Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Getting ready with a bowl of tortilla chips, bowl of spicy Mexican blood salsa. OK, you remembered to bring the bottles of black bat cherry soda Uncle D?
UD: Yes my fiend.
Count: Ah, this'll make six, six of Mr. Miusaka's movies we'll have watched!
Me: Yep... Excited for the premiere of Howl's Moving Castle on CN.

Any anime fans or people interested can join us in the Floor 1 Common Room.

 

[Katzi428]

sitting outside on the Dorm steps and sighing happily
Rosita coming down a couple of steps and sitting down Now that's what I like to see!You being happy. Your headaches going away?
Eh...a little bit. But I had a talk with a friend and it cheered me up.
Rosita:Good!I'm glad to hear that! How's about some ice cream?
Sure!I'll have a chocolate strawberry peach vanilla pistachio peppermint lemon orange butterscotch cone!
Rosita:You've hung around Ernie too much,amiga!
I know...I was kidding.Make mine an Orange Vanilla Twist cone.
Rosita:Coming up!See you in a few!
As Rosita goes inside,I breathe in some warm air and think about such great friends I have here

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Here at muppet labs, we've surveyed quite a few people on the subject of lip care. Now, we as muppets do not have that problem since obviously we're made of foam and rubber.

However, humans do need to take the extra mile. Humans, as you know, are the most complex in the animal kingdom. They shower excessively, stare at themselves through the use of a mirror so as to look good for the opposite sex, and even take a breath mint before stealing a passionate kiss!

Many qualities are long lasting in humans, but what of protection from dryness?

Introducing the Everlasting Lip balm!
Inspired by chappy lips everywhere in need of permanent lip moisturizers that do it's title proud!

E.L.B also simulates a fleshy feel to them, increasing that rich thickness that women desire.

Say no forever more to thin, dry lips!
And say hello to a more beautiful you!

If you don't believe us, we'll prove it!

Let's take this dimwitted girl, who has been searching for her disloyal chapstick for hours!

(Turns on the monitor excitedly)

Beaker:
Mee mee mee!
(Amused)

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Claudia:
(In a yellow bathrobe)
Where is it?
(Digs into her cabinet)
I can't believe this!
All of my things are in place!
Nothing can be out of place!
Where the heck is my lip thingy?

Composta:
(In a white, flowery bathrobe)
What happening with pretty girl?

Claudia:
Can't find my chapstick!

Composta:
This it?
(Shows her a red circular lip balm)
(Is oblivious)

Claudia:
No.
But right now, I'm desperate!
Thank you, Compy!

Composta:
No problem!
Me make you pie earlier.
You get some when need yum-yum.
(Smiles)

Claudia:
Thank you, sweetie!

Composta:
Me be big sister.

Claudia:
Ok, and I'll be the little runt.
(Giggles)
Ok, here it goes.
(Puts some on)
Oooh...this feels good!
What brand, I wonder?

Composta:
Me not sure!

Claudia:
Ok, well...oh, hey, why do you look taller?

Composta:
Because Claudia got smaller...
(Scratches head)

Claudia:
Really? Huh, I sure got Osteorposis early, eh?
Well, time to put on my jammies!
Isn't this fun?
The boys are out...and for the first time...
I'm spendin' time with a female roomie!
We can have pillow fights, marshmellow gobbling contests, and...well you know!

Composta:
...Aw, you look preeeettyy!

Claudia:
What...what do you mean?
Uh, there is a time and place...
and this isn't the time and place to say I'm pretty.

I mean, I am in a bathrobe, and that just doesn't sound right.

Composta:
Wittle furry rabbit want pie?

Claudia:
WHAT THE FUDGE?
NOT AGGGAAIN!
(Rolls around the floor)

 

[The Count]

*Picking up the mail... There seems to be a brightly wrapped green gift here. "Return to Sender"? Hmmm... Oh, To: Alex, To: Ailie... Well, I'll just leave it in the common room where either of them can find it. *Places the box reshipped from an attempt at Arabian air mail on top of the common room table.

 

[Erine81981]

Oscar: *walks around* Hmmmmmm where did i see those rotten vegetables? *walks on down the hall*

Grover: Oh how spring puts a little cuteness in my step.

Herry: But's it's been raining.

But we've been needing it. It's been really windy and there have been fires starting around here.

Herry: Your right. Good to know that we have rain.

Oscar: *walks on by Herry, Me and Grover thinking to himself*

What are you doing Oscar?

Oscar: Huh? Oh.....looking for rotten vegetables. What's it to you?

Nothing. Just wondering.

Oscar: Oh. Scram! *walks on thinking to him self*

We all look at each other and shrug

 

[Fragglemuppet]

*I'm almost asleep in bed after a busy day.. Hearing a lot of commotion in the hall.*
Wembly, can you go see what all that racket is?
Wembly: Sure thing Kate!
*A few seconds later*
Wembly: *running all the way up the hall and then doubling back to our room, yelling all the while* Help! Ed! Murder! Police! Someone! Heeelp!
*still a bit sleepy and annoyed* What's going on Wembly?
Wembly: Tony's door was opened a little bit and I looked in and I saw Tony just lying kinda slumped on the floor and then I saw Lefty coming and he was mumbling to himself and he seemed really mad and... *takes a breath*
*registering what Wembly is saying and jumping out of bed.* Hold on! *Throws on MC Dorms robe and runs back into the hall with Wembly.* Help! Someone! Security! Murder! Someone!
Gobo: *back in room* I'm stayin' out o' this. Muppet College Dorms were brought to you today by the letters B for beating and Beaker and L for Lefty, and by the number 6, which is Bert's favorite number for anyone who wanted to know but didn't. Muppet College Dorms is a production of the Muppet Central Forum. Have a peaceful night everyone, I hope...

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *sitting on her bed, skulking*

Floyd: Say, man, what's with the blues?

Alex: *rolls her eyes and turns away from Floyd*

Sweetums: *to Floyd* You know, I'm getting a little tired of all the drama coming from a certain you-know-who.....

Floyd: Hey, man! That's what theatre's all about!

Sweetums: *glares* Not THAT kind of drama.

Floyd: Well, she'll perk up. She's got spunk!

Animal: *eyeing Janice*

Floyd: Animal! I thought we had a deal! Janice is OFF-LIMITS man. You know I don't have any say in women except my main squeeze over there.

Animal: Sah-ree.... *looks thoughtful, then begins to eye Alex*

Alex: *smirks* I think I'll go take a shower before I go to bed. Bean, bedtime. You, too boys.

Sweetums: *carries Bean to his bed and tucks him in*

 

[BEAR]

(In Ernie and Bert's bedroom...)
Ernie: Bert? Bert? Are you awake, Bert?
Bert: No.
Ernie: Oh good. Cuz I can't sleep. I thought maybe you could keep me company.
Bert: Ernie, I'm tired. You woke me up.
Ernie: But I'm scared, Bert.
Bert: Scared of what? The dark? There's a night light by the door.
Ernie: No, Bert. It's not that. I'm scared of the Salesman.
Bert: The Salesman? You mean Lefty? He's just a shifty little man who sells invisible junk for a nickle. What's to be scared of?
Ernie: But I heard more than that! Don't you know what happened tonight? He hurt our friend Tony. And not just his feelings like he stole candy or a dolly or something. He caused physical harm to Tony.
Bert: What?
Ernie: Yeah. And he's from Sesame Street!
Bert: Gosh, I always thought he was an untrustworthy soul, but I never would think he'd do anything like that.
Ernie: Me neither. I mean, Oscar is not always very nice, but we all know he would never hurt anybody. Oh, Bert, what if Lefty starts coming after the rest of us!
Bryan: What's going on in here?
Bert: Ernie can't sleep because he thinks that Lefty is going to kill us.
Bryan: Yeah, that little twerp has been getting on my nerves too. Whatever country shipped him back to us...I don't blame them. I wish we could email him somewhere so he can get lost in cyber space. And he used to be so charming. You know, for a sleaze bag.
Ernie: What are we supposed to do?
Bryan: Listen, I am sure that Lefty will be taken care of. Besides, atleast we have Dorm security.
Bert: You mean Bobo?
Bryan: Hey, he's not so bad.
Bert: Unless there's a violation in a ham sandwich, he doesn't do anything.
Bryan: Good point. Look, guys. It's going to be okay. Ernie, just get comfy in your bed and I'll sing you a little song okay?

(a sweet music box style lullabye plays)

(singing) When I'm worried and I can't sleep,
I count my blessings instead of sheep.
And I fall asleep counting my blessings.

When my bankroll is getting small,
I think of when I had none at all.
And I fall asleep counting my blessings.

I think about a nursury and I picture curly heads,
And one by one I count them as they slumber in their beds.

When I'm worried and I can't sleep,
I count my blessings instead of sheep.
And I fall asleep counting my blessings.

(both Ernie and Bert are sound asleep)

Bryan: Goodnight, you guys.

 

[The Count]

*Knock knock... Lisa? You there? Just wanted to say glad you're here. And um, wanted to give Chef his present... A book called Goot Cöking filled with recipes from his mock-Swedish/mock-Japanese homeland. And some fudge brownies for you and Rowlf and a baggie of popcorn from the fair for Robin. BTW: Congrats to the little guy for raising the most money with his band of boggy brothers.

Anyway... Bye Lisa. *Hugs the 23 on her door as if hugging her.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Mokey: Ahhh, spring
Beth: Is it your favorite season?
Mokey: I think it is, it's so beautiful with the new growth, the fresh smells, I get all sorts of creative inspiration
Beth: I can understand that. I just hope this warm weather lasts!
Mokey: I hope so too. Lanford would love to live outside for awhile! *goes to water her beloved plant*