Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, Ed. Yes, Facebook can get addicting at first. Oh, I see you brought Erin a birthday present.
Cookie: (Sniffs) Mmm...smells delicious. Is that chocolate-orange swirled cheesecake? Yummy!
Bryan: Down Monster!
Big Bird: We're here to give Erin a birthday present too!
Ernie: Yeah, we all chipped in and bought her camcorder to document her news stories.
Bert: Yeah, and this nifty new microphone.
Bryan: I hope she likes it.
(Leaves gifts at Erin's door)

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (opens the door, spots cheesecake and boxes) Oh, wow, I know what we're having for dessert tonight! Thank you, Ed! (puts cheesecake on side table and turns back to door) Let's see, what's this...from Ernie and Bert...
Beige: So what is it already?
Erin: (bringing boxes in) Let's see...it's a camcorder! With a microphone, no less. Nice...thanks, guys!
Nora: (stands up with card and plush) Claudia stopped by earlier, left these. (looks at plush and giggles) Looks just like the Newsman, tacky plaid suit jacket and all.
Scooter: (pointing to a small vase on the table) And Peter and his gang sent over a card and some paper flowers.
Erin: Wow...those look excellent.
Storyteller: Sit down, everyone, and let's have cake and cocoa.

 

[theprawncracker]

Clifford: Hey, hey, Ry-guy! Whatcha doin'?
Ryan: Hey Cliff my main man! What's shakin' baaaaaby!
Clifford: Why are you talkin' like that, man?
Ryan: Hey hey, chill man, chill. Keep it cool baby. I'm just rockin' to the groovy beat of Sesame Street: Old School.
Clifford: Man, you sound like Floyd.
Ryan: Floyd Pepper? The hippest of the hip? Man, I'm nothin' compared to that hip cat.
Clifford: *shakes head* Just watch the show, dude... just watch the show.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *finishes wrapping a box and drops it off at Erin's dorm. Inside is a handmade necklace and a card decorated by everyone in room 24*

Sweetums: *hears Claudia's cries as she is strangled by the plant* DONT WORRY! I'LL SAVE YOU CLAUDIA! *bashes through her door yet again and attempts to pull her free from the plant*

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: (On phone) Hey, Ryan! You watching Old School too? I was watching Volume 1. Haven't gotten the second one yet. Will probably ask for that for my birthday/Christmas.
Snuffy: Bryan, is my spaghetti ready yet?
Bryan: Be right there! Sorry, Ryan, gotta go. I have to make lunch for the guys. (hangs up)
Ernie: I hope Erin liked her gifts.
Bryan: Yeah, I just hope she got the gift card to Coming Unbound that was in that little envelope along with the Camera and microphone.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Thanks Sweetums, I thought the darn plant would never get off.
(Huggles Sweetums tightly)
Now, where is de lovleh Alex?
She still owes me a cookie. >/

[LOL]

Bunsen:
Deary me!
You've escaped with the help of Sweetums!
Hoorah!

Claudia:
(Glares)
BOOM SHAKALAKA!

Bunsen:
How primitive...
(Sighs)

 

[The Count]

Hey guys, I'm home.
Count: Did you get it? Did you get it?
Get what?
Count: Old School Wolume 2!
*Sighs... Nope. And I know how you were looking forward to counting it all.
Count: B-b-but the stores...?
Didn't have it. Ended up ordering from amazon.com though.
Count, perks up: So it's on its vay?
To where the air is sweet?
Count, light smile: If the air is sweet here, then yes.
Eventually, three weeks or so, hopefully soonerish than that. Ah well, nothing to do but take care of other errands.
*Already in comfortable casual hangin' in our room clothes.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: Hmm....waterleak...
Beau: Hmmm...brain damage...

 

[The Count]

*Looks at the now 60+ post lead Bo has. And to think I was 4 away from tieing him on Sunday. Eh... *Shrugs.
*Plops down for an early sleep after a couple of burritos for dinner.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Sits on her bed happily and snuggles her graded work lovingly)
Baby, you and me got a thang goin' on...

Beaker:
Meee?

Claudia:
Not you...
(Giggles)
baby....
A...B....I love good grades.

Bunsen:
Good for you.

Claudia:
(Kisses her papers)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Weirdo!

Claudia:
Heeheee.