Muppets Big Brother

[Daffyfan4ever]

ooc: Yes Daffyfan2003, you and I were evicted a couple pages back. Go look for yourself. You'll find it to be true.

ooc: Okay, I'll take a look.

 

[BEAR]

(Pepe is sitting on his bed reading an issue of Entertainment Weekly when he comes across a disturbing article about a romance between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.)
Whaat es this? Not my Katie! This es most distressingk news, okay. Hmm...I know. But of course. Once again, this looks like another job for (he ducks down and pops back up in costume)...de Calliente Capitan! (a series of guitar strums are heard out of know where). Si, calliente, dat means "HOT!" He he he he!! (his costume is very reminiscent of the classic Zorro look--black mask, black Spanish hat and shimmery black and gold cape, and a jalepeno patch on his chest. He poses arms and chest out and facing up and off to the distance very dramatically as if he has seen way too many old movies. Pepe picks up mag with pic of Katie Holmes. He caresses her gently and speaks soft and dramatically...) Don't worry, baby. Pepe will save you from de crrazy Tom Snooze! I will kick him back to de planet he came frrom and atlast jou can hef a rreeel man....and dat es Pepe. Hehehehehe!!! I do not even neeed any super powers, I will simply rromance my way into my sweet Katie's heart and burn dat guys eyes out wit my spicy peppers, okay. (Pepe jumps up onto the window sill and gets ready to fly just when he realizes he is really just a prawn and can't fly. So he falls out the window into a thorny rose bush in the garden.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BEAR]

(as Pepe is stuck upside down in the bush, groaning in pain, he says...) Well, as I still always say, I am more than a shrreemp, I am one sexy peeemp....ouchie.

 

[BEAR]

ooc: I hope this game isn't slowly dying.

 

[G-MAN]

(OOC: Sorry, my computer's been down since last Thursday and we finally got it back up)


Rizzo:This looks like a job for (Da da da da!!!!!!!!) The Rodent Revenger (I Want To Talk About Me by Toby Keith plays in the background, rizzo pops back up dressed in a Punisher-type outfit with special black mask oround his eyes) I will defeat the evil Captain Chef to get to the kitchen. Using my special utility belt I will whip up a vicious arsenel sure to bring the Chef to his knees. Plus my cheese rays will also do the job, and as my saying goes "Beware the strength of a hungry rat". (before he rushes off he does a quick disco pose, ala John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

*in Diary Room*

Big Bruther, I've been thinking. I miss my Floydie so much, fer sure. And I miss groovin' with my band, and working on the show, so after much deliberiberiberation, I am going to leave the house

 

[BEAR]

(Pepe staggers in through the front door covered in twigs and garden debris and rosethorns sticking to his super costume. His hair was all dirty and his cape torn.)

 

[Beauregard]

(Where is Big Bro???)

Ma-

Well, would you looka t the time. Off to bed youngsters.

 

[BEAR]

OOC: Isn't HPDJ from Britain? I hope he is okay. He hasn't posted for quite a while.

 

[BEAR]

ooc: Yeah, he hasn't posted at MC for about 4 days.