Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Winslow Leach]

Why...yes, Alex, I do believe fpoon is much more fun to say than spork, now that you mention it...

Hang on, I must give it the ultimate test...

(stands and poses dramatically, as if he is about to give the Shakesperean performance of his life; after a few beats, he speaks, in a Laurence Olivier-style voice)

Fpoon...Fpoon...Fpoon...
O mighty Fpoon,
Why do ye mock thee?
A Fpoon, a Fpoon,
My kingdom for a Fpoon!
A Fpoon by any other name
Would smell as sweet!
O Fpoon, where is thy sting?
And thus with a Fpoon, I die!

(holds dramatic pose for a few seconds, then breaks out of it)

Right. Works for me!

 

[The Count]

*Hearing Tony... So you're a coward for not fpooning your own life. There! That's all you had to say.
At least now I know what to get ya for yer birthday... The next release in the superlong solliloquy pull-string doll er, action figure line.

 

[Erine81981]

Sorry guys that i wasn't around this weekend much.

Grover: It is alright.

Herry: We all know that you wanted to go Lubbock with your sister, necies and brother-in-law.

Murray: But you did get to come to the awards later on that night after getting back.

Bruce: And you won an award too.

Herry: *looks at Bruce*

Bruce: What? Can't i be caring too?

Herry: The point is we love you know you have others to care about too.

Murray: And you want to play with them too.

Oh guys. *tear drops from my eye* Your the greatest friends i've ever had. *hugs them*

Grover: Sorry i just was not around for most of the awards. That Ryan sure makes an adventure pretty wild. Oh yea. That reminds me. I need to give Gonzo back his jetpack. Be back. *heads out the door with the jetpack*

 

[Beakerfan]

Why...yes, Alex, I do believe fpoon is much more fun to say than spork, now that you mention it...

Hang on, I must give it the ultimate test...

(stands and poses dramatically, as if he is about to give the Shakesperean performance of his life; after a few beats, he speaks, in a Laurence Olivier-style voice)

Fpoon...Fpoon...Fpoon...
O mighty Fpoon,
Why do ye mock thee?
A Fpoon, a Fpoon,
My kingdom for a Fpoon!
A Fpoon by any other name
Would smell as sweet!
O Fpoon, where is thy sting?
And thus with a Fpoon, I die!

(holds dramatic pose for a few seconds, then breaks out of it)

Right. Works for me!

*falls over in a fit of giggles*

 

[Winslow Leach]

*Hearing Tony... So you're a coward for not fpooning your own life. There! That's all you had to say.
At least now I know what to get ya for yer birthday... The next release in the superlong solliloquy pull-string doll er, action figure line.

Yes, Uncle Count, I wanna Hamlet action figure with a really long string, that soliloquizes on and on and on...

Oh, and I've also changed my name to Htony. The "H" is silent.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
But then that would make me your aunt, Tony.
-Blinks-
Cause Eddie there is my cyber bro.
Woah.

 

[Winslow Leach]

*falls over in a fit of giggles*

(trying to keep a straight face)

What? Why are you laughing? I don't know if...(gigglesnort) if you're laughing at me, or with me, but...what's so...

(bursts out laughing)

 

[The Count]

Yeah well... I changed my name to... *Can't finish the joke here on MC, but Htony knows what it is.

 

[Winslow Leach]

Yeah well... I changed my name to... *Can't finish the joke here on MC, but Htony knows what it is.

Righto!

BTW...that's not very nice!

LOL!

 

[The Count]

And what a great crazy aunt she can be. If only she'd read us more of either that pirate story or the one about a dark Wonderland...