Muppet Fanfic: Something worth waiting for

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Hey Layla... You know what?
This is a great update, and we all thank you for posting a new segment. It's fascinating to see Piggy returning to her true nature... The crazy conversational skills between all involved in that little group... And then Kermit worried about what happened on the latest show...
Great stuff, please post more whenever you get the chance.
 

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Leyla said:
Sorry for the long, long delay in updates
Sorry for an even longer delay in a review.

Talking to the Swedish Chef was one of those grueling, migraine-inducing tasks that Piggy tried to avoid whenever possible, much like cooking and manual labour.
*imagines Piggy cooking* Mmm...nice...rubber gloves...

...the porcine diva...
My porcine diva...

...when she’d been complaining that whoever was responsible for the development of the all-celery diet should be impaled repeatedly with his own celery...
*giggles*

... she had foiled his efforts with pork chops of a different variety…
Gah! I adore the double meanings you bring to stories!

.... consider whether winning Kermit’s affection was really worth the mental anguish of not strangling a small handful of his associates...
*laughs again*

She's so hot when she's cross...

...vaguely murderous reverie...
*falls into a vaguely murderous reverie of my own...and wonders if depriving the world of a certain amphiberous friend would lead Piggy to my door*

...Beaker, whose voice, the diva decided, had all the soothing harmonies of an electric violin played with a power sander, accompanied by a veritable choir of fingernails on chalkboards...
*weeps at how amazing your conparasons are*

...Camilla’s answering comment required no translation… thank goodness...
Again, wow.

... clucking, snarling, meeping and Swedish gobbledy gook....
Nice nice nice.

It's all nice! I loved the fact that those who can simply NOT be understood by man or Muppet, can understand each other. And I adored that Animal was the chief translator in this case.

Well done Layla!
 

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Such descriptive writing! I LOVE it. Trying to translate for Piggy was hilarious and the fact that it was Animal of all people who finally cleared the mess... pure genious.

I hope to see more!
 

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Dum-de-dum-dum... Any new story for us to read up on? No? Hmmm, sure hope story get posted soon.
*Moves off to next book on reading list.
 

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Chapter um... well... another one, anyway.

Oh, thanks and hugs and love to everyone who replied to the last chapter... this in another introspective one, next one should have a little more dialogue and action and stuff.
And, just for the record, despite appearances, Beau is NOT an ushy gushy guy. And, as always, I am NOT a fangirl.


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Though Marcel offered him a lift, Kermit chose to walk back to the hotel. His mind was roiling with tumult and turmoil. Foremost in his mind was the sense that he should not be where he was, and there are few feelings that nag more persistently then that. He needed time to think things over, and nothing settled him like a good long walk in a quiet, green place. The streets of Paris were somewhat lacking in tranquility, it’s true, but there was still something stabilizing about the soft, rhythmic slaps of flippers on stone, no matter the noise and light around him.

Even in the varying light, passersby would be able to notice something usual about the walking anthropomorphic frog walking their city. Kermit’s expression was calm, yet distant. His eyes were focused on a faraway place and his heart on a place farther still.

If Kermit hadn’t known the schedule for the show, if he didn’t know his friends as well as he did, or if he didn’t know who was supposed to have sung “Bahama Mama” and the old torch song, Kermit would have thought it was insanity as usual back home in the theatre.

But he did.

He did know the schedule of the show; he knew his friends, and he knew just who was supposed to be there, and wasn’t.

What Kermit didn’t know, however, was why, and without knowing why, he didn’t know what to do or even what to feel about it. He passed a French deli, and, catching sight of what was on sale this week, firmly steered himself away with a queasy little whimper.

Piggy was usually, heck… constantly, demanding to be on every show, always pushing for a bigger role. That she would voluntarily miss a show where she had not one, but two leads… Kermit shook his head uneasily. Well, there had to be a reason… Piggy always had her reasons, even if he didn’t always see much reason in her reasons. Illness? She hadn’t sounded sick on the phone, and he rather suspected that if Piggy was ill, he’d have heard about it in pity inducing detail. Kermit turned over the other possibilities in his mind and didn’t like where they were taking him.

As if Piggy’s absence wasn’t bizarre enough, Gonzo’s act, not what he’d been planning to do before Kermit had left, had pushed the show to a whole new level of oddity. In fairness… this was not unusual. Gonzo’s acts always pushed the show to a new level of oddity. Still, the sudden focus on Piggy. Watching him, Kermit had been chilled by the strange poetry about Piggy, about Piggy… getting hurt?

It was a horrible thought, almost unthinkable… but again… she had sounded fine, nervous, but fine on the phone.

As well, since the strange implications of Piggy being hurt were coming out of Gonzo, could Kermit even dare take it literally? This was Gonzo after all, and there was no telling what he would say or do next. Had Gonzo actually done something to Piggy or had she simply been so irritated by the Haiku that she’d refused to go on? Was this some sort of protest? Kermit wouldn’t have put that past her, but then, wouldn’t she have complained to him? Demanded that he take action, never mind that he was on another continent? He sighed, miserable in his confusion. Kermit had trouble conceiving of anything being bad enough to keep Piggy willingly off the stage ….but something HAD happened. He knew that… and guiltily wished he didn’t. This wasn’t a decision he wanted to have to grapple with right now.

What was happening back home?

The aggressive sounding of a horn brought Kermit back from the theatre and dropped him squarely back in the streets of Paris. He had somehow made his way back to the posh hotel where he’d been put up. It looked back almost accusingly at this impertinent frog from a swamp who had had the audacity to enter into its domain.

“Why are you here at all”, it seemed to demand, added its weighty voice to all the other questions assaulting him, pushing him for answers, for decisions.

Kermit couldn’t answer that question, but after that walk… he did know something…

“Time’s up,” he told it quietly.

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When Piggy was dragged out of her room by a flustered Camilla at nearly eleven o’clock that night, it took no time for her to figure out that Gonzo had still not returned home. Camilla’s genuine distress and her status as a fellow woman, not to mention Piggy’s grogginess spared the hen from a trip through a nearby wall. Incidentally, this spared Kermit, at least temporarily, from having to repair that wall.

Although there was no real cause for alarm yet, the little blue daredevil’s absence had stirred the others to action. They were holding a meeting, which evidently, Piggy was late for. Nearly everyone else was already there, babbling one over the other in a wildly excited din that Piggy knew in an instant, and with the help of long experience, would accomplish nothing for a good long time.

Fozzie was displaying his usual talent for getting everyone’s attention, and his usual talent for keeping everyone’s attention, which was not much better than his talent for stand-up comedy. Without Kermit there to organize them, to give them a unified sense of purpose, the well-meaning bear’s efforts were wasted.

Piggy rubbed her temple as a fresh headache began to blossom. She’d finally managed to claim enough sleep to start feeling better and now the little twerp had gone and disappeared. What the chicken expected Piggy to do about it, she had no idea. Watching the chaos unfold, it was more than obvious no one else expected anything of her.

“What am I doing here?” she wondered aloud. Lew Zealand heard her and shrugged before lancing a fish at Fozzie. It did not return. Ten minutes after that dismal thought, Miss Piggy was quietly shutting the door to the boarding house behind her, unnoticed in all the kerfuffle. Though the diva eschewed jogging as a matter of course, walking was something else entirely, and in any case, it was certainly better than being back in that mess, being hounded by a chicken who could give any of the dogs lessons.

Uncertain of any destination in particular, Piggy paced uneasily. She always liked to know where she was going, where she was headed. Piggy was, as those in the know might say, a goal oriented person. Out of the corner of her eye, she caught sight of someone staring out their window at her. She glowered at him. Apparently he found something noteworthy about a Piggy wandering the streets at night. She stopped then, thinking, becoming aware of how silly she looked, walking back and forth like that in the middle of the street in the middle of the night like a crazy woman. Piggy liked being a spectacle, but only in certain circumstances, circumstances which generally involved lavish parties and a certain handsome green escort. Tossing a fearsome glare at the gawking onlooker, she moved just far enough to be out of sight, then halted.

The wind blew softly against her skin. Piggy sighed into its caress, imagining another’s and then looked searchingly up at the stars. Without warning or fanfare a streak of radiant light fell across the broad expanse of the sky in a silent blessing of comfort hope, and beauty.

Seeing it, Piggy knew where she was going.
 

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Yaey! New installment! Will be back to review properly... Hope you're making progress with that little assignment.
 

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Oh Leyla Leyla Leyla!! First of all, THE CHAPTER!! Wow!! So much thought and determination and sadness all at the same time!! And KERMIE'S comin' HOME!! And speaking of Kermie, THE SIGGY!! It finally shows!! Sheesh, I'll never live it down!!
 

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Leyla said:
Just for the record, despite appearances, Beau is NOT an ushy gushy guy.
And that's the truth! *ahem* Please don't make me squirm again Layl..

Queen of Diction said:
The streets of Paris were somewhat lacking in tranquility, it’s true, but there was still something stabilizing about the soft, rhythmic slaps of flippers on stone, no matter the noise and light around him.
"tranquility" It's a lovely peacable word.

"something stabilizing" "soft" "slaps" "stone" Nice alliteration...and the "slaps" are very tunefull.

Queen En Dictio'an said:
Even in the varying light, passersby would be able to notice something usual about the walking anthropomorphic frog walking their city.
"passerby" "anthropomorphic" Nice words.

QED said:
His eyes were focused on a faraway place and his heart on a place farther still.
*squeeeeeeels!* I know where his heart is! It's pressed close to Piggy's on the alter of love! *is not ushy gushy* *and is not part of a cult that offers sacrifices of Pig and Frog hearts on the alter of love*

Queen of Short Sentences said:
But he did.
...*stab*

QUOSS said:
He passed a French deli, and, catching sight of what was on sale this week, firmly steered himself away with a queasy little whimper.
Ayeee! That's so...cute somehow?

Dean of Diction said:
Illness? She hadn’t sounded sick on the phone, and he rather suspected that if Piggy was ill, he’d have heard about it in pity inducing detail.
"Pity inducing" besides being a loverly phrase this also is so heartfelt because she is NOT demanding pity from anyone over this!

DOD said:
As if Piggy’s absence wasn’t bizarre enough, Gonzo’s act...
Gonzo act...bizarre...where have I heard that before? Oh! Everywhere!

Of Diction said:
As well, since the strange implications of Piggy being hurt were coming out of Gonzo, could Kermit even dare take it literally?
"Implications" "literally" Nice words.

ODD said:
This wasn’t a decision he wanted to have to grapple with right now.
Grapple. Nice word!

Daring Diction Dame said:
The aggressive sounding of a horn brought Kermit back from the theatre and dropped him squarely back in the streets of Paris. He had somehow made his way back to the posh hotel where he’d been put up. It looked back almost accusingly at this impertinent frog from a swamp who had had the audacity to enter into its domain.
Oooh! Fascinating! "Agressive" "squarely" "accusingly" "impertinent" "audacity" "domain."

“Time’s up,” he told it quietly.
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


Camilla’s genuine distress and her status as a fellow woman, not to mention Piggy’s grogginess spared the hen from a trip through a nearby wall.
*giggles*

Incidentally, this spared Kermit, at least temporarily, from having to repair that wall.
*laughs out loud*

Fozzie was displaying his usual talent for getting everyone’s attention, and his usual talent for keeping everyone’s attention, which was not much better than his talent for stand-up comedy.
Whooo-ha! Nice!

...headache began to blossom....
Great imagery.

...shrugged before lancing a fish at Fozzie. It did not return.
"lancing" Nice choice of wroding there. Also I love the short and sweet little sentence. "It did not return." Says a lot in four words.

Oh and "kerfuffle" reminds me of a huge Sesame Street inhabitent with a trunk...

"eschewed" - Another darling word from the diva of diction!

...a streak of radiant light fell across the broad expanse of the sky in a silent blessing of comfort hope, and beauty.
Shooting star!

Seeing it, Piggy knew where she was going.
Shooting A-class-star!
 

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<Raises hand> Can I just second all of the above whilst shaking my fist at this dreadful sinus headache I've had since trying to go to sleep last- ...erm, this morning? ...Oh, I can?... Oh good. <Does so.>

MORE- Oh, gosh, it hurts to shout- More please! <grumbles something about a bed and a headache and half a dozen ushy-gushy scenes whilst slowly stumbling out> <discovers ability to think of lots of fun words when in pain-induced-half-sleep...> <is rambling in the form of actions> <wonders how that's possible> <looks over post> <still wonders>...
 

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That's fright... You get yourself to bed and take your medicine young girl... You don't want Nurse Feratu coming back just to growl over you getting your due rest? Thought not.
Now if Layla were so gracious as to post more story, I'd gladly read it to you... Oh, she's already asleep... Good.
Layla... More please. And sorry I haven't been posting any reviews, but I love the story and am anxiously awaiting another installment.
 
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