Muppet Show Role Play

[Beauregard]

(Note: Write the chef in English and we'll all pretend he is talking chef)

Where is that banana peel?

*slips, throwing clipboard*

*Stands up*

Wheres the clip board now?

*clipboard hits him on the head*

Oh.

So we have got several acts now.

Dr Bob

Pigs in Space

and Sweedish Chef

Hm

What did kermit used to do?

*Picks up wistle from the floor*

Ah

*Blows wistle*

OK

Now I have your attention.

Kermit isn't here yet and we need to put on the show. I want a show of hands if you have planed somthing all ready. If you haven't I'lll give you somthing to do then we can begin practises.

What are you staring at?

 

[SgtPepper]

Where Kermit ?

 

[Drtooth]

Originally posted by SgtPepper

NICE NAP NICE NAP !!!! AGHHHH !!!!! ME WANT FOOD!!! ME WANT FOOD!!!

(Ehh)

Hey, chef! Cook up something for our pal, Animal! You know, before he literally chews the scenary.


Wouldn't be the first time!

 

[Gonzo14]

How much scenery is left?

 

[SgtPepper]

EAT DRUMS !!! EAT DRUMS !!!

(Animal Dives at the drums and chews on the drumsticks.)

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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When will he ever learn? By the way, Dr. Teeth, main chum. What song are we doin' with the band tonight? Or do you just want to cancel the act since we can't find Zoot or Janice?

 

[Zack the Dog]

well where is Fozzie?!?! we need him, he was my ride home!
ofcoures he was supost to be my ride HERE, but he forgot to pick me up and i had to run my little doggies off getting here...get it? that's a dog joke....

 

[Beauregard]

Originally posted by SgtPepper
Where Kermit ?

Listen Kermit is not here yet so we have to plan somthing.

Hm, How does this sound. Opening number, introduses guest star, Dr Teeth and the electric mayhem, my all new song and dance, Fozzie's joke time, Vet's Hospital, Chef cooks up some senery for animal, then we all go hame glad that the Pig wasn't here interupting. Oh I forgot, we also have Gonzo's act.

SO. Can we begin the practeses? I'll start. Hum, hum.

Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Jingle bells, jingle bells jingle all the way.

*Does a very complex tap dance which ends with him sitting on the floor*

Oh what fun it is to ride on a one foot open sleigh

*Sleigh runs him over*

 

[Daffyfan4ever]

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Alright, let's hit it! *Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock! Jingle Bell Swing and Jingle Bell Swing. Snowing and blowing up bushels of fun. Now the Jingle Hop has begun.*

Wait a minute. Where's Dr. Teeth? He's the band leader not me. I might be the only band member left. Well, at least the only one that can speak in complete sentences and doesn't have a habit of eating scenery.

 

[Beauregard]

Hey, that was my song. Bah.

I leaving.