Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Claudia:
But then that would make me your aunt, Tony.
-Blinks-
Cause Eddie there is my cyber bro.
Woah.

Whoa...that's pretty deep, Squeekee!

 

[The Count]

Yeah well... Better that than making you smash yourself with a clown mallet to try to convince yourself this isn't all just some giant farse of a dream-reality.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah well... Better that than making you smash yourself with a clown mallet to try to convince yourself this isn't all just some giant farse of a dream-reality.

'Tis very true...it still smarts!

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Only Christy B's missing to complete this cyber-sibling trio. So Tony... Did we ever find out which USS Enterprise captain is better? Did we learn if that last die was indeed the acid drop? Did Petey the Plane survive? And what about the skydiving grandmas? We will try to kill you with a forklift! We will, we will Rozdower you! Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots nooooo! Pizza pizza this!
*Explodes and faints in an MST3k reverie.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Picks up Eddie's remains)
Off to the hospital you go!

 

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah... Only Christy B's missing to complete this cyber-sibling trio. So Tony... Did we ever find out which USS Enterprise captain is better? Did we learn if that last die was indeed the acid drop? Did Petey the Plane survive? And what about the skydiving grandmas? We will try to kill you with a forklift! We will, we will Rozdower you! Rock 'em Sock 'em Robots nooooo! Pizza pizza this!
*Explodes and faints in an MST3k reverie.

OVERLOAD!

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Only Richard Basehart can save us!

 

[Beakerfan]

*picks self up off the floor* Well, this is.... interesting. And quite entertaining.

 

[The Count]

*To Tony: We're in it now... Up to our necks. Go ahead, noone will mind if you play a little Super Mario Bros. 3.
*To Alex: Make sure... He doesn't leave you for... Some hidious leech woman.
*To Claudia: Please.. Be careful... And be gentle. Me no wanna be Frankenmonsta like Beakie...*Passes out as an eighteen karat cannon salute sounds in the background.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Tony (as Curly) Ooooh! She's enter-tayneed!

Moe: Quiet you! (pokes Tony in the eyes)

Larry laughs.

Moe: Shaddap, ya half-cousin to a weasel! (slaps Larry in the face)

Tony: Oooh! Wise guy...

Moe: I said quiet!

(Moe grabs a pair of pliers, and squeezes Tony's nose)

Larry: Leave him alone!

Moe: Shaddap, porcupine! (yanks a tuft of Larry's hair)

 

[The Count]

Heh... Tony must be in some VR machine.

*To Claudia: Drop me in the Lazarus Chamber... It will restore me to my full power.