Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

*Waiting to receive the ballot with all flavors of cookies from Heather's troop, to then fill out our multiple...
*Echo: Sheeeeeets! Of Integriiiiiiiiity!

Nora: (on phone) Oh, hi, Ed. Yes, Heather palmed a bunch of order forms off on me. I'll run one right over...right, bye. (hangs up, grabs order form and goes)
Storyteller: Beige, you're going to be wired all night if you eat one more of those Sugar Rushes.
Beige: I can't help it, Storyteller, these things are heaven in a box.
Erin: (biting into a Cape Cod) I guess Heather really wants to win the seller of the year award again this year.
Scooter: (dunking an Orange Delight into a glass of milk) Yeah, I hear that the competition's really cutthroat now. I heard about one troop that stole their rival troop's cookie boxes...

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (enters lobby and finds Kelly reading): Hey, whatcha doin' here?

Kelly (not looking up): I said I'd be here.

Spike (confused): When?

Kelly (glancing at him briefly): Uh, earlier. *spots hand* Your hand is okay, then?

Spike (glances at it): Uh ... nuttin' was wrong wit' it.

Kelly (puts down book): Then why were you wrapping it?

Spike: Uh ... I t'ink you were dreamin' again. I never did such a t'ing. I just got back.

Kelly: ... Maybe. ... So ...

Spike: How was your conversation wit' dat robotic guy? Digit, was it?

Kelly (chuckles): You remembered his name?

Spike (shrugs): If we're gonna hang out, might as well. I could tell you needed ta geek out, dat's why I left. Well, dat an' I had t'ings ta do. So, how're t'ings?

Kelly (glances at him): You're awfully friendly today.

Spike: Ah, well ... can't be cute an' annoying all da time.

Kelly (reads book): I'm thinking of getting a new roommate.

Spike: Wha'd I do NOW?

Kelly (smiles devilishly): Oh, nothing. I never said I'd get rid of you. It's just it'd be nice to have a girl around too ... for girl-girl talks, you know.

Spike (now suddenly interested, with a smile): An' who were you t'inkin' of, huh? I could t'ink of a few.

Kelly: Cotterpin.

Spike (suddenly confused): Cotterpin? Who is she?

Kelly (shrugs): She's an architect Doozer.

Spike: I thought you wanted a girl around.

Kelly (playfully offended): She IS a girl. She just likes engineering.

Spike (rolls his eyes)

 

[The Count]

*Decorating with golden 100 banners for the MuppetCast bash later tonight. Man, I'm rully looking forward to tonight's concert. Fer sure. Count: Yes, we'll have a grand time counting the night away. UD, underbreath: And most of the day too.
*Light chuckle as we get back to our room to keep the list going.

 

[RedPiggy]

Spike (looks around at banners): So, uh, what's all da banners for?

Kelly (looks around): Uh ... I guess ... they're to celebrate something.

Spike (rolls eyes): Ya t'ink?

Kelly (giggles): Maybe Chamberlain really DID get to be emperor, after all.

Spike (strains to read lettering): What's a "muppetcast"? Somebody break a leg or somethin'?

Kelly: It's a radio show. Haven't listened to it in awhile. They're kinda long ... and my computer has sound issues every once in awhile.

Spike: You wanna go listen to it? Or do we get to take part?

Kelly: Well, I'm gonna watch this movie that looked really cool today. And I don't think you and I both can participate.

Spike (frowns): An' why not?

Kelly: I can't do your voice. And I'm not going through all the trouble to splice sound clips.

 

[The Count]

You could always download them to i-pod instead and listen when you want. BTW: You want long podcasts? Become a fan/avid member of the Disney Pincast.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly: Some of us don't have iPods. Some of us are teetering on the edge of prehistoric in modern tech.

Spike: Hey, don't drag ME inta dis, toots. You wanna insult your lack of toys, don't bring dinosaurs inta it, 'kay?

 

[The Count]

Neither do I... Just listen to it on the ol' comp. That reminds me... *Goes to download batch of songs just received.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (screams lots and lots of obscenities)

Spike (shakes his head): Tut, tut. Such language!

Kelly (whips around and throws a textbook at him): One of my tests is TOMORROW! How'm I gonna study NOW, genius?

Spike (smiles and runs his fingers through her hair): Well, da way I usually pass MY tests is ta threaten ta disembowel the teacher. You'd be amazed how often dat works.

Kelly: Right. Doesn't quite work that way for humans.

Spike: You haven't tried it, have you?

Kelly: I wish I -- *looks at crystal ball* -- never mind.

Spike (grins and heads over to the door and opens it just long enough to slap a "do not disturb" sign on the door): Hehehe.

Kelly (rolls eyes): You are so wrong.

Spike (cackling): You start screamin' again, an' I'll start poundin' da walls. Let deir imaginations go WILD.

Kelly: You are so, SO wrong....

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Kim: All right guys, what do you want me to pick up from the library tonight while I'm at work?
Tosh: You're going to get Pinocchio while you're there, right?
Kim: If it hasn't been checked out by somebody else or transited to another library, yes. Anybody else? Boober?
Boober: Do they have anything there on the history of the washboard?
Kim: ...we'll see. Mimzy, Gillis?
Mimzy: I think I've got another hold in, if you could pick that up for me please.
Gillis: Nothing new for me, but could you renew what I already have checked out?
Kim: Done and done.

-Kim

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (screams and throws computer across room)

Spike (watches): Uh ... I t'ink dose little plastic pieces'll work better if dey stay inside.

Kelly: My stupid, pathetic, unbelievable POS laptop won't boot up!

Spike: Uh ... want me to step on ... um ... what's left of it?

Kelly (sighs): No. I'll take it to Staples. Seventy bucks for a laptop exorcism. I'll be pacing around the store for forty-eight hours. Just tell everyone, okay, Spike? I've just been having the most God-awful luck. First it was that stupid 58 I got on my final ....

Spike: You passed, right?

Kelly: Pffbt. The class, yeah. But I don't like flunking tests. *bangs head on desk a la Don Music, then perks up* You know what? I can finish looking at my new FR DVDs to see if they all work. And it'll help you figure out who Cotterpin is when I try to invite her here.

Spike (mumbles): Wendy Richfield would be hotter.

Kelly (smirks): She's taken ... by Robbie.

Spike: So?

Kelly: Feel free to tell her daddy you want to break them up.

Spike: Pffbt. I can handle dat jerk. *puts hand over Kelly's mouth* An' you KNOW I can take 'im.

Kelly (smiles and runs over to room door and leaves a note): "Dear fellow hangers-out here,

My ability to speak with you is hampered due to fewer technological choices. I'll check my email from other computers ... but I can't show up here for a couple of days. Sorry."