Today, I told two of my best friends that I wished I was a Muppet and I received so much judgment. The real world just doesn't understand us...
I still stand by my disgustingly cute statement about Wembley were I a fraggle, and were I a Muppet... gah, I'd say Gonzo, but he's taken (that darn chicken!). So I dunno which Muppet I could see myself with... Maybe Rizzo, if I were a small-ish Muppet.
Poor Kermit, getting all stressed out all the time! I'd imagine you'd have to put up a bit of a fight with Miss Piggy for that spot light though!