Muppet Show Role Play

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Sorry, man. That was my fault. I was supposed to feed him. Looks like I have to run to the store and pick up some Purina Animal Chow. Adios. Don't start the gig without me, Dr. Teeth. I'll be back as soon as possible.

 

[Drtooth]

No sweat Floyd! Crazy Harry, you may want to put you're explosives on a shelf, just so Animal won't get at em.. unless he clibs the walls, then you have to grease the walls then put them on the shelf!

 

[SgtPepper]

A toad hops across the stage

Animal: Toadie ?

Animal picks up the toad and licks him... his pupils get really big

Animal: OOOHHHH Nice Toadie OOOOOHHH

 

[Crazy Harry]

I wish everyone would stop eating my things. Gun powder has gotten really expensive ever since the stock market started to decline.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

TIME OUT:

A quick time-out here. (Since the character I'm playing just left the theater anyway) Does Crazy Harry really speak in complete sentences? I mean other than "Did somebody say..." or whatever. I know he had a singing line in TMTM. No offense to you, Chris. But I sort of pictured Crazy Harry making the line: "No eat my things! Need gun powder!" I mean, however, you want to do it is fine with me, but I've never actually seen CH have an actual conversation. I'm just kind of curious about that.

 

[Crazy Harry]

(I'm working with a character who's overall screentime can be timed with a stopwatch. I'm trying my best)

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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I see. You're doing a good job and all. Like I said I was just curious. I could be wrong anyway. There might have been instances that I haven't seen where CH was seen talking to people or something. Anyway, carrying on with this. I guess I'm still not here. Lol.

 

[Beauregard]

*Falls through roof, bounces, flys back out again.

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Hey, man. I'm back with the Purina Animal Chow. I bought him economy size so it should last him about a year.

Here, you go, my furry red chum. Eat up!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

YIPE!!

Hey! Without Kermit here to keep some kind of order, we're going nuts...but, I'm back. I got stuck in the bathroom.

Mama always says that when you go to the little bears' room, you should always wash your hands, so I did, and my hands were slippery and I couldn't turn the door knob.

Glad to see Rizzo and Sweetums have got here, and Animal.

Okay, so, I see we have NO Kermit, Piggy isn't here, and no guest star. I'm afraid and scared!

Beau did a show outline, but I heard he's presently air-headed...though I hear the faint sounds of him somewhere in the skies above?

Where's Scooter?! ROWLF! KERMIIIITT!!

Time to rehearse. I think a song and dance routine of Jingle Bell Rock with Beau and the Band is good. Vet's Hospital? Okay, Rowlf, you have to find someone to work with you...no Piggy and Janice (i suppose) has left the building. WAIT! What if there were a Nurse BEAR on patrol at the Hospital??

Sweetums, You and Crazy Harry might do a good rendition of Silent Night (what am I saying?!), and I think Tommie, Rizzo, and Pepe would do good doing something, so you 3 figure that out.

Oh, Rizzo, the Chef might need your help. He has some left-overs from about 3 weeks ago in the fridge that's ready to get thrown out.

Oh, and Chef, what is the food product you're going to teach us how to make on the show tonight??

Somebody PLEASE FIND KERMIT!!!

And dry your hands after washing them before trying to turn door knobs.

(Editor's Note, or whatever, once you're a character, you gotta keep it Sgt. Pepper did right by taking on Animal since someone had Floyd already--the whole "first come" thing, you know.)