Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

*gets on the phone with Ed* Hey Ed. I heard Bryan needed some help watching some of his roomies. If Cookie Monster wants to stay with us i know he would love it. Ok. I'll let everyone here know. Talk to you later. Good night. *hangs up* Grover and Herry are going to enjoy having Cookie stay with us for a while.

Bruce: Who were you talking to?

Oh Ed. He was telling me that Bryan needed someone ot watch over his roomies. So i told Ed that if Cookie Monster wants to he could come and stay with us for a while.

Bruce: Neat. I haven't talked to him a long time.

I know what you mean. It's been a while since i've talk to him or Grover or Herry. They'll love it. But i've got to get to bed. So i'll see ya'll later. I'm going to Abliene with my sis tomorrow after work so i won't see ya'll till later that day. So good night Bruce.

Bruce: Good night Kyle. We'll since it's almost time for the sponcers to be told i'll introduce them now. "Muppet Dorms was brought to you by the letter "L" and by the #6. Muppet Dorms is a prouducion of the Muppet Central Forms. And please watch out for us monsters. We are not scary but we sure do like a game of cheakers. Good night."

 

[The Count]

Ed gets the message from Kyle, then nudges Cooki awake to tell him the news.

*Upstairs, as Kyle's finishing the sponsors...
CM: Did me hear someone say thing about checkers?
He plops his bags down and goes over to join the game or eat one of the black pieces, getting carried away imagining it's a delicious cream-filled Oreo cookie.

OK Kyle, till Bryan gets back, CM's with you buddy. Good night everybooooooodddeeeeeeee!

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie Monster: *knocks on door* Hello? Anyone home?

Bruce: *hears Cookie* (whispers) Hey Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster: Hey Brucie! *hugs him* You look different.

Bruce: (whispers) I got a new haircut today. How do i look?

Cookie Monster: You look great! *drops bag over by the couch*

Bruce: Shhhhhhhhh...everyone is already in bed. You wanna watch some cartoons.

Cookie Monster: Sure. Any cookies?

Bruce: Oh no you don't. I know the whole cookie treatment.

Cookie Monster: Oh come on. Me Cookie Monster. Me need sweet cookies!

Bruce: Not till i hear from someone you can.

Cookie Monster: Oh boy. *looks up and holds arms out* Bryan, you not very nice. *shakes head* So what on?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Big Bird: *Yawns* La la la, good morning!
Beth *at her desk*: Good morning Big Bird, did you sleep well?
Big Bird: I sure did. Thanks for turning on my electric blanket last night, Radar and I were a little cold
Beth: I figured, it's Fall now so it's chilly at night
Big Bird: Is everyone else still asleep?
Beth: Yep, they're all kind of late risers. Although Mokey and Wanda are usually up by now
Big Bird: I don't want to wake anyone up
Beth: Well, what do you say that just you and I go get some breakfast and then go see how Snuffy's doing in his cave?
Big Bird: Just you and me? That sounds great! Hey, can we bring Snuffy some breakfast?
Beth: Sure, I happen to know somewhere that sells mammoth sized muffins
Big Bird: Mammoth sized! That sounds about right for Snuffy! *laughs*
*they quietly slip out the door after Beth leaves a note for the sleeping beauties*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Bunsen:
Cookie crumbs?

Beaker:
Mee mee mee.

Ernie:
Sorry Dr. Honeydew, Bert taught me not
to eat in my bed. So I thought I could eat in yours.
(Munches on his cookies)

Bunsen:
Honestly?
(Sighs)

Ernie:
Oh don't worry.
I'll clean it up.
You just go back to sleep.
(Nods)
Kheekheekheekhee!

Bunsen:
I wouldn't feel comfortable sleeping in
a sea of crumbs.

Dr. Van Neuter:
How do you think I manage to with all
your snores?

Rubber Ducky:
(Squeaks)

Ernie:
Aw, that's not a nice thing to say.
Shame on you Ducky.

Bunsen:
(Crosses his arms)
Hmph, none taken.

Claudia:
Ernie, want to go with me to the park?

Ernie:
Sure!
Let me just clean up here.
(Hums to himself)

Bunsen:
Thank yo-

Claudia:
Don't worry!
He can do it himself.
(Takes Ernie by the hand; they leave)

Ernie:
I have a feeling we'll have a swell day!
Kinda hopin' that Bert is over there with Bernice...
I still miss him.

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Bunsen:
How rude!

Beaker:
Meee?

Bunsen:
My bed is not a table.
That is why it is a bed!
The nerve.

 

[The Count]

*After finishing off a bowl of corn pops and washing dishes...

Mmm, what a good cool morning. And best of all, I don't have classes today. Though I do have class-related stuff to work on during the weekend and Monday... Oh well, at least the Halloween costume arrangements have been finalized with Uncle Deadly and his boss. Just need Beth to get back to me about that case I refered to her and we'll be set to make the announcement.

Moves on to basically goof-off on the computer in our room, listen to MC radio, or do whatever it is I generally do on my own time during the day.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: (having a mug of tea at the table) I've only had class for three days this week, but it was a long three days.
Nora: But you didn't have any newspaper assignments this week, did you?
Erin: Nope - the paper's off on break until next week.
Nora: That's good - and Mrs. Farley went off to visit family, so the shop's closed early.
Scooter: And we were given the day off from school today.
Beige: And I haven't heard anything from the Cave's Oldest Fraggle.
Storyteller: Do I get the impression that everyone's free this afternoon?
Nora: I guess so.
Storyteller: Then that means we should all do something as a group today.
Beige: (muttering) Oh, it can't be good when she suggests that.
Scooter: (muttering) Yeah - I feel safer if it's Erin or Nora doing the suggesting.
Storyteller: I heard that. (to entire group) So, any ideas?
Erin: Oh, I don't know - how about we go grab some lunch somewhere in town, and spend the afternoon goofing off?
Scooter: I heard that there's going to be some kind of street fair somewhere.
Nora: Yeah - with a juggling troupe and stuff, and arts and crafts...and maybe we can go walking through the park afterwards...
Storyteller: Nice, very nice...and as for lunch, I heard Beth mention a place that sells giant-sized muffins...
Beige: I like it - since we really can't bake any cookies around here for a little bit - not until Bryan gives us the all clear.
Erin: Then it's settled...and I think the place Beth mentioned is Jim's Coffee Shop, but we might want to check at some of the other eateries as well. (downs last drop of tea) Shall we?

(group departs for a Friday afternoon around town)

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Tosh: Popcorn?
Mimzy: Check.
Tosh: Doozer sticks?
Mimzy: *munching on one* Check. *notices Tosh looking at her* What?
Tosh: *shakes her head* And Kim's taking care of the drinks.
Kim: *enters with bottles of fruit juice for the Fraggles and diet soda for her* Okay, everyone ready to watch T*Witches?
Tosh: You bet! Is the VCR set to record T*Witches Too tonight?
Kim: Sure is.
Boober: Question - why are you taping a movie you're going to be watching tonight, anyway?
Kim: So that we can watch it again later when we want, and because the DVD probably won't be out until next year if the first movie's DVD release was any indication.
Gillis: Bitter, much?
Kim: Stifle it, Maestro.
Mimzy: So are we going to start the movie, or what?
Tosh: Yeah, are we?
Kim: Okay *pushes play on the remote*
Boober: *whispering to Gillis* You want to get out of here while the girls are watching their movie?
Gillis: *whispered* Best idea you've had yet, boy.

-Kim

 

[The Count]

Hey guys... Got a note from Bryan, he said Cookie's no-cookies week ended last Tuesday. So he can have his fave dessert again.

BTW: Kim, what's T*Witches anyway? Hmm, wonder where I could get some Halloween animated movies/specials from yesteryear like Miss Switch and Witch Cat.
You know, was gonna hold back till later in the month.. But let's go ahead and declare this week's Frightday Filmfest Witch's Night Out.
Yeah, so grab your brooms and gather yer snack-type ingredients for some ghoulishly good wiccan movies and TV programs airing on the in-dorms entertainment system tonight.
*Evil crypt chuckle.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Giggles)
Bubble bath is ready.

Ernie:
Thanks, I appreciate it.

Claudia:
No prob.
(Slides out of the restroom and sits on her couch to do homework)

Bunsen:
Not even a hello?

Beaker:
Meeep!

Dr. Van Neuter:
You're ignoring us--
are you?

Claudia:
(Falls asleep)

Dr. Van Neuter:
Oh no she didn't!

Bunsen:
Indeed, soul sistah.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Fo sho!

Beaker:
Shizzlemeedizzlemeep!

(They exchange weird looks)