Muppet Show Role Play

[Drtooth]

Okay.. Animal.. Zoot.. Floyd. Since Janice is persona non show up-o, let's take it from th' top..

Jingle Bells,
Batman Smells
Robin Laid an egg
The Bat Mobel lost a Wheel
an' the Joker ran a way....

Who slipped me the Bart Simpson Lyrics?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Sorry, those were mine...

 

[Drtooth]

That's okay FOzzie! I just thought that Adam Sandler was running around!

Okay..

¡Cascabeleo Belces!
¡Cascabeleo Belces!
¡Cascabelee toda la manera!

We must have a prankster on the loose. Either that, or Bable fish must be writing this episode!

 

[SgtPepper]

(animal breaks into a random drum solo)

RRRRAHHH !!!!! BELLS BELLS !!!!!

(He bangs the snare drum so hard that it bursts.)

Uhh Ohh....

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Alright, enough of these shenanigans. Let's hit it.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell, Jingle bell rock. Jingle bell swing and Jingle bell thing.

Take it, Beau!

 

[SgtPepper]

(animal re inserts the snare drum and begins playing again)

DANCE!!!! BROWN MAN DANCE !!!!

 

[Drtooth]

CUT! CUT! CUT!!

WHat music sheet are you using? Is it on page 32? I got the lyrics to..

Driedle, Driedle, Driedle,
I made you out of clay,
and when it's dry an' ready
Oh, Driedle, I shall play!

If anything we have a Po-litically correct music number!

 

[SgtPepper]

(Animal hears the Dreidle music)

Huh-Nah-Kuh ????

 

[Drtooth]

SHA-LO-O-O-OM! (Muppets from Space Refference!)

If they keep pranking me at this rate, I'll be singing Kwanzaa Carols.

Here it is....

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock
Jingle bells ring an' Jingle Bells swing
Snowin' and Blowin' an' Bushles of Fun,
Now the Jingle hop has begun (best I can do!)

Take it Floyd and Animal!

 

[SgtPepper]

(Animal {while drumming} bangs on some bells)

JINGLE JINGLE !!!