Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

Hmmm...I just missed Ed & the crew in Room 1 when we left before. I want to let Ed know that I'm back after a long absence.
Grover:All righty Kathy.Tell them I said hello
opening door...seeing Lefty dressed in drag as a Girl Scout & laughing hystericallyOh good grief....this place hasn't changed at ALL!Lefty looks like a Cindy Brady reject! Planning to sell Sunflower Girl cookies,buddy?
"I am a little sunflower
Tiny brave & true
From tiny bud to blossom
I do good deeds for you!"
Be back in a bit guys.

 

[Ruahnna]

Ru: Oh, Piggy! You look marvelous!
Piggy: Of course! Moi is always at her best when dressing for a party.
Ru: Um, about the party, Piggy. Look, I know we usually have some sort of birthday bash or something but--
(There is a knock at the door.)
Ru: Um, come in. Look, Piggy--I hope you won't be too disappointed, but--
(Kermit and Fozzie enter the room, and Kermit is momentarily transfixed, looking at Piggy in her new evening gown.)
Kermit: Wow. I mean, um, gosh, Piggy, you look...you look all...wow.
Piggy: (preening a little) Why, thank you, Mon Capitan. Ru was kind enough to whip this little confection into being for Moi. (Piggy turns around slowly for the full effect.) You approve?
Kermit: Approve? I...wow. You look great, Piggy.
Fozzie: (tugging on Kermit's arm) I'm hungry. I thought you said there would be food.
Kermit: What? Oh--oh, food. Right. There will be. But not here.
Fozzie: (whining just a little) What do you mean, not here? Ru always feeds us.
Ru: Of course I do. I could, um, whip up a peanut-butter and honey sandwich in a jiffy if you'd--
Kermit: (whispering furtively) Fozzie! Not now! You can't.
Fozzie: She was going to make it.
Kermit: No--I mean, she can't because we're all-- (He grabs Fozzie's arm, pulls him close and whispers into his fuzzy ear.)
Fozzie: (eyes widening) Oh. Oh! (to Ru) Um, nevermind. We have to, um, be somewhere--
Kermit: Fozzie!
Fozzie: Um, I mean, GO somewhere--
Piggy: Fozzie!
Fozzie: (runs nervously over to Ru and takes her hand) Come with me.
Ru: Um, where are we going?
Fozzie: I'll tell you when we get there.
Ru: But, but I'm not dressed, Fozzie.
Fozzie: Me either, and Kermit never wears any clothes.
Ru: Well, yes, but I have purple thread all over my pants and...(sighs)...oh, what the hey. Lead on, my good bear.
Piggy: (growling) Finally. (then to Kermit) This better not be in the laundry room this year!
Kermit: (putting a proprietary arm around Piggy's waste) No--of course not. It's not in the laundry room. (muttering) It's in the muppet labs.
Piggy: WHAT?
Kermit: (hurrying her along) Oh, look, honey--there's a taxi!
Piggy: Kermit!
Kermit: (dives in swiftly and kisses her on the cheek) Happy Birthday, Piggy. (turns to Ru) Happy birthday, Ru. Up for some, um, exploding cake?
Ru: (laughing and shaking her head) Sounds like a plan!

Here's Piggy in her new dress that I made her for her birthday (I like the windswept hair....):

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l204/Ruahnna07/Piggyinnewdress.jpg

Here's the birthday card my daugher made for me!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l204/Ruahnna07/KermitandPiggyformybirthday.jpg

 

[RedPiggy]

*dream sequence*

Kelly (wanders through several ornate old-European-style castle hallways before arriving in her bedroom, plopping down her luggage, spotting an elderly white-haired woman staring wistfully out of a large glass window to the countryside below): Ma'am?

Elderly woman: And how are you today?

Kelly: Heh. I'm a little shocked. To think I'm related to someone who lives in a castle. That's ... um ... not usually the stuff that happens to me.

Elderly woman (finally stops looking outside and glares at Kelly): You have yet to achieve your part of the bargain, my dear.

Kelly (confused): What bargain?

Elderly woman (irritated): The king, of course. After everything I've done to protect you, to guide you ... you continue to defy me. How long do you think you can survive my displeasure?

Kelly (finally getting it): OOOOhhhh. That bargain. I don't seem to recall accepting it.

Elderly woman: You're here, aren't you?

Kelly: If he's such a hard nut to crack, why hire me?

Elderly woman (smiles and shrugs): He has a weakness for brunettes with strong wills and fertile imaginations.

Kelly (in utter disbelief): You really expect someone like him to just move on to the next girl in line when he's in love with someone else?

Elderly woman (scowling): He did it to me. A lot can be said of personal experience.

Kelly (uncomfortable): The guy is your problem, not mine.

Elderly woman: That is an unfortunate attitude, my dear. The ball is in your court. I highly suggest taking advantage of it.

*end dream sequence*

Kelly (wakes up in a sweaty panic): What on God's green earth was that all about? *looks around for Spike, who's still gone* Great. *glances at crystal ball on computer desk, gulping* I need to get this bad dream out of my head. I wonder if Digit is still out there.

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... Just finished updating the dorms' roster, have a look if you like. Oh, and have a good day.

*Sends a birthday card with wrapped cake to Room #20 for the diva duo.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey girls, Kathy's back!
Red: Oh yay!
Mokey: That's wonderful!
Beth: Grover's going to be living with them now
Red: Fun! I've missed him around here
Beth: Me too.

 

[The Count]

*Meanwhile... My senses tingle... By the pricking of my thumb, something Squeaky this way may come? *On the hunt for that wasckally wabbit known as She who must not be named, or Claudia, or Squeex, or Squeege, or She of a 1000 Nicknames.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Well, this seems amusing . . . -Drums his fingers over the wood of the desk-

Beaker: Meee, meee, meee.

Blind Pew: I know what we can du!

Bunsen: Oh, good! Out with it, Mr. Pew! =D

Blind Pew: . . . I haz nozing.

Claudia: -Sleeps on the three, caring not for their health- xP Zzzz . . . zzzzz . . .

Bunsen: How -looks hesitant- . . . charming.

Claudia: -Ears perk- IS THAT MY EDDIE-KINS?

Bunsen: Finally, a little excitment! If you please . . . -Motions her to get off-

Claudia: -Flytackleglomps Ed- Squeeeee!

Beaker: Meep!

 

[The Count]

Sleeping on the three?
Count: I know. Personally, 8's are much more comfy.

*Uncle D dangling a cookie via fishing pole overhead to jot down his findings concerning Claudia's reactions.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Mmmmm . . .

Claudia: o_0 Ailie, it's never sketchy when you join in. >=D Puuurrrr! -Slowly mounts- I mean . . . cheesebugah? -Gives her a cheeseburger- xP

Blind Pew: o_0 -Chases after Mr. Panda- Nyahahahaha! XD

Claudia: -Sniffs the air and crawls after floating cookie- =D -Leaves her rabbit hole-The cookie calls to me! O_O I must follow ze Eddie!

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (with a suprised look on her face): Um ... be right back! *shoots up* The trials of being organic, ya know! *runs to the VERY far away bathroom, screaming* Don't go anywhere!