Comedy Tonight ~ Mickey Rooney and Fozzie Bear
Mickey Rooney:
Something familiar,
Something peculiar,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Fozzie Bear:
Something appealing,
Something appalling,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Both:
Nothing with kings, nothing with crowns;
Bring on the lovers, liars and clowns!
Mickey Rooney:
Old situations,
New complications,
Nothing portentous or polite;
Both:
Tragedy tomorrow,
Comedy tonight!
Fozzie Bear:
Something convulsive,
Something repulsive,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Mickey Rooney:
Something aesthetic,
Something frenetic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Both:
Nothing with gods, nothing with fate;
Weighty affairs will just have to wait!
Mickey Rooney:
Nothing that's formal,
Fozzie Bear:
Nothing that's normal,
Both:
No recitations to recite;
Open up the curtain:
Comedy Tonight!
Fozzie Bear:
Something erratic,
Something dramatic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Mickey Rooney:
Frenzy and frolic,
Strictly symbolic,
Something for everyone:
A comedy tonight!
Both:
A comedy tonight!