Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:

(Calls Eddie on her cell from school)

I heard Kyle needed someone to watch over
his roomates--I think we could have Ernie come over!

Just send him to our room.
Bunnie will open the door...so don't worry about that.

 

[The Count]

*On the phone. Uh that's Bryan who needs looking after his roomies, but I'll give Ernie the message. Thanks.
*Hangs up, calls to the common room: Ernie, you're upstairs in 22 with the science squad.

 

[Gloat]

Adam: *practisin for a music performance, playing his acoustic guitar*

Gloat: Can you practice somewhere else? It's getting a little repetitive

Adam: You think this is repetitive? Says you

Gloat: Can i get some firecrackers?

Adam: You mean food?

Gloat:...Yeh

Adam: Look, if our gonna be stupid, go talk to someone with the same IQ

*Boppity walks in*

Adam: Just in time

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Reddens)
Er...yah!
My gosh, I am becoming forgetful!
Thank you Eddie. (Hangs up)

Beaker:
Mee mee!

Claudia:
Beakie, what are you doing here?

Beaker:
(Passes her a brown bag)

Claudia:
(Reddens even more)
I forgot my lunch too?
Thanks.

Beaker:
(Rolls eyes and leaves)

 

[The Count]

Aw no worries sis... Just means you have a lot of other stuff on your mind.
Cookie, are you OK there on the couch?
CM: Yeah yeah... This good comfy couch. Me even love the cushions, they delicious.
Careful, you don't want to spoil your appetite.
CM: What we having?
Rice and beans and fish and chips. And a special surprise for dessert.
CM, brightening: Cookies?
No, but something just as good.
CM: There nothing better than cookies... But if it dessert, me give it a try. Me like to have a taste of many different things.
Yeah, we know. *Small chuckle.

*Gets dinner reheated in four bowls, as another TV night looms for the occupants of Room #1.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Hey sweetie pie!
Sorry, I've been a little busy.
Welcome to our room. Make yourself at home and
if you want anything just ask me or Bunnie or just anyone in the room.
We will be happy to serve your....

Ernie?

Bunsen:
Oh welcome back!
I made some ice tea for you.
I think you need it.

Claudia:
Thank you Bunnie.
(Hugs him lightly)
Hey Beaker! Hey Doc!

Dr. Van Neuter:
If your looking for Ernie, he's in the bathtub.

Beaker:
(Imitates the sound of his rubber duck)

Claudia:
(Giggles)
I thought so!

Ernie:
Gee Rubber Ducky, I sure miss my buddy Bert already.
I kinda miss Bryan too.

Rubber duck:
(Squeaks weakly as a response)

Claudia:
(Presses her ear against the door)
Aw, don't feel so glum! I will make sure you have sooo much fun
that you won't even have time to be sad about it.

Ernie:
Really?
(Brightens up a little)

Claudia:
Yeah! Besides, you can visit Bert--remember?

Ernie:
Gee, that's a great idea!
I like the bubble bath by the way...
it smells like white chocolate!

Makes me want to eat it...
Hmm...maybe I should.

Claudia:
(Laughs and opens the door a little and pokes her head through the door)
I don't think it would taste good.
Don't try it.
Thanks--those are what help me relax.
I can't use them very often, so it's nice that your using them.
(Smiles)

Ernie:
(Pops his head out of the water with a pile of foamy bubbles
adorning his black hair)
Rubber Ducky likes them too.
Right little buddy?

Rubber Ducky:
(Squeaks enthusiastically)

Claudia:
What did he say?

Ernie:
He thinks you're pretty.

Claudia:
Well Mr. Duck--you too.

Ernie:
Khekhekhe!

Claudia:
Hey, I'll be right back, ok?
I'm going to bother Eddie.
He's being such a snothead again!
(Says it affectionately)

Ernie:
He sure has a swell imagination.
Sad that he doubts it sometimes.
Cookies and milk will make him feel better.

Claudia:
Yes.
(Winks and closes the door before sliding out the room)

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Claudia:
(Locates Eddie and smirks)
Edwarrrrrrrrddddddddd!
Claudita thinks someone is being indecisive again!
(Teases kindly)

 

[The Count]

Oh hi sis... Sí, no termino de decidir que quiero desarollar como mi gran projecto.
Oh sorry to everybody else. Yeah, I'm a bit unsure just what it is I want to develop as my grand personal project.

Should get around to posting my thoughts on that. Had it all palabered in my head earlier while I was taking a shower. Oh well, at least my attention's momentarily distracted as I watch some TV with my buddies.

*Whispering to Claudia: There might be someone dropping by to give Count a last-minute birthday blessing.
LMK if I can help you with anything Clauds.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
(Gasps and jumps up and down excitedly)
OOOOHH!
Oh, I'm off the hiatus now. You may send me another wonderful character!
Hope that kind of helps somehow. Don't know exactly in what way--but I hope it helps!



---

Ernie:
(In his normal clothes)
I like her, I thought she'd be kind of mean...
I mean--the rumors I hear about her sometimes.

Bunsen:
(Chuckles nervously)
What rumors?

Ernie:
Oh...
(Hesitant)
the hugs that hurt and the glomps that crush.
Atleast, that's what I hear.

Bunsen:
(Hugs himself almost fearfully)
Haha, yes!
Oh don't you worry your little head over it.
She really isn't like that. Very sweet little girl...
(Whimpers)

Ernie:
(Gulps)
You don't sound too well Dr. Honeydew....

Bunsen:
Oh?
I'm just dandy!
Do take a rest!
It's been a long day.

Ernie:
Gee, alrighty then...
(Happily pours some warm milk into his cup)

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *yawns* *stretches* *picks up the phone and dials Ed*
Clifford: Hey man, whatcha doin'?
Ryan: Asking Ed if he wants me to watch after Bert while Bryan's away.
Clifford: Bert? Man, you can't be serious.
Ryan: As serious as... well, Bert.
Clifford: Uncool man, uncool.
Ryan: *on phone* Hey Ed! Just thought I'd toss my name out there if Bert is still looking for a place to stay while Bryan's gone. Just send him up, I'm sure Sam will be up for awhile and would be glad to let Bert in. Take care pal. *hangs up*
Sam: Did I overhear correctly? Did you say Bert was coming to stay?
Ryan: Probably Sam.
Sam: *gasps* Oh! Fantastic! Bert is a rather smart fellow with intellectuality rivaling my own!
Clifford: Intellectuality? That ain't a word is it?
Ryan: *shrug* Ain't ain't a word either.
Clifford: *shakes head* I'm goin' to bed. Lemme know how the square party goes.

 

[The Count]

*On the phone with Prawny... *Hears Clifford's parting shot.
Square Party? Didn't even know they were on the ticket.

*Calling to the common room: Bert, take the elevator up to25, Ryan's door's open.

OK Prawn... Take care, and feel free to update that top 100 Muppets thingy.

*Hangs up as Cookie Monster and Uncle Deadly have already set up camp in the common room with blankets draped over their resting souls, Ed finds some room in the couch and promptly nods off himself.