MuppetFest 2?

[Beauregard]

Beauregard steps away and says, "I'm not going to have anything to do with this."

Beauregard hands over a cheese ball.

Beauregard presses Red Button.

 

[christyb]

*rumbling* Uh....guys?? What's happening here. I'm faced backwards and can't see a thing.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

I don't know, but I think we're sinking... is that a good thing?

 

[Beauregard]

Er...maybe we'll hit oil.

 

[christyb]

*shocked* No it can't be! I didn't even know I steered us into water! Why didn't you warn me??

 

[Beauregard]

Please, concider yourself warned in the opposite of advance.

 

[FISH'N'WOLFE]

Er...maybe we'll hit oil.

Or the Exxon Valdez.

Why didn't you warn me??

Well I don't exactly have the best view being down here on the floor. I can warn you about the gum thats stuck under the seat though.

 

[Beauregard]

I love the chaos! I love the chaos! I love the...er...what are you doing under my chair?

 

[christyb]

Under you chair?? He's supposed to be operating the gas and brake pedals. And while I'm at it why didn't you tell us we were heading for water?? Or are we even in water??

 

[Beauregard]

Water? Where? I can get you a glass if you want.