Muppets' Saturday Night Live - Game

[LinkiePie<3]

Miss Piggy: *sing songs* Steven? Oh, Kermie. Do not worry about a teensy little thing about Stevie. He's, uh-- in the prop room. He's... uh-- just gathering all of moi's nescessities for the big production number. *forced beam*

 

[kathy26]

Kermit: ok i'll go introduce Mickey Rooney ok see you later piggy

 

[LinkiePie<3]

~Miss Piggy's dressing room~

Miss Piggy: *blow kiss* Revoir, Kermie... <3

Link Hogthrob: *in costume* Miss Piggy?

Miss Piggy: *brushing her hair* What do you want, pea-brain? *lifts head*

Link Hogthrob: *in costume* Can you please be a dear, and watch my mirror for me? I have to run to the little boy's room before Pigs in Space starts.

Miss Piggy: *scrunches her snout at Link* Why would you bother? I'm no mirror caregiver! Why don't you--

Link Hogthrob: It all sounds good to me.

Miss Piggy: *bristles* Get out, Link! *chucks mirror at Link*-- and take your stupid mirror with you!

 

[kathy26]

(Kermit is front of the curtain)

Kermit:and now it's time for our guest star and here he is in a sketch mr Mickey Rooney yay

(the curtain opens)

 

[kathy26]

(meanwhile backstage Steven comes up to piggy)

Steven: So Piggy why do i have to be your personal slave for?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Miss Piggy: *smug* Scooter? Right now is not the decent time to ask such a silly little question--*startles* AHHH! Scooter! My duet! I'm late! Mon chere, Mickey! I'm coming!

~~~

How About You ~ Mickey Rooney and Miss Piggy

Miss Piggy: *gently pushes Mickey aside*
When a girl meets boy,
life can be a joy,
but the note they end on
will depend on little pleasures they will share;
so let us compare.

Mickey Rooney:
I like New York in June,
how about you?
I like a Gershwin tune,
how about you?
I love a fireside
when a storm is due.
I like potato chips,
moonlight and motor trips,
how about you?

Miss Piggy:
I'm mad about good books,
can't get my fill,
and Franklin Roos'velt's looks
give me a thrill.

Mickey Rooney:
Holding hands at the movie show,
when all the lights are low
may not be new,
but I like it,
how about you?

Miss Piggy: I like Jack Benny's jokes.
Mickey Rooney: To a degree.
Miss Piggy: I love the common folks.
Mickey Rooney: That includes me.
Miss Piggy: I like to window shop on 5th Avenue.
Mickey Rooney: I like banana splits, late supper at the Ritz, how about you?
Miss Piggy: I love to dream of fame, maybe I'll shine.
Mickey Rooney: I'd love to see your name right beside mine.
Miss Piggy: I can see we're in harmony.
Mickey Rooney: Looks like we both agree on what to do.
Both: And I like it, how about you?

Mickey Rooney:
I'm so delighted I've ignited the spark within you.
Let me continue to make it burn.

Miss Piggy:
With you I will be like a Trilby, so let's not dally.
Come on Svengali, I've lots to learn.

Mickey Rooney: When you're arisin', start exercisin' daily.
Miss Piggy: For example, just a sample?
Mickey Rooney: Bend and touch the floor fifty times or more.
Missy Piggy: Ha! A fine start to be a Bernhardt!
Mickey Rooney: A dictionary's necessary but not for talking,
it's used for walking the Ziegfeld way.
Miss Piggy: Is this OK?
Mickey Rooney: That's the trick, you're catching on quickly.
Miss Piggy: Should I take a bow?
Mickey Rooney: A-ho! Let me show you how!
Miss Piggy: Just like partners on the stage.
Mickey Rooney: If you can use a partner, I'm the right age.

 

[kathy26]

(Steven and Kermit watch as they come backstage)

Kermit:Great Number Mickey i guess that was piggy's number

Steven:yeah uh kermit im going to introduce wayne and wanda now

(steven leaves)

Kermit: so Mickey how does it feel working with miss piggy?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Mickey Rooney: Thank you, Kermit. It is such a privilege to guest on your show tonight. Kermit, I've been working in the show business industry before there was technicolor. Of all the women I've worked with, Miss Piggy would be the one, next to my beautifully dear friend, Judy Garland, and my wonderful wife Jan; she has that sentimental charm that's so genuine, and lady-like. Miss Piggy. She's wonderful.

 

[kathy26]

Kermit: So Mickey what are you planning to do for the closing number?

 

[LinkiePie<3]

Mickey Rooney: Kermit? I would love to partner up with Fozzie Bear. He's my personal favorite Muppet. It'd be an honor to do a punchline with the world's most funniest bear.