Muppets Big Brother

[Beauregard]

What? What...oh, my.

Well...I guess all's well that ends well...assuming it ends.

*sigh*

Alright, Pepe lover, when's the ceromony?

 

[HPDJ]

[COLOUR]This is Big Brother. The ceremony is about to begin.[GREEN]

 

[Beauregard]

Oo 'eck. *dashes upstairs to grabs her old wedisng dress and veil* I say I wish I'd had mor etime to prepare...i should have liked to invite my uncle...but he is hibenating...

 

[HPDJ]

WE GOTTA GET READY GANG!

 

[redBoobergurl]

All right Emily, grab onto my arm here and I'll walk you down the aisle. I'd give you a lecture about what marriage is like, but let's face it, you're older than I am!

 

[That Announcer]

Hmmph. Would someone look at my back to see if I have any paint on this suit? I think that coal-juggling weirdo did something to it a few days ago. OK. Nothing there? Well, let the ceremony begin!

 

[HPDJ]

Piggy! Piggy! Where are you!

 

[BEAR]

(whispers to Gonzo)But she is old and wrinkly, okay.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Like oh my gosh. Always the maid of honour, never the bride.

 

[That Announcer]

Alrightey! Everyone in the "chapel"! Single file, please. Find a pew, sit down and be SILENT. We need respect for these people! Alright now. Maid of honour, lose the purple flowers in your hair. Best man- now, move that corsage where it's supposed to be! And you, the groom- your hat's too big. Take it off! Now people, let's go out there and have a good, ethical... AMERICAN wedding.