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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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A knock at the door is heard and Herry goes to the door

Herry: *opens the door* Hello there girls and man. There he-re!

Hey sis. Michael and the girls.

Tara: Hello? Who is that?

Lyndi: That's Herry Monster, mom. He's very strong and nice.

Michael: Ok you three behave for Kyle and...and...and...whatever. You three just behave, ok?

Lyndi, Bonnie and Hartley: Yes sir.

Michael: Ok. We have our cell phones if you need us.

Ok. Talk to ya'll later. Bye.

Tara: Bye.

Grover: Bye-bye. *waves to Tara and Michael*

Tara: *walking out the door* He sure does have some weird freinds.

Michael: *nods in agreement*

Oscar: *pops up from his trashcan* You can say that again. Heh heh heh heh heh........
 

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Over in room 26.........

*watching 'iCarly"* Isn't she beautiful.

Bruce: Who?

The one who plays Carly on the show.

Bruce: She's ok, i guess.

Oh come on Bruce. You know you wouldn't mind meeting her.

Bruce: I wouldn't mind meeting the one who plays Sam. Now that's my kinda of girl.

You got me there.

Over by the kitchen table........

Lyndi: Ok. It's my turn and i'm going to kick some booty.

Murray: Not unless you knock Herry's out.

Herry: She wouldn't dare. *glares at Lyndi*

Lyndi: I would. *she moves one of her markers and almost comes close into knocking Herry off the board*

Herry: Your good.

Murray: Too good.

Lyndi: I know. *folds arms*

In Grover's room........

Grover: Ok girls. I am going to teach you some new dance moves. Are you ready?

Bonnie & Hartley: Yep.

Grover: Good. Here i go.

Grover start moving to the music and Bonnie and Hartley fallow in his foot steps.
 

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*Exits Room #6 after talking and hugging the occupants. *Humming and softly singing a bit of Sing. Hey Slug what... Whoa, Ailie bit... Mmm, she'll have to bear the wrath of Alex now. *Whispering, um, is it okay to use that animal nickname for her? Nah, forget I said anything. *Goes back to watch some college b-ball.
 

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Bonnie? Lyndi?

Bonnie: I'm on the couch Kyle.

Oh yea.

Bonnie: Lyndi's alseep.

Oh ok. I thought you would want to sleep with someone too Bonnie.

Bonnie: Murray said he going to sleep with me.

Murray: *comes out of his room with a pillow* There we go. Hey Kyle.

Hi Murray. I was thinking since you and Bonnie are up why not let you two do it.

Murray: For real?

Bonnie: Yea.

Alright then. Go right ahead.

Murray: Muppet Dorms has been brought to you by the letter "B"

Bonnie: And by the # "6."

Now i'll finish it. *clears throut* Muppet Dorms was a producion of the Muppet Central Forms. Good night.

Bonnie: Good night.

Murray: Good night.
 

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(a birthday package from room 29 is left outside Claudia's door with a note saying "To Dr. Phil Van Neuter". Inside is a new pair of extra durable surgical gloves and some goggles with 10 different magnifying levels)
 

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Dr. Van Neuter:
Ooooo? A gift for me? Obviously.
(Does a swishy walk, getting the gift)
(Looks to who's it's from)
Thank you, Bryan!
Really neato gift!
(Opens it)
OH! OH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED!

Claudia:
What's with all the screaming?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Unlike you...somebody remembered my birthday!

Claudia:
Dam- I mean, how could you say that?

Dr. Van Neuter:
You actually remembered?

Bunsen:
You remembered?

Beaker:
MEEP?

Claudia:
(Reddens)
Um...
(Lies)
OF COURSE I DID!
HOW IN THE WORLD DID I GET YOU THIS THING!
This thing that I...bought over...at...Christian Dior?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Where?

Claudia:
(Jumps out the window)
(Hops into a runaway car)
Hit it, boss.

'Ey, let's check for any passing trucks while we're at it!

[The car screeches away]

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Blinks)
Um, that was pointless.

Bunsen:
She clearly forgot.
Just humor her when she trots in with the gift at hand.
(Chuckles)

Composta:
Melon.
Leave me and pumpkin alone?

Bunsen:
Certainly.
I have to go over to the grocery store anyway.
Should you feel the need to engage in rigorous coi-

Composta:
Pew.
Take sick-minded pea away.

Bunsen:
Pardon?

Blind Pew:
My pleazure, madam!
(Advances on him)

Bunsen:
My goodness!
By George!
If you do not put me down, I will have to do something unexpected! I shall notify authority, and I promise y-

Blind Pew:
(Yawns)
I am lawless, puuuny scientist!
(Tosses him out the window)

[Bunsen flies out, still twiddling his fingers...til he lands]
 

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*Bats leave a package for Dr. Van Neuter outside his dorm room's door. The smartly wrapped gift contains a card wishing him the best of birthdays. Inside the covers are a quadralateral quadralobal brain-prober device for testing out on Claudia when she gets back (fresh batteries included), his old restitched stuffed animal mascot from Stuffd U, and a bottle of Bloody Mary drink (black cherry soda mostly, no alcohol).

OK... that one's done with. Next B-Day up on the docket Count?
 

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Alright guys. Is everyone ready to go see "Horton Hears a Who?"

Lyndi: Yep. I really would rather see "Collage Road Trip" with That's so Raven but this will be cool. I think.

Grover: This is going to be really fun. And that elephant reminds me of Snuffy. With his big ears and long trunk.

Herry: But Snuffy doesn't have big ears.

Grover: Oh yea. But it still reminds me of him.

Hartley: *on Murray's back* Weeeee.....go faster!

Murray: Glad your having fun.

Come on Hartley. That's good enough. *gets Hartley down* Alright. Let's head'em on out. *starts marching in place*

Bruce: *runs from his room* Wait for me.

Everyone marches out the door and to the car.
 

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Prairie: I planted a little tulip bulb way back in the fall
I dug a little hole and put it in the ground and waited
That’s all.
The winter was cold and my little bulb got covered in snow a lot
But the snow went away and the sun came out
And look at the growth I got.


Big Bird/Bryan/Beth: And that means spring is here
Buds are coming out and there’s no storm
Everybody come out on the stoop
Here at the Muppet Dorms.


Count: I counted a million yellow leaves falling off the tree
One and two and three leaves tumbling down
All caught in the breeze
The branches got bare and I got tired counting each flake of snow
But the leaves are back bursting brightest green
And The Count is ready to go
…Oh yes!
1, 2, 3, 4!


Beaker: Mee mee mee mee mee mee
Mee Me-me-me-me-me me mee mee mee mee

Bunsen: Everybody come out on the stoop
Here at the Muppet Dorms.


Grover: In the spring I can watch the birdies on the playground until May
Ernie: And I take out my baseball bat and plan my double play
Big Bird: Last Autumn, my cousin Robin flew away to the sun
He promised he’d come back when the snow is gone
And we’d have fun
I swept out his nest all winter long and kept it safe and warm
He’s back today with a bright red breast
And time for a springtime song


Herry: We know that…uuh…
Kyle: Daffodils are up and we’re feeling warm
I can hardly wait to see my friends
Here at the Muppet Dorms

Herry: (spoken) Oh yeah! Thanks, Kyle.

Bryan: I love the colors bursting out each blossom and each bud
Oscar: And I can hardly wait for rain and all that lovely mud!
Tony/Alex: Our winter coats were oh so heavy every single day
Now we hung them up, we feel so light,
We’re dancing away

Red: I bought some brand new running shoes so I can jog in the park
Beth: As the days grow long, we take a walk
As the sun sets and it gets dark


All: Because the spring is here
Pretty grass is growing, let it form
Everybody’s back out catching sun
Here at the Muppet Dorms.


(Music slows down and then climaxes for a grand finish)
Oh, yes, the spring is here
Butterflies are dancing ‘round in swarms
We can join the whole gang on the stoop
It’s spring at the MUPPET DORMS!
 

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*Claps. Great song Bry. *Amy Thyst Butterflye lands near on the ledge where some black roses bought at Fran's Fragrant Flowers are placed in our windowbox.
 
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