Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(at the door to Bryan and co's room, a large cookie jar - close in size to a small barrel - appears, containing five different types of cookies: ginger snaps, raspberry thumbprints, orange-chocolate swirls, mint dreams and Triple-Chocolate Deliriums. There is a note on the jar saying, "Happy Birthday, Cookie Monster, from the gang in room 7. P.S.: don't eat the jar.")

 

[BEAR]

Cookie: Oh boy! Look at all these cooookieees! Happy birthday to me!
Bryan: And what a beautiful jar from Erin's gang. Don't eat it!
Cookie: Me will try. COWABUNGA! (dives into the jar and has a field day)
Bryan: Well, you enjoy that and then when you're done, we can go down to Mike's Bakery and I'll let you pick out whatever you want. Prairie, Rosita and Gaffer? I think Kathy's back. I'm so sorry I wasn't around much this time to play with you all.
Prairie: It's okay.
Rosita: Yeah you were busy.
Bryan: Thanks for understanding and know that you're welcome here any time.

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: I have had a hidiously bad day...
Beau: I burnt my hand on that new iron trying to get the wrinkles out of your suit...I also burnt a foot long hole in the material...
Bo: *to camera* Suddenly my problems seem so insignificant.

 

[The Count]

Bad day? You came back and posted like the madman you are today. Oh well, I'll get you yet.
*Changes channel to keep watching the football game.

 

[Katzi428]

ToD@MCDorms.com
From:Katziyaddayadda.com
Subject:Hi...I'm home!
Dear Prairie Rosita & Gaffer,
Well,I made it home safe & sound.However,I'm suffering from jet lag. In other words my body still feels like it's on European time. I've been feeling very tired I should be back at the dorms either tomorrow afternoon or Tuesday.
You know where the spare key is.If not,Ed has one.
See you both soon!
Love,
Kathy

 

[Beauregard]

Bo: *sighs* Yes, posting like a madman was the sollution to my bad day...Please note, though, that I did put thought and attention into every post I posted and didn't just post randomly...ok, well, it was random...but thoughtfull randomness...
Beau: Did that sentence make sense?
George: Does any?
Mildred: *scratches head*

 

[The Count]

Hush now, you're rambling. *Picks out recipe to get Count and Uncle D working on Erin's cake.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Well guys it's another Monday
Red: Indeed
Abby: Yep
Mokey: Sure is
Wanda: Why do we all sound so down about that fact?
Beth: You know, you're right. Why should Monday be so depressing?
Red: Yeah, we should change that
Abby: Make Monday fun!
Beth: All right, here's what we're going to do. We're going to get breakfast, we're going to go to work and class and then we're going to come home tonight and make a wonderful dinner and play fun games because it's going to be our new tradition. Make Monday FUN!
Roomies: YAY!

 

[The Count]

*Knocks on Door #3. Hey Beth? Thought I'd bring over a few fresh Harvest Moon cookies for you, there are some doozerdust ones there too.
Wanted to ask you... Regarding the town plans...
Where should the Fuzzy Feet Hotel be placed on the map? What address should it have?
Asking you, cause you were the one who attended and helped open their doors to the crowds in town here earlier this ear.

 

[Beauregard]

Beau: oooh, I'm just a ramblin, ramblin guy....
Mildred: Do you enjoy rambling?
George: I don't know, I've never rambled.