Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

In Alex's room, Lefty is continuing his Lucy Ricardo-ish determination to get into Tony's play.

Dressed in spandex and leg warmers, Lefty is furiously dancing and singing along to a well-known hit.

Lefty (singing)

I'm da maniac...maniac on da floor!
An' I'm dancin' like I never danced befooooooore!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
I want you now!

Claudia:
You know, Neuter, there are just some things you shouldn't yell out.

Now, what's going on?

Dr. Van Neuter:
I need to poke at your brain.

Claudia:
What makes you think I'd be so willing to let you do that?

Dr. Van Neuter:
It was worth a shot.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty is bouncing along, with choreographed hand moves, to another song.

Lefty (singing with the stereo)

I'm a Barbie goil,
In da Barbie woild,
Life in plastic,
It's fantastic!

Come on, Barbie, let's go party...riiiiiiiight...riiiiiight!
Ah ah ah, yeah!
Come on, Barbie, let's go party...riiiiight...riiiiiight!
Ooh wow, ooh wow!

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.........riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

Hit me, hit me!
Riiiiiiiiiight!

Hit me, hit me!
Riiiiiiiiiiight!

Wah wah wah...yeah...
Wah wah wah...yeah...

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

 

[The Count]

*Is suddenly ill from the mental images of Lefty's latest attempts to get into Tony's play. Stop it before we throw him outta here!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
You can say that again, Eddie.
Look, Lefty, maybe you're not good enough for Broadway...
But you are good for one thing.

(Points to the hole in her pocket)

Bunsen:
Agreed.
(Points to his)

Dr. Van Neuter:
I want my money back.
(Points to his as well)

Beaker:
MEEE MEE MEEE!
(Opens his empty pink [flowery] wallet)

 

[Katzi428]

tears streaming down my face as I'm taking a DVD out of the player and giggling
Rosita coming in and noticing my face with tears on it:Kathy!Are you OK?Why are you crying?
Huh? Oh Rosita...I'm not upset.dabbing at my eyes and then blowing my nose. I just finished watching the gag reel on my Whose Line Is It Anyway? DVD.It was hysterical! still laughing a bit
Rosita:Ai yi yi!*collapsing into a chair* You and that Whose Line show,Kathy!And here I was thinking something horrible had happened to you and you were crying because of that!
Oh I love it!
Rosita:Well..whatever makes you happy.I agree it's pretty funny too.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty opens the trap door and descends into his room.

Lefty: I've been woikin' on my dancin'!

Tony: Lefty. For the last time...I am not writing a musical!

Lefty: Yeah, but...dere's always room in a show fer singin' an' dancin'!

Tony: Not in my show.

Lefty: Oh, pardon me, Mr. Hoity-Toity Shaka-speare! Dere's no room in my play fer singin' and dancin'. Who made you da boss of da theatre?

Tony: Did Alex's roommates help you?

Lefty: Yeah..riiiight...dat big hairy guy was really good...an' dat little bunny rabbit...ya've never seen moves like dat! He's a real talented kid!

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: Alex, have you seen Bean anywhere?

Alex: No, why?

Sweetums: We were playing hide and seek, but I can't find him!

Alex: Sweetums! That's cheating!

Sweetums: But I've been looking for hours!

Alex: He'll show up eventually.

Bean: *sitting among Alex's plushes*

 

[The Count]

*Sigh... Another Saturday night and no fanfic updates.

Noooo fanfic updates.
*Two-toned whistle.

 

[Winslow Leach]

*Sigh... Another Saturday night and no fanfic updates.

Noooo fanfic updates.
*Two-toned whistle.

LOL! Fanny the Fan-Fic Sprite!