Muppet College Roommates

[The Count]

Ah, so the rat finally bit the bait. *Chuckles to himself upon seeing or at least hearing Rizzo's squeaks inside the jack o'lantern, under the jack o'lantern's muffled breathing. Heh, Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater. Had a rat and couldn't keep 'er. So he put it in a pumpkin shell, and there he kept it very well.

Nah, nah, come on Jack-O, let Rizzo go.
Jack O'Lantern #1: "Are you sure about that master?"
Yes, he's learned his lesson.
Jack O'Lantern: "OK!"
Shoots Rizzo out from inside, and then we see Rizzo rushing back towards his room under G-Man's bed.

Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Halloween, everywhere you go.
Hmm, what do you think Mokey?
Mokey: "Maybe a few cobwebs on the outer edges of the dorm building's ledges, and a gargoyle or two."
Or three!

Yes, I'll have them come tomorrow night. No wait, I've got their keeper's number on speed dial.
1 Haunted Dorm Building!
2 Grinning Jack O'Lanterns!
And soon, 3 Ghastly Granite Gargoyles!
Ah, this place will be haunted and horror-ific in no time flat.

 

[G-MAN]

When you enter the room, you'll see a bathroom area on your left and a closet area on your right, and then you move forward into the main area where there is a bed up against the left wall with the foot facing the opposite wall where the big screen tv in, next to the window on the far wall is a bookshelf, where I keep all of my Muppet stuff, and the bathtub can double as a jacuzie(sp?)

 

[anathema]

So many questions, so little time!

1 Anathema, where do you and the real Janice sleep? Inside the computer monitors? Or does that old battered sofa convert into a double-decker twin bed? And what sort of logo do you have marking the outside room's door?

In order: bunkbeds*; no; no; none (I like to be enigmatic...)








* I would put "in the hot tub", but that would only upset Byron...

 

[G-MAN]

Also, next to the bed, is a nightstand with a lamp and next to that is Rizzo's mouse or is it rat hole. Rizzo will not tell me the contnts of his room because he is very selfish.

 

[The Count]

Thanks Anathema, I guess. Just trying to help fellow boarders complete their room designs for when Scooter decides to join us once again with her vonderful drawings of the dorm rooms and dormhouse.

G-Man, ah, are you aware there's a bathroom section for all of you guys on the second floor to share? It's at the end of the hallway where your room's located on your left, the last or fourth door down. And what do you mean by the contents of Rizzo's room? Aren't the two of you sharing Room #23 here in the dorms as fellow boarders?
Well, I'll let the rat "Rest In Peace" after getting such a scare earlier this afternoon.
Have a haunted day!

 

[G-MAN]

No Count, I was not aware of that, I will have to remember that, thank you, also, Rizzo managed to build/find a small little hole in the wall to hang out in, although I'm starting to think that my roommate will get lost in there for it just might be a Fraggle hole.

 

[The Count]

Ah, I see. Well, glad to learn that you now know of the hexistance of the Floor 2 Bathrooms. Just so you know, there's one Bathroom area on each floor in the same spot. Not sure if the hole Rizzo built would end up being a Fraggle-hole cause of two reasons: he built it himself, and there's no structure behind the dormhouse as to which the hole could lead out into on the main floor as if it were a Fraggle-hole. But if you think it's one, then who am I doubt the magic? Besides, it's entirely possible that either Mokey, my roommate who's currentl sleeping in her bed, or Red, Kim's roommate, might pop in through that hole Or it's also viable that Rizzo might surface in our room through the Fraggle-hole that's been built there, where there's the plausability for such an exit due to the subterraneous location of our room.

Well, hope you enjoy your stay here at the Muppet College Dorms. Oh, and don't let the new statues perched up on the dormhouse's roof scare you, they're just there to watch over us for a little while during the haunted holidays. Yes, I give you the Gargoyle Sisters: Morgana, Ogle and Rockette.
Hope this helps and have a haunted day!

 

[Zack the Dog]

"Actually, we're on the second floor, that way my roommate can be closer to the food. (sighs)"

Zack: Oh, I guess we're still alone Pepe...I think i'll still put that lock on the frige though..

Pepe: well make sure i's have the combo okays?

Zack: umm..sure....

 

[The Count]

Hey Zack, mind if my zombie workers install the pipe organ up on the third floor common room? It'll be just for the month of Shocktober, and soon as it's over they'll take it back to the master castle.
Let me know, cause I've got some musicians scheduled as part of the party, and we need to know if they have to be cancelled or re-scheduled.
Thanks and have a haunted day.

 

[The Count]

Well, just opened my Pepe and Newsman figures. Gotta' fix up the ol' display this weekend though. But I think I'll just mosy over and watch the thriller movie "Who Framed Kermit the Frog?" instead. Oh, and don't forget, steer clear of the bats and ghosts as they help me decorate the ol' haunted dormhouse.
Have a haunted night!