Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *bursts into Claudia's room wearing a trucker cap, baggy jeans, gangsta jacket, sunglasses and lots of bling* Sup mah homies? What's crackin crackahs? *gives the three scientists high fives, then stands with her arms crossed and hands in sideways peace symbols*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
(Gasps and whistles)
Mee mee mee G!

Bunsen:
Er--Greetings to my homey from the
awesome ghettoish hood.

Dr. Van Neuter:
Like, totally fly.

Beaker:
Mee mee meeeee...
(Winks at Alex)

Claudia:
You're no sugar daddy Beakie...
(Mumbles in her sleep)

Ernie:
Kheekheekhee!

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Tosh: *as the credits roll* That is such an awesome movie! I find something new about it I like every time we watch it.
Mimzy: You guys were right; that is a good movie.
Kim: Yup. So, what should we do now? We've got two and a half hours until the sequel premieres.
Mimzy: Maybe we can watch that "Haunted Tales of the Great Lakes" DVD.
Kim: Sounds like a good idea; Travel Channel isn't airing anything ghost-related this afternoon anyway for some reason. Say...where'd the guys go?
Beast: *growls and whines a little*
Kim: Oh, they left, did they? Well, Tosh, why don't you go find them while I switch DVDs here?
Tosh: Sure thing.

BTW: Kim, what's T*Witches anyway?

(OOC: T*Witches is a Disney Channel Original Movie, or DCOM, starring Tia and Tamera Mowry of Sister, Sister fame. It was based on a book series by HB Gilmour and Randi Reisfeld. Basically it's about a set of magical twin sisters who are separated when they're born to keep them safe from the Darkness that's threatening their home of Coventry. Twenty-one years later the twins, Camryn and Alex (or Apolla and Artemis to use their birth names) are reunited, and they have to a) figure out how to use their powers, b) save their birth mother and c) defeat the Darkness. The first movie premiered two years ago, and its sequel is airing tonight.)

-Kim

 

[tvlistingman]

(Listening to MC Radio)

PETER: Another Friday Night

ZOE: Well, Cookie is back to his usual self, eating cookies

PETER: Yep

LITTLE BIRD: I'm glad he got over the No-Cookie Week

BABY BEAR: He has to eat some healthy foods

PETER: Yep, What should we do?

LITTLE BIRD: Swimming

ZOE: Yeah!

 

[Erine81981]

Guys tonight is the 3-D shows come on.

Grover: I can not wait. I love 3-D stuff. It is really cute.

Herry: I know. *puts them on* Whoa! It's like it's 3-D right now.

Murray: Hey! Those are mine. *takes them off Herry's face*

Herry: Opps. Sorry 'bout that.

Murray: It don't worry.

Grover: I am also gald to see our freind here.

Herry: COOKIE MONSTER!

Cookie Monster: Hey guys. Me here because Bryan out for while.

We all know Cookie. Are you glad to be staying with us?

Cookie Monster: Me love being here. Me back with family. *hugs us all*

Herry: *gets his 3-D glasses* Now it's time for some fun!

Cookie Monster: Cookies!

Uh no Cookie. Still no cookies for you.

Cookie Monster:Me tried.

*arms go into the air* To the living area!

Murray: *tugs my shirt* We already here.

I see. *puts down my arms* Ok. Sit!

Murray: Now you talking.

Herry: Where's Bruce?

I don't know. Do you know Cookie?

Cookie Monster: He here last night.

Hmmmmmm.....we have to find him.

Grover: And get back before the show.

Split Up!

Everyone runs off in different directions

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: Ah the weekend, a time of peace, tranquility and-
Bert: Hi there Ryan!
Ryan: Bert? Oh! Hey there! Glad you could come stay with us!
Clifford: *lounging on bed* That makes one of us...
Ryan: Be nice Clifford. Hey Bert, you wanna watch a movie?
Bert: Is it about pigeons?
Ryan: I... highly doubt it.
Bert: Argyle socks?
Ryan: I don't--
Gonzo: *darts in* You like argyle socks too? I have a whole documentary on them! C'mon!
Bert: Spiffy! Eheheheh!
Ryan: *frowns* Well, at least someone other than Sam is making friends...

 

[Gloat]

*in the common room*

Adam: So guys, whats your plans for the weekend? Clubbing? Night on the town?

Gloat: Don't know yet

Boppity: We haven't decided

Adam: But its Saturday afternoon, you should know by now

Gloat: Well... we don't

Adam: Go out for a night, have fun, find a date... well, for you guys i'll take out that last bit

Boppity and Gloat:......

Adam: Well since when did you see two girls of your ...species walking around huh?

Boppity and Gloat: .......

Adam: Oh just go have a good time already

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I'd date Gloat.
(Jokes)
Bunnie! Do it again! OMG! AGAIN!

Bunsen:
But we've done it so many times before...
can't we take a rest? Talk over this with tea?

Claudia:
No! NOW!

Bunsen:
(Sighs)
If you insist...
(Presses a button)

Claudia:
(Suddenly walks in slow motion)
HEEEEEEEEEECCCCCKKKK YYYYEEEAAAAAHHH....

Bunsen:
Goooooodddddd grrriiiieeeefffffff...

Beaker:
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Dr. Van Neuter:
III AAAAMMM SLLLOOOWWW SICCCCKK...

(They make weird faces as they are in slow mo)

 

[Erine81981]

Cookie M: You still have that one game me and you played?

Herry: Still do. You wanna play?

Cookie M: Sure do. Me told Big Bird about it but me still couldn't find it.

Herry: Well it is an old game. Kyle brought it from his parents house. Him and his sister used to play it.

Cookie M: Boy me not know that.

Herry: *gets it out*

Murray: What is that?

Herry: "Scary Marry." It's a scary type game. You wanna play?

Murray: Is it to scary?

Herry: Not really.

Murray: Ok. *hums along*

Cookie M: Oh boy. Me can't hardly wait. Me and Herry are going to play Scary Marry.

Oh you are. I haven't played it in a long time. Not even with Herry or Grover.

Cookie M: You have not played? *grabs me by the neck*

*gags a bit* Let go of mee please.

Cookie M: Sorry. Me get carried away. No cookies in a long time.

Yea. Since i don't know when it was spoused to be up. Why not you get a whole box full. *rolls out a big box of cookies*

Cookie M: This a trick?

No. Not at all.

Cookie M: Are you sure? Bryan didn't put you up to this?

No. He didn't. He doesn't even know. *opens the box*

Cookie M: OH BOY! *stand back, runs and jumps into the box of cookies* COWABUNGA!

Herry: Ok. Here we are. Where's Cookie?

He's in the box of cookies.

Herry: But his diet!

He's really off. I wanted to see if he could go another two or three days without having one. And he passed.

Herry: Oh man. He has to be enjoying himself.

Cookie M: *pops up* Me am. Me am. *crunches on more and more cookies of all kinds* Me never gonna do anything bad again.

Murray: *goes up to the box to grab a cookie*

Cookie M: No! Me cookies!

Now Cookie Monster. *taps foot*

Cookie M: Me have too?

Do you want those cookies?

Cookie M: Yes.

Then you need to share too.

Cookie M: Ok. Sorry Murray. *hands Murray a cookie*

Murray: It's ok. Thanks Cookie Monster. Your a real friend.

Cookie M: You too, Murray. *dives back down*

Herry: He's going to busy. So Murray?

Murray: *eatting cookie* Yes.

Herry: Wanna still play?

Murray: Sure.

I'll play too.

Herry: Good. *starts getting the game ready*

 

[anytimepally]

Johnny: Whatcha doin' up so late, there?
Randall: It's not late, Johnny, it's early.. and keep it down, will ya? .. I just got the Two-Headed Monster to sleep!
Johnny: (whispering) Oh.. sorry!
Randall: And why are you up so early?
Johnny: Got lost of errands to run today.. that big Halloween concert's coming up, and I don't even have a costume.
Randall: So, Ma wanted to visit the corn maze again, eh?
Johnny: Yeah.. but it's so far to drive!
Randall: (chuckling) But, Johnny, it's a maize maze.. how cool is that? And they're only around in autumn! Can I come along.. I don't think I'm going to be able to sleep.
Johnny: I have a better idea.. why don't I go back to bed, and you take Ma to the maze.
Randall: That wouldn't be weird?
Johnny: Nah.. you like Ma, right?
Randall: Of course, Johnny, but I was under the impression she didn't like me.
Johnny: What gave you that idea?
Randall: She told me she didn't like me.
Johnny: Eh, you'll be fine.. she likes the corn. That'll keep her happy. I'm going back to bed....