Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Katzi428]

Prairie's Mom: It's so good to see the both of you! I've missed you both!
Prairie:I've missed you too Mom.And you too,Dad. We were going to come next week when Kathy was feeling much better.But she said she was feeling better this week.
Our friend Bryan gave us and Rosita a ride here at the last minute.
Prairie's Dad: That was really nice of him.Sounds like you both have a lot of good friends over at the dorms.
Prairie:Yeah. But it's always nice to come home when I get a chance.
Prairie's Mom: So Kathy..how was your cruise?
Very nice!The surroundings were beautiful! Plus I played some trivia games on the cruise.
Prairie:We should go on a cruise someday,Daddy.
Prairie's Dadputting a hand on his daughter's head and smoothing her hair Well,we'll see.princess.
Prairie:OK...I won't bug you.
Prairie's Dad: Smart girl.
Prairie's Mom:So what do you girls plan on doing while you're on Sesame Street?
Prairie:Ummm..probably going around and visiting some friends.I want to see how much Marco's grown.
I'll probably stay over Rosita's tomorrow night. She was a little uneasy about her dad permanently being in a wheelchair now.So I want to see how she's adjusting with it now.
Prairie's Dad:Sounds good.Carlos is doing better with that chair than I could ever do.
Prairieyawn:Yeah..I agree. Well, I'm tired.
Me too.
Prairie's Mom:OK...goodnight girls.Sweet dreams.
Prairie's Dad:Sleep tight.

 

[Erine81981]

At the Furry Arms Hotel in room 5.........

*in the bed but without the covers uncoved* This bed is so soft and.....soft. Ahhhhhhhhh....*spreaded out on the bed* *rings a bell beside the bed*

Bellhop Benny: Yea yea what do you want? *looks up* Hey there Kyle.

Hey Benny. How's thing here at the hotel?

Bellhop Benny: Fine. Fine. And you?

Doing good.

Bellhop Benny: So what did you ring for?

I would love a glass of your sweet lemon ice tea.

Bellhop Benny: Coming righ up. *walks out the room*

He is such a sweet little bunny.

Bellhop Benny: *from outside the room* I heard that!

Sorry. He gets upset if anyone calls him that.

Bellhop Benny: *comes right in* Here you go. And did i hear you call me bunny? *leaning forward to me*

Yea. I was just saying your such a cute little bunny.

Bellhop Benny: But i hate that.

I know. Thanks for the tea.

Bellhop Benny: Anytime. Just ring me if you need anything. *starts to close the door but peeks back in* But don't ring me if you don't need me. Please.

You got it. Thanks again Benny. Good night.

Bellhop Benny: Good night. *shuts the door*

*turns on the TV*

Murray: I'm back.

Hey Murray. Your here. Good. I got.....oh i forgot about your koolad you wanted. I'll call Benny. *rings the bell again*

Bellhop Benny: Yes? Did you cal.....Oh Kyle. What do you need now?

Murray here would like a glass of your finest koolad.

Bellhop Benny: I will go get you some.

Murray: He seems to be such a nice bunny.

Bellhop Benny: *rushes back in* Did i hear someone call me bunny?
Murray: That was me.

Bellhop Benny: Kyyyyyle.

Sorry. Murray Benny doesn't like to be called bunny.

Murray: Oh sorry.

Bellhop Benny: I'll be back with your koolad.

 

[anytimepally]

Randall: I am too tired to think of any good dialogue tonight, guys.
The Two-Headed Monster: Sleeeeepppp! Muhuwa gobbin da!
Sal: (with his mouth full) Whah diddie sah?
Don: Well, I'm not singing!
Randall: Why not?
Sal: Oh, don't get him started!.. It turns out someone else wrote "Auld Lang Syne"
Don: It was perfect for New Years'!.. now what will we sing to ring in 2008?
Randall: You'll think of something.
Sal: Too bad Johnny's not here.. he could sing.
Johnny: Johnny is here, Sal.
Sal: Oh, hiya, Johnny! When did you come in?
Johnny: I never left.. I've been here all day, you stupid monkey!
Sal: right.. sorry Johnny.. ALL RIGHT, YOUSE BETTER OPEN DEM EARS FOR THE SOULFUL TONES OF THE ONE, THE ONLY - JOHNNY FIAMA!
Johnny: I'm not singing, Sal.
Sal: Huh?
Johnny: Gotta rest the throat.. big concert this weekend.
Sal: Right, right.. ok.. I'll sing!

everyone groans and covers their ears

Now, when I was just a little monkey,
climbin' in the Jungle's tree,
My poppa said, "Sal, don't let the man get you
Do what he done to me."
'Cause he'll get you,
'Cause he'll get you now, now.

And I can remember the fourth of July,
Runnin' through the backwood, bare.
And I can still hear the old lion's a-growlin',
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.

Born in The Jungle
Born in The Jungle
Born in The Jungle

Wish I was back in the jungle.
Lazin' there in the shade like ya do.
Wishin' I were a fast freight train,
Just a chooglin' on down to Timbuktu.

Born in The Jungle
Born in The Jungle
Born in The Jungle

And I can remember the fourth of July,
Runnin' through the backwood, bare.
And I can still hear the old lion's a-growlin',
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.
Chasin' down a hoodoo there.

Born in The Jungle
Born in The Jungle
Born in The Jungle

All right!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

(late night, in the room of the Gang from Room 19)

Kim: (whispering) Gillis? How come you're still burning the midnight oil?
Gillis: (sitting at the room's table) Hmm? Oh, sorry Kim. Didn't mean to wake you.
Kim: You didn't, really. So what're you still doing up?
Gillis: Oh, this trip has done wonders for my inspiration! I've gotten so many new ideas for songs, it feels like I can't write them down fast enough. If I stop to sleep I-I might forget something.
Kim: Yeah, but if you go to sleep now you won't run the risk of straining your eyes, falling asleep at the table, getting graphite all over your face and waking up with a crick in your neck.
Boober: (without opening his eyes) And your roommates won't kill you for keeping them up all night, either.
Kim: (glaring at his hammock) You stay out of this and go back to sleep, Boober.
Gillis: (sighs) I suppose your right. Sleep deprivation never gives birth to any good ideas, anyway. (turns off the lamp, hops off the chair and heads to bed)
Kim: Tell me about it.

-Kim

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Soaked and wails)

Bunsen:
Oh no, I forgot to fix the security sys-

Claudia:
(Finds herself in a cell)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
I AM WET AND LOCKED UP!

Bunsen:
(Sighs)
I'll get to work.

Beaker:
(Sighs as well)

Bunsen:
(Opens up the codebar)

Claudia:
(Adjusts her dictator cap)
Gosh, I might as well just lie here...
suffer my doom.
Like a good girl...

Bunsen:
Don't be so gloomy...

 

[redBoobergurl]

*At Hooper's Store*
Abby: ALAN! Did you hear? They made a balloon out of me for the Macy's parade!
Alan: I did hear that Abby, it's wonderful news
Abby: My mommy and daddy are so proud of me
Alan: Well that's great, they should be proud
*Red and Mokey enter the store*
Alan: Oh hi there, you're Fraggles right?
Red: Yes we are
Mokey: We live with Abby here back at the Dorms in Hensonville
Alan: Well welcome to both of you. What can I get you?
Red: Doozer sticks?
Mokey: Radish stew?
Alan: Um, I'm not sure if I have the ingrediants for those things, what's a doozer stick?
Abby: I think they taste like sugar
Alan: Oh, ok. *sets sugar cubes in front of Red*
Red: *looks confused* Um, ok. *pops in her mouth* Not quite the same, but not bad
Alan: So besides radish, what goes in this stew?
Mokey: I am not sure, I'd have to ask Boober. That's ok, don't worry about it
Alan: Well just let me know if I can get you anything else *smiles*

 

[The Count]

Meanwhile... Over at the Fix-It-Shop.
Oye Luis... Hey, que pasa? Sí, queria decirte feliz cumpleaños, que la pases bien.
*Slaps him five, and leaves a birthday card addressed to Luis with a few of the names of the SST gang with smiling mugshots around a cake on the cover on the desk's counter.

*Translation: Hey Luis. Yeah, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday, have a good day.

 

[Gloat]

*Boppity and Gloat walk slowly up to the locked door of No. 27, they insert the key and open the door, walking to the lone figure at the coffee desk*

Boppity: Adam, you've been just sitting here for days doing absolutely nothing, which means we ain't doing anything, whats wrong?

Adam: Ever since my birthday 2 weeks ago, nothings been right, in fact, this whole years been a ******* disaster! No matter what i lay down i get nothing in return, it's no ones fault, it's my timing, and i just can't help that. Why should we waste space when we could use it for a good reason?

Gloat: so what are we gonna do?

Adam: I dont know, shouldnt come to a conclusion yet untill we're sure of anything

Boppity: .... so you coming out anytime soon? We're bored

Adam: Not for now, just gonna listen to Marillion, maybe i could stay long enough move around, since I only know a few, the others are unknown, Im sure you've sorted yourselves?

Gloat: Sorta, there's always someone to talk to

Adam: Thats good *turns on some Marillion* Go have some fun, im sure someones around the same end of the world *laughs as the monsters walk out the room*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

[They transport themselves to the forever happy Sesame Street]

Claudia:
Good thing I know spanish.
Glad I got out of those clothes...
I don't think I'd get happy smiles if I marched here
with that type of wear.

I'm skirty flirty!

Bunsen:
Yes, at least you're looking modest.
It's disturbing to see young people wearing minis.
I'm in a mood for some refreshing milkshake...
Why don't we get some?

Afterwards, we can probably start building that device I had in mind!

Claudia:
Burgers too!

Beaker:
Mmmm..burgersmeep...

Dr. Van Neuter:
It's just us four again!
The Science squad!
Right, men?

Claudia:
(Silently pouts)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh, yeah!
And girl!

Claudia:
That's better!
YES!
(Twirls around them happily)

Bunsen:
Come on, silly.
If we're lucky, we may just see some of our friends.

Claudia:
(Smiles and skips around)
I feel sooo youthful!
WHEEEEE!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Well, you're not exactly five...

Claudia:
I'm not thirty either!

Bunsen:
I think I see Mr. Grouch's home!

Claudia:
OMG! TOURIST TIME!
(Gets the camera)
Bunnie...go over there....Beaker...there...

Dr. Van Neuter:
OOOO! PICTURE PERFECT! HOW FAB!

[Adam, it was your Bithdee? OMG! I AM SORRY! HAPPY LATE BITHDEEE! *HUGS*]

Bunsen:
Did I hear a naughty word?

Claudia:
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Not this again...

 

[Erine81981]

Isn't just a.....*winds starts to blow* Whoa! That's not good. I think there might be a storm a brewin'.

Grover: I hope there is not.

Herry: Maybe it's just the a windy day.

Bruce: *looks at the clouds* That doens't look to be windy clouds. It's going to rain.

Oscar: *pops up* Rain? Did someone say rain?

Yep. It's about to rain.

Oscar: Oh what fun.

The wind gets heavier and trees start swaying back and forth and leaves all blow around the ground. About that time Gordon and Susan tell everyone to get inside that there is a bad storm coming. A bad one!

Go ahead guys. I'll go tell Alan.

All three of the monster race inside

*sees Ed* Hey Ed. It's about to storm a really bad. Susan and Gordon told everyone to get inside. Hey Alan. It's about to storm. *sees Mokey, Red and Abby* Girls. To Susan and Gordon apartment. *heads over to Oscar's can* Oscar! Oscar! *bangs in his trashcan*

Oscar: What?

I have to take you inside.

Oscar: Why? I love it out here! It's a grouches paradise.

*shoves Oscar back into his trashcan,closes the lid, lifts the trashcan and carries it into Gordon and Susan's apartment room*