Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

sighing and looking out the window
Prairie:What's wrong,Kath?
singing off key...Cloudy day...don't wanna get hit by Fay....
Rosita trying not to giggle at my pathetic version of the Sesame Street theme songOh Kath...I don't think it'll hit us.The weather people keep changing their minds and driving people crazy!
You're right.noticing that Gaffer's under my bed Gaffer? What's wrong,kitty?You scared?
Prairie: I, uh, think you were hurting Gaffer's ears by singing off key,Kath.
Oh Gaffer! I'm sorry,honey! I won't do it again. I promise.
Gaffer:Prrt?
Yes...I promise.Now come on out.
Gaffer comes out and starts purring.

 

[Erine81981]

Grover: Did you have a wonderful birthday?

It was ok. I did get some neat stuff from Bryan, Big Bird, Ernie, Bert and Cookie Monster.

Murray: But we aleady saw those things. What did you get from your parents?

Nothing really. With them it's i'm to old for presents. I was spoused to go out with my sister the day of my birthday but she forgot that her kids had Gymnastic.

Murray: Ooooo me and Ovejita went there a few day ago.

I saw that. You and Ov-ej-it-a...did i say that right?

Murray: Yea.

But you and her were really good. I would love to be able to do that but being that i'm really big. Couldn't do it.

Murray: It's alright. *hugs*

Thanks Murray. I've got to gets some thank you cards and send them to Bryan and his roomies and one to the Ed and The Count. I'll be back.

Grover: Kyle really looks sad.

Murray: I know. We need to help him fell happy. *ding, cartoon light bulb appears over Murray's head* I've got an idea!

Grover: *wearing sunglasses* I can tell.

Murray: Come on.

Grover: *still wearing the glasses* Right behi...*falls over something*....ow.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (unplugging stereo and record player, and fingering the cross hanging around her neck) Mother of Bram Stoker...we have a few Nosferatus on the premises.
Scooter: (taking down his posters) First werewolves, now this...do we have any garlic left?
Storyteller: (starting to dismantle hut) There are six braids of it in the kitchen. Have at it.
Beige: (packing up his rock fountain) And I've got a bunch of stakes left over from my security patrol days.
Nora: (filling a box with books) I forget...didn't van Helsing give Lucy the garlic, only to have her laugh at him and call him a fool?
Erin: "There is much protection to you in so common a flower..." I think that's how it went.
Storyteller: All this stemming from a story of a few mad princes in Romania.
Scooter: And it's kept many horror movie makers busy. (goes to kitchen, gets garlic and a ball of twine) Okay, everyone, hang some of this around your neck.
Beige: And here are the stakes. (drops them on the floor) And does anyone have a sun lamp or something?
Nora: There's a really high-powered lamp on my desk, use that.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: Pass me the packing tape, will you?
Beige: Here ya go - (tape knocks over a vase) Oops.
Storyteller: (catching vase) Nice aim - how's everyone else doing?
Erin: My books, quilts and lava lamp are all packed. I'm going to work on the stereo.
Scooter: I've packed everything except my clothes, sheets, guitar and telescope.
Storyteller: (glancing at watch) Let's take a break...how about brownies a la mode, with raspberries on top.
Beige: Now you're talking! (swoons)

(a few moments later, gang settles in box-cluttered common room, holding plates with brownies topped with vanilla ice cream and raspberries)

Nora: (looking up) What's that fluttering noise?
Scooter: Sounds like a bat...maybe the Count's pals are out on patrol.
Beige: No...doesn't sound like one of the Count's bats.
Erin: Everyone got their garlic and crosses on?
Storyteller: And turn your collars up!

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: I read somewhere that this place was closing...is it true?
Beau: What is truth?
Bo: Great...now he waxes lyrical...
Beau: *cleaning model cars with polish* Just waxing act-tually.

 

[The Count]

Yes... That announcement was/is true Bo. Though I'm not sure if the place should be shut down today instead of tomorrow.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Ok, you girls all packed?
Red: I hate saying goodbye
Beth: I know, but Ed's not sure if today or tomorrow will be the last day so I think we should all just go now
Mokey: We'll see each other again soon
Beth: You guys can come visit me at my house during the break if you get bored in the Rock, I mean that
Abby: Or you can come to Sesame Street!
Red: That is true and it's not that long of a break
Beth: Nope, it's not. Well, I guess this is it
*the roomies sadly look around their very clean and empty room, give last hugs and go their separate ways. Red and Mokey head through the hole in the wall that takes them down to Fraggle Rock. Beth and Wanda and Abby get into Beth's car, Beth driving Abby to the bus for Sesame Street and then her and Wanda head towards Beth's house.*

 

[Katzi428]

Well guys...this is it.
Prairie: Yep...I guess
Rosita:At least it's only for a couple of days.
Prairie,you'll be taking Gaffer,right?
Prairie:Right. She's such a good kitty when she's at my house!
Hearing Prairie mention her name, Gaffer meows sweetly
Heehee..she's very smart! All right...I better hit the road.See you all soon! all of us hug
Prairie:Be safe,Kath!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Lisa, Chef, Rowlf, and Robin are all on the roof, pulling a rope-- with some difficulty-- that's attached to a pulley and, presumably, to some other heavy object that is not on the roof>

Lisa: <Yawns> WHY are we... DOING this when I'm... SLEEP deprived?
Rowlf: You're ALWAYS sleep deprived.
Lisa: ...Oh yeah. <Groans, pulling>
Chef: Un de booooding koes de toody ur morrow.
Lisa: Uh-huh. <Takes one hand off rope to rub eyes, then resumes pulling> When's naptime?
Rowlf: After we finish moving up here.
Lisa: Nooo... That's reading time for the homework for my next class...
Rowlf: Oh. Well then, after your next class.
Lisa: Nooo... That's go-buy-cuticle-clippers time.
Rowlf: Then after that?
Lisa: Shower time.
Rowlf: ...Lisa?
Lisa: Uh-huh?
Rowlf: There is no nap time.
Lisa: Ohhh. ...No spoon, either. ...And the rum's gone. ...When's bed time?
Rowlf: ...Just keep pulling.
Lisa: <Groans>

<Finally, Rowlf's piano appears at the other end of the rope and, with some difficulty, it is maneuvered onto the roof>

Rowlf: Anything else in the room?
Lisa: ...Um... <Looks at piles of stuff on the roof> ...I think we left some air in there.
Rowlf: <Double-take>
Lisa: <Scratches head> But I don't think they'll mind too much...
Rowlf: <shakes head> Chef, can you think of anything we forgot?
Chef: Whur de teensy hoppity-hop-hop?
Rowlf: He's right-- <Looks around> Robin?
Chef: <calling out, looking around> Teeensy hop...
Lisa: Uhhh-oh. Missing froggy... He was here a minute ago. Robin?
Rowlf: He didn't fall off the roof, did he?

<Lisa, Chef, and Rowlf scramble to the edge of the roof and peer over the side>

Lisa: ...I don't see him there.
Rowlf: That's good!
Lisa: But I don't see him here, either.
Rowlf: That's bad.
Lisa: Robin?
Chef: Teeeeeenseeeee...
Rowlf: Robin?
Lisa: Roooobiiin...

<Behind all three, the pile of rope that accumulated in lifting the piano budges slightly, a very muffled voice coming from beneath or within it>

Lisa: Rooobiiiin...
Rowlf: Robin?
Chef: Teeeenseee...
Lisa: He couldn't have gone far...

<Chef, Rowlf, and Lisa keep searching the roof> <The pile of rope budges slightly>

 

[The Count]

*At the roof... Uncle D lends a helpful claw at the rope pile, extricating the small green stuff, careful not to damage the pulley system for when the piano needs be lowered back to Lisa's room (if she happens to room with Rowlf again of course).

*Downstairs...
Count is counting the people leaving while anticipating the number of applications to be sent in next week.

*Me, hugging Kathy and Prairie and Rosita, rubbing Gaffer's head as the girl teams from the basement are now dearly departed.