Muppets Big Brother

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Ma -

*spoken sharply*

What's all that about kissing and wiggling? I've spoken to you before about appropriote behavior...

Ma i'm a grown BEAR now



Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

*Out of Character*

will the votes be displayed with who voted who off

i think it sould be results only no name next to who voted them off

 

[Beauregard]

(Out of character: Once again, Kimp, Youposted three times in a row for no apparent reason. if you think of something else you should have said, go back and edit your post before. Thanks you. Beau)

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Out of Char Sorry i am talking to three diffreint people

 

[Beauregard]

(o-of-c: If you wanna do that, either post with "quotes" from them, or have, *to ma* etc....sorry if it seems I go on...ok, so I probably do...)

Ma-

*chews pencil*

Ok, I think I got it.

If I put that word there, and that clause there, uh huh, see, it's just like dress-making, only with words!

 

[BEAR]

Pepe the piggy is free game this is not real life

Reality tv is not real life? The bearr's gone loco...

 

[That Announcer]

A poem? I will finally get to use those excellent grammatical skills of mine! (puts hand to chest) Mr. Wordsworth, you will be proud of me. Hold on, what's the topic? Oh no- not those aliens! Well, I guess I'll have to improvise...

A Poem On Gonzo's Family by Sam the American Eagle

I be not one who does not know
What to do when meeting a weirdo.

And when met with, say, just two or three,
I'm sure it's Gonzo's family.

For see, I know I get the zing
Of a brainless strange ET thing;

I simply turn my back and shout,
"Hey! Who let the oddball out?"

 

[G-MAN]

Rizzo:Here is my poem Ahem

Squire Trelawney: By Rizzo The Rat

To Say that Squire Trelawney Is Really Dumb
Would Be Like Saying Long John's Leg Is Real Numb
But As He Lingers
Just Talking To His Finger
I Reply "At Least He Doesn't Talk To His Thumb"
Rizzo: (Continues) Now to go and illiminate someone.

 

[theprawncracker]

And now, I the Great Gonzo will recite a poem on Lady Holiday:

An Ode to Lady Holiday By: The Great Gonzo

What to say, what to say.
About a woman like Lady Holiday.
She might be tall,
And she ain't to small.
But when i comes to jewels,
This chick rules!
She's got more rocks than,
That Archeologist man.
She's more than a girl,
And she doesn't make me hurl.
At least she isn't a pig,
But her diamonds sure are big.