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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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Bunsen:
(Finally sober)
Tell me, comfort me...
Did I make a complete fool of myself today?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Yep.
You also did that yesterday.

Bunsen:
My shame...
(Bows head)

Claudia:
An...AND YOU CONFUSED ME FOR A PILLOW!
(Turns in her chair, facing the wall)

Bunsen:
Reconsider!

Claudia:
An...AND YOU CALLED ME BIG FOOT!
(Sobs)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Claudia!
He was just being dumb!

Bunsen:
Yes! Terribly dimwitted!
(Shocked at his own comment)
Why, me? A dimwit?
That's enough to send the whole world into a-

Beaker:
(Ahem)
MEEP!

Bunsen:
Yes. I admit my foul deed.

Claudia:
(Turns in her chair, facing him...with a can of whip cream in her hand)
(A twisted smile forms on her face)

Dr. Van Neuter:
You wouldn't!

Claudia:
I WOULD!

[The three scatter about, filled with panic]

Claudia:
(Shoots them...one bye one)
 

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Erin: (carrying boxes of cookies in) Okay, that's the last of them.
Scooter: Think 15 boxes will keep Cookie Monster busy for a bit?
Beige: Are you kidding, those'll only be a good start.
Storyteller: But the money's going to a worthy cause.
Nora: I know - it's called my sister's ambitions of being seller of the year. (picks up phone) Bryan, we have your order of 30 boxes of Scouting Girl cookies, two of each kind, ready for pickup. (dials another number) Kathy, your order of six boxes of Scouting Girl cookies has arrived and is ready for pickup.
Scooter: So what was the delay for?
Nora: Well, the troop had to bring in new Mint Dreams...and the Cape Cods and Honey-Sesame Snaps were a little late in arriving, but they all got here.
 

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Hmmm... Wonder who Prawnie's roomies will be staying with while he's cruisin' for a snoozin'. Then again, they could be going off with him, adding to his craziness. Oh well...
*Falls back on couch with remote in hand, drowsily counting to self.
 

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(I was thinking the same thing about Prawnie's roomies Ed)

Prairie:So Kath..you plan on going to bowling today?
Yeah....I think so getting up and stumbling forwardWHOA!
Rosita and Prairie catch me
Rosita:Oh Kathy!:concern:
On second thought.....CRUD!:mad:
the girls help me over to the couch
Rosita:You OK?
Just off balance and dizzy.
Prairie:Just relax and take it easy.Need water?
Yeah,please.Thanks.
Rosita propping up some pillows behind meHere...lay down.
Thanks Rosita. sigh
 

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Aw Kath. Just try standing on one leg first, then the other. You'll get the hang of it, and hey, you could always go bowling in your handy-dandy rolliechair.
BTW: Please LMK your decision about Ailie (Rabbit)'s case.

*Heads over to Erin's room and leaves an order for a box of Oatmeal Raisin Rounds, and if it's not too last minute, if she has any ravished red juicy cookies among the list of varieties Heather's troop's selling.
 

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Claudia:
If Ryan is going...
I claim Sam and Link. <3

Bunsen:
Maybe he took them with him?

Claudia:
I dunno!
But just in case!
Wouldn't mind looking after them.
 

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Aw Kath. Just try standing on one leg first, then the other. You'll get the hang of it, and hey, you could always go bowling in your handy-dandy rolliechair.
BTW: Please LMK your decision about Ailie (Rabbit)'s case.
Trust me...I've tried standing on one leg when doing physical therapy.I last no more than 2 seconds on each leg.:stick_out_tongue: And I was given a walker instead of a wheelchair when I broke my foot last year. It wouldn't work at bowling.One of the PTs (physical therapists) did say,if I'm having a bad day balancewise to try and use the walker.So I'll try that.
About the Rabbit: Check PMs. Thank mew.
 

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*Singing: Some guys really like to plaaaay with dools!
*Wonders if Torgo's Pizza is still open this late at night.
 

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Eh, there's other options. *Gets the garlic spinach dip and onion mustard ready to go with some home fries caught in the large spiderweb back at the castle. You guys wanna split the cold leftover sesame noodles?
Count and UD: Yes!
Better get there before they're all gone Tony.
 
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