Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: I do not know the meaning of this, but... *manages to squeeze under the bed* Scoot over!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Sees Ryan* Michael Jackson? WHERE?

Blind Pew: *Slaps her*

Claudia: OW! D:...Oh wait...sorry...Ryan. *Puts his nose back on*

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: A nice bed? I've been told I make a nice pillow before, but not a nice bed. I must've graduated. Incidentally, I can't breathe.
Robin: I can! ...But I might not be able to much longer.
Lisa: Robin, I'm not even sure where you ARE anymore. Can't see you at all. But just pretend you're back in your egg, okay?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: I can't see anything either.
Link: Oh no did you lose your eyes now?
Ryan: If I did... I can't see to tell.
Clifford: I think I've got someone else's nose.
Ryan: Oh good! You didn't have a nose!
Sam: *pushes Bunsen away from him as well* You, sir, know nothing of America. *graons at Zoot* *bangs on his head with wing*
Ryan: ...Does anyone smell something... It reeks of old Skeksis.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Can someone hit Marvin for me? I have no clue where he is, but I hear him telling me to shut up, and last I checked I'm no Muppaphone.

 

[AnimatedC9000]

Marvin: *to Chamberlain* It is you who will suffer! *tries to get out mallets*

Muppaphones: *are scattered around under the bed*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Blind Pew: Leetle girl, zstop falling apart.
Yez, I'm incredibly handszome....
I do not blame you tuu mush...but, yez...
sztop it.

Claudia: Pew, he's not a girl!
He's a guy!

Blind Pew: Oh...no wonder I felt zomezing-

Bunsen: *Pushes him out of the bed*
I'm the last person you should ever tell that to!
Oh, Sam, if you look to your right...
*Uncharacteristically throws him out the bed*

Beaker: *Shocked*

Bunsen: Oh, my stars!
Did I do thhhhaaaatttt?

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *tries to roll over* *elbows Muppaphone* Oops.
Muppaphone: I'm used to it.
Clifford: *hits someone* Are you Marvin?
Link: *sniffs* Owie... my nose...
Ryan: *rolls eyes*
Sam: I sir, am no pillow! I may be made of the finest down feathers this side of the Mississippi River, but I am no common pillow.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Lisa: Hello, Muppaphone. ...Incidentally, does anyone under here qualify as a monster? Because it seems to me that after tonight, kids should be worried about a much different sort of creature under the bed. Like crazed Muppet fans.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen: Agreed, Lisa.
Claudia: O_O....I'm fear itself, kiddies.