Steven. I'll be there in a jiffy. How exciting...