Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*One of our bats deposits the correct amount to pay Nora's sister for the yummy cookies we're saving for tomorrow Sunday. Would send it myself... But roomies are asleep, and me not feeling well. Me need a good liedown so me tummy can feel better.
*Promptly falls asleep on own bed till the morrow.

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, Cookie Monster, it's that time of year again!
Cookie: Wha-wha-wha?
Bryan: The scouts are selling cookies.
Cookie: Really?
Bryan: Yep! Nora's sister is selling cookies for her scout troop. Would you like me to buy some?
Cookie: Is sky blue like me fur? Of course!
Bryan: Okay, what kind?
Cookie: Oh, what tough decision...Citris Whispers. No... Chocolate Mint! No...Peanut butter lemon raisen!
Bert: Is that a flavor?
Bryan: (looking closer at order form) I don't think so.
Cookie: (cries out) Oh, this such dilemma!
Bryan: (laughs) It's okay, Cookie. I'll tell ya what...I'll pick for you. How about one box of each kind?
Cookie: Oh thank you! (wipes brow)
Bryan: You're welcome. Actually, I better make that 2 boxes of each kind. One for us all to share and one for Cookie Monster.
Ernie: Good idea.
Big Bird: Are there any birdseed cookies on there?
Bryan: No, but there's a lemon poppyseed.
Big Bird: Oh, can I please get a box of those?
Bryan: Sure, Big Bird. Okay, I better send this off to Nora.
Ernie: I'll take it, Bryan!
Bryan: Thanks, Ernie.
Snuffy: And Ernie? Don't forget to tell them that the Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the letters C and S and by the number 12.
Ernie: I will, Snuffy! Khekhekhe!

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:Nora's selling Girl Scout cookies for her sister.Here's the form.
the three of us pass it around
Rosita:Ooh...all of them sound so good!
Yeah...talk about tough decisions huh?
Prairie:Yeah...that's the truth!I don't see any chocolate peanut butter ones though,Kath.I know you love those.
Oh that's all right.Some others look good. I'll get 1 box of the Orange Delights and one of the Coconut Swirls.
Rosita:I'll get 1 of Citrus Whispers and one of Lemon Poppyseed.
Prairie:I'll get 1 Batty Butterscotch and 1Mint Dreams.
getting money out of my wallet I'll pay for all of them.
Prairie:Thanks Kath.I'll go bring the form and money down to Nora.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (on phone) It's actually Scouting Girl, but close enough. (scribbles order on notepad) I see...Heather's going to be busy. (hangs up) Guys, I'm really going to need help!
Scooter: (looking at one batch) Let's see...one each of Orange Delight, Mint Dreams, Coconut Swirl and Batty Butterscotch...okay, this is Kate's order. (takes boxes off for delivery)
Erin: (collecting money from Kathy) Thank you, Kathy...okay, that's one each of Orange Delights, Mint Dreams, Coconut Swirls, Batty Butterscotch, Citrus Whispers and Lemon Poppyseed Puffs. Your order will arrive in the next few days.
Storyteller: (from kitchen) Bryan called, he wants two of everything!
Beige: Oooh-hoo, Heather's really going to have to be nice to you now, Nora!
Scooter: (returning) Hey, Nora, ask your sister if there are any birdseed-type cookies on the list. Big Bird was asking about them.
Nora: Well, there could be. If the troops start to sell any new cookies, they wait a bit until the year's selling season has gotten going.
Erin: And how long are the SG's selling this year?
Nora: I think it's until the end of March.

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: Bryan! Bryan! Bryan!
Bryan: What? What? What?
Cookie: You order cookies?
Bryan: I sure did!
Cookie: Oh goody! Lemme have 'em!
Bryan: What?
Cookie: Me want cookies. Where are they?
Bryan: I don't have the cookies.
Cookie: What you mean you no have cookies? You order Scouting Girl cookies?
Bryan: Yes.
Cookie: Then where are the cookies? Me want to eat cookies now. You have them!
Bryan: No, no, no, Cookie Monster. I ordered the cookies last night. I can't have them now.
Cookie: What you mean?
Bryan: You see, it takes time for the cookies to be delivered after ordering them. We don't just get them. I mean, I haven't even paid for them yet.
Cookie: Oh. It take time to get Scouting Girl cookies?
Bryan: That's right.
Cookie: How long will it take?
Bryan: Not sure. It could take a few days. Maybe even a few weeks.
Cookie: A few weeks? Me cannot wait that long!
Bryan: I'm sorry, Cookie, but you're going to have to be a little patient. I'll tell you what...how about I give you a plate of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies I made this afternoon?
Cookie: (gasp) Chocolate chippy?
Bryan: And milk.
Cookie: Now you talking!

 

[The Count]

*Eating some of our Scouting Girl cookies, sampling the three with ice cold milk. We're listening to Muppetcast 47, which I highly recommend Bryan to hear as there's an interview that takes up the last main part of this episode he'll be interested in.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, Bryan. Ed says to listen to the Muppetcast this week because there's an interview you'd enjoy.
Bryan: Oh, is this week's episode up already? Thanks, Ernie. Man, I'm subscribed to way too many podcasts. It's gonna take forever for this one to download.
Bert: Maybe you can just go straight to the Muppetcast website and listen to it there.
Bryan: Good idea, Bert. What would I do without you guys?

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

The Musical Malady Sweeps The Dorms! :O

Bunsen:
Something peculiar took place in the lab!
The world's gone absolutely mad!

A usual disaster coming faster,
Nonsensical laughter merging with words like caster!

Common sense and I aren't properly intertwined,
since here am I with a grim-filled sigh.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Well, loser,
You've gotten yourself into quite a cruiser!

Claudia:
Your mistake turned out to be a doozer!

Beaker:
Mee, mee mwoo!

Claudia:
I think that, too!
Knowng this we do!

Bunsen:
What on earth are you trying to describe?
The fact that we're talking in rhyme?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Spare me the platitude,
or you'll start quite a fued!

Claudia:
This is a strange mistake!
This won't be fixed with just a cake!

Bunsen:
Hopefully this malady won't spread...
trouble comes and this I dread!

Claudia:
The others have sung,
the deed has begun!

Dr. Van Neuter:
How glorious,
it's meritorious!
[Sings sarcastically]


Bunsen:
(Glares at him)
We're in a pickle,
yet you continue to be ever so fickle!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Glad to oblige,
to cause your demise!

Claudia:
This really bites...
(Stalks the cake)
Lemme have a slice?

[The others groan]

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Beige: Where's Nora?
Scooter: She's off meeting with her little sister.
Erin: Yeah, she's transferring some cookie order forms.
Storyteller: This entire dorm is going to have a terminal sugar high by the time April gets here...

(elsewhere, Nora is meeting with Heather - who looks like Nora, but is much younger, shorter, does not wear glasses and has pink hair instead of purple.)
Nora: Here are the latest order forms, little sis.
Heather: Thank ya, Nor. (eagerly scans them) Wow, if this keeps up, I'll be in line for "Cookie Seller of the Year" for sure!
Nora: You will be sure to thank us, won't you?
Heather: Oh, sure. Now what's this ya wanna know 'bout the other cookie flavors?
Nora: Well, Big Bird wants to know if there are any birdseed-type flavors.
Heather: The troop head says we're gonna put the Honey-Sesame Snaps back on the forms tomorrow - he might like those.
Nora: Good, good - and what are the others?
Heather: We've got a new shipment of Oatmeal Raisin Rounds in...and two more new flavors. Cape Cods and Glasgow Rangers.
Nora: (taking notes) What's in them?
Heather: Cape Cods have cranberries and orange peel and walnuts in them. The Glasgow Rangers are shortbread.
Nora: Sounds great. Now when can we expect the new orders?
Heather: This week. Tell 'em to be patient.
Nora: This is Cookie Monster we're talking about, so that might be difficult.

 

[Beakerfan]

Floyd: *stuffing cotton in his ears* I just can't take it man....

Janice: Like rully! *puts on a pair of ear muffs* This music is a real drag.

Animal: No more rhymes! NO MORE RHYMES!

Floyd: Say Animal, whaddaya say you help us out a bit?

Animal: Yeah yeah yeah! *sits down at his drum* DRUM SOLO! YAAAAHHHHHH! *goes wild on the drums*