Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Oh, sorry! Spaced out for a sec.... do you have "The Wedding Singer"? I love that movie! And no, you don't have to worry about me turning into a werewolf anytime soon.... do you have any Chicken Crunchies?

 

[Winslow Leach]

No problem, I often...

(Pause; Tony freezes for several seconds)

...space out.

Anyway...Chicken Crunchies? Isn't that some kind of dog food? But hey, if you want 'em, I can run down to the 7-11 and pick some up for ya.

Yeah, we have The Wedding Singer. Also You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle...

 

[Beakerfan]

Oh, it's no big deal. I have some up in my room. *scratches behind her ear* Hey, I don't look any different to you, do I? I always worry that being a werewolf is going to affect my human side....

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony knocks on trapdoor with broom.

Hey Sweetums? Can you throw down a bag of Chicken Crunchies for Alex, please?

Look different? No. You look fine. Hang on...

Tony carefully removes a flea from Alex's shoulder.

Wonder how this got in here? Hmmm. Lefty probably tried selling some poor sucker a flea circus or something. What was I...no, no. You're fine! You don't show any traces of lycanthropy.

So! The Wedding Singer! Right! Make yourself comfy, and I'll pop it in!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Hello, boys.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh no!

Bunsen:
Gravity is pushing down on me... more than usual.
Thoughts of fear are running at the speed of light!

Beaker:
(Screams)

Claudia:
(Munches)

Bunsen:
Is that...Spa'am?

Claudia:
Nah, bought it on the way here.

Bunsen:
(Faints)

 

[The Count]

*Smells something delicious in Claudia's room. Is that cooked prawns with peppers and spices? Yummo!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony puts "The Wedding Singer" on, and sits on the floor.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie: Hopefully Gonzo or Camilla won't see what Tony and Alex are eating.
What do you mean....ohhhhhh.! Chicken Crunchies!
Prairie:Yes!But not so loud!
I'm sure they'll get rid of them before Gonzo or Camilla comes back.
Rosita:I think so too.So Prairie...how'd those H's taste today?
Prairie:Horribly horrendous!It gave me heartburn! I wanted to hurl!
That bad huh?
Prairie:Yeah.That Cookie Monster must have a cast iron stomach!

 

[The Count]

Aw... And hereI thought hot honey H's would taste good. Maybe no hot sauce in the next batch out of the oven. Mmm, I can smell those number 5's already.
*Sends Prairie a glass of milk and a chocolate chip 5 to help with her heartburn, that always helps mine at least.

 

[Katzi428]

Aw... And hereI thought hot honey H's would taste good. Maybe no hot sauce in the next batch out of the oven. Mmm, I can smell those number 5's already.
*Sends Prairie a glass of milk and a chocolate chip 5 to help with her heartburn, that always helps mine at least.

taking the milk & the chocolate chip 5 from Ed Mmmm...Heavenly,Ed! Thanks!G'night!