Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*UD reeling the cookie higher to see how far she'll go or how small she'll shrink to get to the morsel.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: o_o -Nibbles on cookie as she dangles like a caught fish- Nomnomnomnom! =3

Beaker: -Plucks her off the cookie- Mee, mee, meee! D: -Sees Ailie, growing eyes resembling that of hearts- 0_0 <33333333333333

Bunsen: B-Beaker? o_o

CD plays: I know you,
I walked with you once upon a dream . . .

Claudia: -Nibbling on her cookie like the dickens- =D Belch.

Beaker: -Carries Ailie away- <3333 Mee, mee, meee . . . -Speaks romantic French sayings- xD

Bunsen: -fumes-

Beaker: -Shoves Bunsen into a closet and snuggles Ailie- xD

Claudia: -Blinks at Chamberlain- Iz 'cuz I'm Colombian, isn't it? XD

Blind Pew: Eeeeek! -Pokes Chamberlain with his sword, lightly- Come forth, zyou snivelingz coward! XP

Bunsen: -Emerges from the closet- Oh, dear.

Claudia: -Screams as Pew pushes Mr. Panda around- Noooooo! -Carries Mr. Panda and snuggles- xP I luff you.

 

[The Count]

Hmmm, didn't know that biker gang had watched the Holy Grail movie. Oh well, it's still better than dueling one to the Pain I suppose.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: I'm kind of a science wonk myself, so I love Star Trek, Star Wars (even the prequels), and I have a few DVDs of the funniest show on television: MST3K. Preferred Joel to Mike, but whatever. OH! Also Lost in Space (the show). I don't have their DVDs but I've seen a bunch of episodes when it was airing on SciFi. Let's see: Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street, Farscape, Dinosaurs, Sailor Moon, Cardcaptor Sakura, Pokemon, Thundercats ... She-Ra when I was a kid (though I can't imagine what I liked about it now) ... was into Xena when it was on. Wonder Woman's classic. Basically, anything with intelligent computers or robots and strong female characters are shoo-ins with me. *blushes* I don't know how you'll take it, but I am a huge fan of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles. I'm all about Cameron/John. I'm a firm believer in what Sarah said in the second movie: "In an insane world, it was the sanest choice." That's why, in my fics, I like strange or unpopular pairings better than the usual stuff.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (gets up, cringes): I'm gonna go to bed. I hope you feel better. I know I do. Haven't had a conversation this nice in awhile. You've really cheered me up, Digit. Thanks. See ya around. *goes inside room*

 

[The Count]

*Is laughing at the funny dream... Kermit in the taxi Beau drove in TGMC trying to act tough, trashtalking a fellow motorist being challenged to a drag race the moment the trafficlight changes to green.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: Have you seen Scooter? I need to ask him something.
Storyteller: He went with Nora - she had to go set up some display down at the bookshop and he volunteered to help out. But where's Erin?
Beige: The library - a book she requested came in earlier today...(looks up at the sound of boxes falling) What was that?

(voices out in hallway)

Nora: Of all the sidewalks on all the streets in all the city, she had to set up shop outside the dorms...
Scooter: Come on, Nora, the Scouting Girls can set up a table in any public place in town. And it keeps them in touch with the community.
Nora: (sigh) You're just saying that because she gave you that box of Orange Delights for free.
Scooter: Hey, can't say no to free calories.
Erin: Hi, guys, I'm back...holy cow, Heather and the girls of Troop #5749 have struck again. Need some help carrying those?
Nora: Yeah, grab that box of Cape Cods before it falls, will you? And those Mint Dreams...

(door creaks open and Nora, Scooter and Erin walk in, arms full of Scouting Girl cookie boxes)

Beige: All right! (runs over) Are there any Sugar Rushes or Crunch Times in there?
Storyteller: Oh, dear...your little sister is quite the enterpreneur, Nora. And I will take a few of those Glasgow Rangers with my tea.
Nora: Yeah, I think she's going for her robber baron merit badge.

(In real life: it's that time of year again. And while I was out running errands in town, picked up a box each of Thin Mints and Samoas.)

 

[The Count]

*Waiting to receive the ballot with all flavors of cookies from Heather's troop, to then fill out our multiple...
*Echo: Sheeeeeets! Of Integriiiiiiiiity!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (wakes up cheerfully, having totally enjoyed last night): Ah, I haven't slept that well in awhile! *gets up* Now, what to do, what to do.... *snaps fingers* Oh, I know! *runs up to Room 17 and slips A picture of Chamberlain under the door. *dusts self off* Well, that should perk up vulture-boy. *trots off happily*

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (returns to room and gasps when she sees Spike wrapping some gauze around his hand): What happened to you?

Spike (looking up): An' hello ta you too, short stuff.

Kelly (frowns): Okay, look: I'm putting a temporary ban on sarcasm and insulting nicknames, alright?

Spike: So, basically ... you don't want me ta talk at all. *smirks*

Kelly: Where have you been?

Spike: Out.

Kelly: Could you elaborate?

Spike (shakes head): Nope. (glances back up at Kelly) I take it your little conversation wit' wire-head turned out alright? You look a bit ... cheerier ... dan I saw you last.

Kelly (smiles): Yeah, Digit's cool. I also had some fun with Chamberlain, though we really haven't had a conversation yet. I made a neat picture of him, though.

Spike: Well, I'm glad.

Kelly (in shock): You are?

Spike (nods): Yep.

Kelly: Is there something wrong?

Spike (rolls his eyes): I just get back an' dere's an interrogation, now? How 'bout, if we're mandatin' respect aroun' here, I just tell you to drop it an' you drop it, 'kay? *takes out a gnarled piece of paper* Here. *gives it to Kelly* Some little green pig t'ing gave it ta me on da way back here.

Kelly (reads letter): O_O Is this for real?

Spike (smirks): You're hangin' out in a place filled wit' every creature imaginable, who can all talk an' do deir taxes an' stuff ... an' you seriously ask if dat's for real? *pause* You goin'?

Kelly (shrugs): I dunno. I can't dance. Me and dresses don't really get along. I'm just not the dressy type.

Spike (takes her hand): Well, I can show ya a couple of moves before you go.

Kelly (tugs slightly away): I never said I was going.

Spike: Tut, tut. You've been just as miserable as I've been da last couple o' days. But you seem happy now. Ya gotta branch out your social circle some. Wire-head an' Vulture-Boy may be a good start, but you definitely need ta get out more. *ahem, begins dancing*
I'll paint you mornings of gold,
I'll spin you valentine evenings,
We've been strangers til now,
We're choosing da path between da stars,
Your dreams can reach up to da stars.

Kelly (pulls away, blushing): Thanks, that's ... um ... helpful. But, um, I don't think I'll go. I really do want to hang out here more. There's nothing in that castle I'm too interested to see right now. Anyway, I'm gonna go read a book or something in the lobby. Care to join me?

Spike (shakes head): Nah, readin' books ain't my t'ing.

*Kelly leaves*

*Spike shudders, his leather jacket falling away, leaving a slender man with blond feathered hair, smiling thoughtfully at his assassin as she leaves, proud of his trump card*