Muppets Big Brother

[Beauregard]

Ma

Oh my! I love poetry! It really gets my gish and kidneys going at a flap-flap pace!

I'd better hit the rubber, and get a pencil between my teeth. I think best while chewing.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

That Janice girl

Like, wow! Poetry! I just love poetry- what a buzz. OK, what ryhmes with Cratchit? Oh my gosh, nothing. I think I need to speak to Big Brothurr over this

*heads to Diary Room. Do I PM HPDJ when I'm in the Diary Room or do I post it here?*

 

[theprawncracker]

Gonzo: It'll be okay Kermit, just try to forget about it. Like when Camilla cheated on me with that rooster...

 

[HPDJ]

This is Big Brother. Janice, you do not need to rhyme Cratchit with anyting. You have a variety of words to choose.

 

[Beauregard]

Ma

Ok...

Let me see....Mayhem, ryhmes with....my ham...ish....But My Ham wasn't that speciall...

Janice rhymes with Man Kiss, I supose...but how disgusting!

Floyd, typhoid...

Lips...dips?

*mutters to self*

Dr Teeth...ah ha! Ryhmes with....leaf....

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

But it's so harrd, Big Brotherr. OK, I'll go fer it.

"Thurr once was a man named Bob
He couldnt eat corn on the cob"

Big Brotherr, my poem is a bummer!

 

[Beauregard]

Ma

Hey you any good at crosswords? I realised I was writing my poem on one, and I can't find a word that ends in Q....

Hey, you seem a little messed up young lady, can I offer you a paw to lean on?

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE

Pigs in Space Poem

This is a peom of pigs in SPACE
they were searching for a werid alien RACE

first was Captain LINK
he made you not want to THINK

then came Dr Strange PORK
he was the scinece DORK

lastly was MISS PIGGY
an that suit she made me want to KISS and WIGGLE

the flew the SWINETREK thru the AIR
and people climbed on to the DECK without CARE

 

[Beauregard]

Ma -

*spoken sharply*

What's all that about kissing and wiggling? I've spoken to you before about appropriote behavior...

 

[BEAR]

Gonzo: It'll be okay Kermit, just try to forget about it. Like when Camilla cheated on me with that rooster...

Jou got cheated on? He he he.. Hey, Karmet? What es heppening wid de beearr? All of a sudden he talks laik Toopak. He es bad news, okay. I don't trrust hem. No trrust. (pulls out some Doritos and eats them)