Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Whispering back: Yeah, I know. Some questions are better left unanswered.

Mandy: Works for me.
Grim: Ditto.
Erwin Yeah.

Me: Shhhh... Get back to the castle guys, you'll ruin the illusion.
*Spooks disappear.

You know... This was a great idea. I'd like to invite you guys and gals to New Year's Yolkathon. It's basically a day-long omelette breakfast brunch type of deal my family started, an old tradition. LMK and it can be set up in a snap for the weekend.

 

[The Count]

Count: Eh, he's just sore cause it never vorked out between him and Jennifer. Hmm, guess Crazy Harry's been messing with the drinks. *Finishes the can of soda and gets another from the passing waiter, who assures him their beverages are untampered.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*lounging around room*
Well, I'm glad everyone seemed to have a good time last night. Things looked like they were gonna get ugly between Zoot and Newsie for a minute there, and poor Tony! I wonder what fine, upstanding dentist Lefty stole his licence from?
Wembley: *not fully getting it* Yeah. Say, Lefty looked like he was getting kinda sick just before we left last night. Do yoa think we should go over to check on him?
Um..no, I don't think that would help actually.
Gobo: Good thought.
I'm sure Tony'll let us know if they need anything. *sighs and giggles a bit* Poor Tony...

 

[The Count]

*Listening to the Leprechaun Brothers on MCR. Hey guys, I'm making some Riverbottom Nightmare Blend if you want any. Will switch over to good ol' 60's Chart Toppers for New Year's tomorrow.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh, high Tony. Sure, I've got plenty of straws, here you go! *gives Tony a handfull.* Try to get as much rest as possible, although with your roommates, I know it's a challenge. If nothing else, it'll keep your mind off the pain. Gee, first Newsie, then you. Ever think about calling the American Dental Association on Lefty?

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *passed out on the floor, still surrounded by papers*

Bean: *brushing Alex's hair*

Rizzo: 'Ey, ya think she's finally done with whatevah she was woikin on?

Sweetums: *solemnly nods as he cleans up the papers*

Link: *staring in a mirror, primping*

Animal: *rummaging through the closet* FOUND IIIIIT! *holds up a shimmery white dress*

Sweetums: Good boy Animal! Now see if you can find her shoes too....

Animal: O-KAY! *sets the dress on a chair and continues to search the closet*

Bean: Do you think we should wake her up?

Sweetums: Well.... lets let her sleep a little longer.... *picks Alex up and puts her on the couch*

Bean: *picks up the hairbrush and begins to put curlers in Alex's hair*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(in room 7)

All: (singing) There is a man called Mr. Lang, and he's got a neon sign...and Mr. Lang is very old, so they call it Old Lang's Sign...

(chorus of cackles and boos)

Beige: Well it still makes more sense than all that stuff about auld and lang and cups of kindness.
Nora: You're telling me - I never understood Bobby Burns at all.
Storyteller: I know, there's the one about the mouse, and the flea on the woman's bonnet...what time does the fun start?
Scooter: Well, the street fair starts at seven, and then Gonzo's going to juggle chainsaws while skating in bacon grease...
Erin: And then there's the parade of distinguished flying aces...all sounds really cool, but what's the point of shooting playing cards out of a cannon?

 

[The Count]

UD: Bobby Burns? Ah, time for my act. *Whips out a violin and starts playing.
Yeah... Bobby Burns while he *pointing at UD* fiddles.
UD: *Cackling, at my age, it's a pleasure to hear a joke that's older than I.


Happy New Year everyone. I'll be off to some party or other, so please, don't get too out of hand, but do enjoy yourselves tonight.

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *wandering aimlessly through the dorms* Oh hi Ed! *cough cough*Roger daltry*cough cough*

Bean: *sitting on Sweetums' shoulders* Hi Ed! Sweetums, I'm bored. Lets go visit Ailie....

 

[The Count]

Oh hey... Thanks Sweetums. Might just reward you with... Never mind. *Scurries off to the Kennedy Center to kidnap, er, invite some musicians to stop by the dorms.

BTW: You wouldn't know what happened to Alex would you?
*Count gets Kelly's answering machine. Hmm, vill have to see if anyone else can help Ed with a descript of that nice boy Farley who lived 40 blocks from his new school.