BeakerSqueedom
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Bunsen:
(Finally sober)
Tell me, comfort me...
Did I make a complete fool of myself today?
Dr. Van Neuter:
Yep.
You also did that yesterday.
Bunsen:
My shame...
(Bows head)
Claudia:
An...AND YOU CONFUSED ME FOR A PILLOW!
(Turns in her chair, facing the wall)
Bunsen:
Reconsider!
Claudia:
An...AND YOU CALLED ME BIG FOOT!
(Sobs)
Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia!
He was just being dumb!
Bunsen:
Yes! Terribly dimwitted!
(Shocked at his own comment)
Why, me? A dimwit?
That's enough to send the whole world into a-
Beaker:
(Ahem)
MEEP!
Bunsen:
Yes. I admit my foul deed.
Claudia:
(Turns in her chair, facing him...with a can of whip cream in her hand)
(A twisted smile forms on her face)
Dr. Van Neuter:
You wouldn't!
Claudia:
I WOULD!
[The three scatter about, filled with panic]
Claudia:
(Shoots them...one bye one)
(Finally sober)
Tell me, comfort me...
Did I make a complete fool of myself today?
Dr. Van Neuter:
Yep.
You also did that yesterday.
Bunsen:
My shame...
(Bows head)
Claudia:
An...AND YOU CONFUSED ME FOR A PILLOW!
(Turns in her chair, facing the wall)
Bunsen:
Reconsider!
Claudia:
An...AND YOU CALLED ME BIG FOOT!
(Sobs)
Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia!
He was just being dumb!
Bunsen:
Yes! Terribly dimwitted!
(Shocked at his own comment)
Why, me? A dimwit?
That's enough to send the whole world into a-
Beaker:
(Ahem)
MEEP!
Bunsen:
Yes. I admit my foul deed.
Claudia:
(Turns in her chair, facing him...with a can of whip cream in her hand)
(A twisted smile forms on her face)
Dr. Van Neuter:
You wouldn't!
Claudia:
I WOULD!
[The three scatter about, filled with panic]
Claudia:
(Shoots them...one bye one)
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