Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Crowing and cries of "Nevermore!" are heard... Raven on! Dream winless season for the Lions complete!
C'mon guys, wesa going to Everybody Eats for dinner and back for cookies and milk after.

*All exaunt, dorms left.

 

[The Count]

*Black flames erupt all around the phantomly dragon as he prepares himself...

Tell me spirit...
Are these scenes of what will be, or are they only shadows of what may be?
Pray tell, whose grave is this?
Yours Ebenezer... The richest man in the graveyard!
*Evil laughter.

UD: I'm the ghost with the most. *Cackles as he leaves.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(gang is having dinner: Irish stew with bread, butter and marmalade)

Storyteller: Lightning-fried chicken? How would you do that?
Erin: Well, I guess you'd tie the chicken to a kite string, and then tie on a big brass key, and wait for the next really good storm.
Scooter: You know, I heard of one guy who tried that - except he left off the chicken and replaced the kite string with copper wire.
Nora: Let me guess, he made headlines - in the obituary section.
Beige: That act was well done...or rare or medium. (singing) They called him "Livewire..."

(expected chorus of groans)

Storyteller: All right, everyone, no more groan-worthy jokes until after dinner.

 

[The Count]

*Bats bring back three calzones from Jull's Pizza Parlor.

Mmm... This baked one is great cause I can eat it with my hands like a sandwich.
Count: Yes, an the added red marinara and green pesto saucesmake it look quite festive.
UD: Lightning-fried chicken happens to be one of my family's specialties. Though nothing beats a good Southern fright chicken dinner...
*We continue our monster meal while watching some wrestling on the TV TV.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*rolling over, and then, fully waking up, jumps out of bed excitedly*
Good morning boys!
Gobo: Gosh, someone's full of energy this morning!
Wembley: Gee Gobo, who is it? *Gobo gives him an odd look.*
Wembley: Oh right, Kate, heh.
*laughing slightly as usual at these two* Yeah, I'm glad to finally be back in the swing of things at the dorm, and I'd like to try and make up for lost time!
Wembley: Gosh that's nice.
Gobo: Yeah, we're glad to see you acting like your old self again!
Yeah, it's good to be facing the world again. So anyway, I had a thought. To celebrate my re-entrance in to the activity around here, I was thinking of inviting everyone in the dorm to Everybody Eats for lunch.
Wembley: That sounds like a great idea! Can we come?
No, I'm going to invite the whole dorm out, but my own roommates have to stay here.
Wembley: *downcast* Well okay, if that's the way you feel about it...
Gobo: Wembley!
Me: *sighing in mock frustration* Of course you can come, Wembley. I was being sarcastic!
Wembley: Oh, I knew that.
Mhmmm, well anyway, I'm gonna start calling people to invite them. It'll also be a nice way to make up for all the birthdays I've missed. *starts making calls*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey guys, Kate's inviting all of us out to lunch at Everybody Eats today
Red: Oh fun!
Mokey: I'm in
Wanda: That sounds like fun!
Abby: What do they have to eat there again?
Beth: Everything. That is why they call it Everybody Eats
Abby: Cool!
Beth: All right, I'll let Kate know we're joining them *calls Kate*

 

[The Count]

*On the phone... Kate! How good it is to hear from you. What? Everybody Eats for lunch? Sure, the spooks and I can def make it there. Send my best to and , and I wish you a great '09 New Year.
*Scurries off to spread the news, then to the bat-room to get bathed and dressed for lunch with our friends.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Well, looks like our invitation was well recieved.
Gobo: Was that Ed?
Yeah, he and Beth and all of their roomies are coming so far. I guess we'll leave in about an hour or so?
Wembley: Oh boy, this is gonna be great!
It sure is! I'm as excited as you are, Wembley!

 

[The Count]

*Calls Kate back. Um, is it okay about inviting the others from the dorms? Some have wanted an excuse to get out and hang out more. Please LMK and I'll leave them notes to meet us there.

 

[Fragglemuppet]

Oh, of course, the more the merryer! Everyone's more than welcome! By the way Ed, I see you've finally conquered the smileys. Congradulations! Can you tell I'm in a good mood?