Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Happy 2008!

ZOE: You Too, Peter

BABY BEAR: 2008 is Here

LITTLE BIRD: Let's watch the Roses Parade

PETER: Because I saw the Sesame Street float there

ZOE: Wow and It had Bob on the float, he's been here since the beginning

LITTLE BIRD: That's right

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Good morning gang! Happy New Year!
Gonzo: Ryan! Where were you last night? You left us all alone to party by ourselves!
Clifford: Yeah dude, Gonzo almost burned the place down.
Ryan: So what else is new?
Link: So where did you go last night Ryan?
Ryan: Eh, I had a party I had to attend, I thought I told you guys that, sorry.
Clifford: Don't worry about it. So why'd you have to go?
Ryan: I was having it.
Camilla: Brawk bawk byuck baw?
Ryan: Nah, it was a lot of fun, everyone was well behaved.
Sam: Hmph, how surprising.
Ryan: *smirks* So how do you guys wanna start off the new year?
Gonzo: Umm...
Camilla: Hmm...
Link: *scratches head*
Clifford: *shrugs*
Sam: We could all memorize the preamble to the Declaration of Independence!
Ryan: *looks at Clifford* Pizza?
Clifford: *nods* Pizza.

 

[The Count]

OK Chef! That's one pizza omelette for Ryan.
*Hears unintelligible mock-Swedish repeating the order.
And get Camilla down here, we need her to lay some eggs.
One garden special for Storyteller.
Three cheeses for Erin.
And a mustard Doozerstick with soupy yolk for Beige.

Count: I'd like a good...
Sorry Count, I already took care of you and Uncle D.
UD: Indeed he has!
Count: And vhat did you get us?
Me: A fine Transylvanian dish of takitura!
*OOC: That's a sort of runny omelette filled with liver, kidney, and smoked sausage. Quite delicious as I had it once.
And of course some garlic toasted rolls and fruit frappé.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hi Ed, Count and Uncle Deadly. I would like a cheese omlet with ham please.
Red: I would like one with radishes
Mokey: Ooh, me too
Wanda: Just cheese in mine please
Abby: Can I have one with strawberries and whipped cream?
Rosita: I would like a spicy one, the hotter the better. Gracias.
Prairie: I'm with Beth, ham and cheese please.
Mokey: Nice rhyme!
Prairie: Thank you!

 

[The Count]

Hear that Chef? Orders up! Dessert special for the little fairy-in-training, two Gorg morgs, two grills for da girls, and the hoppin' habanero for the Spanish monster, and another plain strings for da cat who sings.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sits on her bed, drawing)

Dr. Van Neuter:
(Brushing her hair)
Sorry, I just have to.

Claudia:
A hairstylist now?

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, heck no.
I'm just really bored.

Claudia:
Oh.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Wanna play checkers?

Claudia:
Sure.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hey girls, I heard from Kathy, I think she's back, but I don't know if she's in your room yet
Prairie: Well why don't we stay here until we know she's ready for us to come back down
Beth: Fine with me
Rosita: I can't wait to give her a big hug
Beth: I think she'll like that

 

[Katzi428]

Aaaahhhhh! stretching out on my bed after I unpack
door opens & my 3 faithful roomies come in
Rosita:Kathyyyy!giving me a hug
Hi Rosita! getting up and hugging her
Prairie:My turn! hugging me
Hiya Prairie!hugging her
Gaffer runs towards me and jumps on my lap
Hey kitty!Ooh...you smell nice!scratching her ears
Prairie:So,how was the cruise?
Very nice. I enjoyed it.
Rosita:Was it good seeing your whole family?
Yep it was.My nieces have gotten so big.So how was the New Years' Eve party last night?
Prairie:Fun..but it would have been more fun if you were there.
Awww...you're sweet. Did you both have fun with Beth Red,Abby,Wanda & Mokey?
Rosita:Oh...we had lots of fun!
Terrific!

 

[The Count]

*Skulks off to the library, there've been some postings lately. *Leaves a welcome back card on Room 6's door, and a wrapped candy cane.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Ohohohoho!
I've updated the security system!
This will assure our safety from blue daring whatevers, angry pigs, womanizing prawns, and the like!

Claudia:
But, why?

Dr. Van Neuter:
We don't have the time to redo the wall just because some flying man-eating pillow rammed through it.

Bunsen:
Correct!

Claudia:
Pillows can't get through a wall!

Bunsen:
You never know...

Claudia:
(Laughing out loud)

Bunsen:
(Looks to his hand)
Oh dear!
Something is gnawing on my...hand!

Claudia:
Wow...A MAN EATING PILLOWWWW!
AAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
CARAMBA!
WE MUST FLEE!

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Claudia:
Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!
(Lights up a match)

Bunsen:
This is absurd!
(Scrambles to the door)

Claudia:
It's the only way!
I'm gonna light that little booger on fire!

Bunsen:
Please...
NO!
(Runs out of the room)

Claudia:
Bunsen! It's gonna eat you alive!

Bunsen:
I certainly don't want to burn to death!

Claudia:
But you'll taste delicious!
All I need to do is add the pepper!

Bunsen:
Oh, how charming!