Muppets Big Brother

[G-MAN]

As the music starts Rizzo starts dabbing at his eyes
Rizzo: (Voice breaking) I always cry at weddings, WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*music plays*

*pushes open the door, and steps into the room is silken white weding dress. A veil covers the face*

He'll make me hapopy, each time I see him, and what? A prawn....oh, sorry. And I will follow where his heart may lead...and...unless it's too the jacozzi, I'm too wrinkly for hot-tubbing, and he'll be all, I ever need....

 

[That Announcer]

(standing watching Emily Bear)

OK, now the groomsmen! Maid of honor! Bridesmaids! Is the bride's mother in her seat? Good. Now, I shall sit down and watch this!

 

[Beauregard]

Sam! You ruined it.

*smackes arms again legs*

Right. Organist, start over. Everyone, stay in palce. Fozzie's Ma is coming through.

*exits, enters again*

He'll make me happy, etcetra, and so on, and he'll be the reason my heart can sing, except I sing out of tune....

 

[That Announcer]

(standing outside "chapel", muttering to himself) Just trying to make this a little more civilized.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Oh she's such a beautiful bride! *dabs at eyes* I hope I raised her right! Wait a minute, I'm getting too into this....

 

[The Count]

Uncle Deadly: I'd better be getting paid overtime for this.
*Starts playing organ again.

 

[theprawncracker]

(Emily and Rowlf arive at the front of the chapel where Gonzo and Pepe are)

Do you Emily take this Prawn to be your lawful wedded husband? Do you?

 

[BEAR]

(is reluctantly standing in front waiting for Mrs. Bear. He is crying and holding a picture of Angelina Jolie in a heart shaped frame. (to the picture...) I am so sorry, my darlingk. Will jou ever forgive me?! (sobbing)

 

[Beauregard]

Why, yes, sir, I think I certainly do. *puts arm around Pepe* Your turn baby.