Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *noticing Tony's plight* Sweetums, would you be a dear?

Sweetums: Sure! *pops down the trap door and snatches Lefty, Mission Impossible style* *closes the door and locks it* There ya go little buddy! Now no more bothering Tony.

Alex: Hey Lefty, how's it goin? I thought it might be a good idea if you came up here and practiced your songs/dances for Tony. That way, when he sees them, they'll be perfect. I have some video tapes and CD's and whatnot you can work with, if you like. Bean can help you, too.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Lefty does quadruple take.

Da ya tink so? Dat guy down dere is a real joik! He won't gimme a chance ta be in da play he's writin'! Even dough he says it's not a musical, I tink I can convince him to add some songs an' dance. But da guy won't gimme a break! He's such a crum-bum! I don't even know why I'm roomin' wit him!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: Well, sure... I mean, with a little practice, I'm sure Tony will see your talent! You'll knock 'em dead! But practice up here, ok? That way Tony can keep writing for a little bit.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Your eyes can't tell a lie!
I know you wanna come with me tonight!

And if I say alright,
first you gotta,

Push, push, back up on it!
Make me believe you want it!

[Eats some hotdog]

[Hears Alex]

Hmm...back to normal!
Cool.

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[Winslow Leach]

Tony knocks on trap door with broom.

Alex! Alex!

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *calls* Just a minute! *quietly* Sweetums! Entertain Lefty while I talk to Tony! Take him to go look at the videos and stuff....

*smoothes her shirt and opens the trap door* Hi Tony! What's up?

 

[Winslow Leach]

Erm...well...you're up right now...at least from where I'm standing! Wocka-wocka!

Anyway, thank you for getting that little sneak thief out of my hair. I was wondering if you'd like to come down and watch some TV with me?

 

[Beakerfan]

Haw haw.... hang on a sec! I'll be right down! *puts her sewing away and goes to watch tv with Tony*

 

[Winslow Leach]

Hey sweetie!

(Tony gives Alex a hug, and kisses her on the cheek)

What do you want to watch? We have a lot of DVDs down here...take your pick!

Oh...you're not going to turn into a werewolf again, are you? I mean...you're not gonna go for my jugular, right?

 

[Winslow Leach]

So...have you decided what you want to watch? And we're cool on the werewolf thing, right?