Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: You coming, Erin?
Erin: (sighs) I'd like to, but I've got some homework tonight. Give my regards to Jerry, okay?
Beige: Oh, no you don't. Bring your books or your computer out onto the deck.
Erin: (pause) Okay, you talked me into it. (gets up, packs away laptop and heads out with it and a couple of books)
Nora: She gets like this occasionally, you know.
Scooter: Well, who doesn't?

(up in heaven)

Jerry: (taking a deep breath) Such a beautiful night...and I am so looking forward to a few slow dances with Susan...
Richard: (sotto voce) He's getting sentimental. Let's let him have it.
(Jerry suddenly finds himself showered with a large bucket of gold and silver glitter)
Don: (ghostly voice) Jerrrrrrry...Jerry Juuuuuhhhll...
Jim: (laughing) Come on, everyone, let's go.

(all fly down)

 

[redBoobergurl]

Red: Whoopie! Party! Who wants to dance with me?
Abby: I wonder if Elmo is here
Wanda: I'm going to get some punch
Mokey: I'm just going to sit back and take it all in. Maybe I'll paint a picture of this later.
Beth: I'm with you Mokey

 

[The Count]

*At the party...

Count: Oh my, that sister of yours is going to be a heartbreaker Edvard.
Ud: Literally or just figuratively?
Me: Yeah, and I'll be a rib breaker if anyone breaks hers.

*Snatches one of the mini salami with dried onion/oil flavored watered tomatoes sandwiches on toasted baggettes.
Ah, that hit the spot. Let's have some fun and sing some songs...

All: Down at MC where it rocks!

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *walks in*

Alex: So, did Claudia like her flowers?

Sweetums: Yeah..... she sure did!

Alex: What are you wearing tonight?

Sweetums: I dunno... Maybe just casual tonight.

Alex: No way! You can't do that!

Sweetums: Why?

Bean: Ooh ooh! I know! *raises his hand*

Alex: Tell im Bean!

Bean: Cuz every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man! *turns around, changing into sunglasses and leathers*

Elmo: *appears behind him wearing sunglasses and playing a guitar*

Bean:
Clean shirt, new shoes
And I don't know where I am going tooOo!
Silk suit, black tie (Elmo: black tie)
I don't need a reason why-y-y!

Both: They come runnin just as fast as they can
Cuz every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man!

Bean:
Gold watch, diamond ring! (Elmo: Ah-haa!)
I ain't missin not a single thiiing!
And cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in!

They come runnin just as fast as they can
Cuz every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man!

Elmo: *crazy guitar solo*

Bean:
Top coat, top hat
I don't worry cause my wallets fat!
Black shades, white gloves (Elmo: white gloves)
Lookin sharp, lookin for fun!

They come runnin just as fast as they can,
Cuz every girls crazy bout a sharp dressed man!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
Eddie, you don't mean that!
Rib-breaker....heeeheee!
*Glomps him and skips to greet her friends and such*
*Hears singing from Alex and company*
OOOO!

Top hat..
laaaddaaddeeedaaalaaaa!
*Sings lightly to herself*

Bunsen:
I would not allow it, if she truly wants to be one.
She'll just have to wait to be one when she's 50.
*Dances with a muppet girl whatever*

Beaker:
MEEP!
*Nods in agreement*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ditto.

Claudia:
*Giggles*

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *enters the party wearing her floorlength dark purple and black spaghetti-strap dress with beaded black butterflies on it* *overhears the scientist' conversation* Oh, theres nothing wrong with being a heartbreaker! *primps a little*

Sweetums: Definetly not.... Claudia, may I have this dance?

Alex: *huggles Beaker*

 

[Erine81981]

*tying a bowtie around neck* What are you two doing? It's another party tonight.

Murray: Another party? Wow!

Bruce: This is going to broing. Unless....*thinks about bring the book with him*

Murray: You can't!

Bruce: Ok.

Everyone gets ready and heads out the door

Bruce: I'll be right there. *grabs the book and sticks it in his tux* This is going to be fun.

 

[Katzi428]

Prairie:C'mon Kathy..don't be a grouch! Oscar already has that job covered!
at Prairie
Rosita nudges Prairie:Kathy...come to the party.You'll feel better.It's not good for you to sit here feeling angry.
sigh I guess you're right.
Prairie:Good!I'm sorry I compared you to Oscar,Kath.
Oh...it's all right Prairie. I guess I was acting that way. The party'll cheer me up. See ya later Gaffer
Gaffer:Meow..prrttt

 

[Ruahnna]

Earlier this evening: Room 20 is in a bit of an uproar. Clothes are strewn about the girls rooms, and even Kermit's room looks a little disheveled compared to usual.
Catherine: Hey guys! C'mon c'mon--we're going to be late.
Fozzie: Is my tie on straight?
Kermit: Um, no.
Piggy: (sotto voce) Honestly! Must we do this every night?
Catherine: C'mere, Honey--wait, um, Kermit--can you tie Fozzie's tie? I've still got to throw on a little mascara.
Piggy: (under breath) Thow is right.
Kermit: Piggy!
Catherine: Hey! (stands up and puts hands on hips) Now just a minute, Missy. We've had parties every night this week and some of us are just not used to wearing pantyhose all the time, okay? So cut me some slack or you're going to need to find yourself a new ladies maid or iron your own clothes. Got it?
Piggy: Sheesh. Some people have no sense of humor. (turning to Kermit) I see you're wearing basic green.
Kermit: (happy to have no wardrobe woes) Well, goes with everything, you know.
Fozzie: Is my breath okay?
Piggy: (sighing) Fozzie--just lick the back of your hand and smell it!
Fozzie: (bewildered) Why?
Catherine: To see if you have bad breath, Fozzie, but I don't think that's such a--
Fozzie: (ptttp, thtppp {trying to spit hair off his tongue}) Now I'm suhpothed to thmell ith?
Catherine: Fozzie, honey--just go brush you teeth, okay? Just in case.
Fozzie: Wow--maketh me apprethiate catth. I couldthanth everth geth cleanth thisth thway.
Kermit: Here, Fozzie--let me help you. (takes Fozzie to the sink.)
(Piggy clears her throat several times, but Catherine is too busy trying to buckle her Mary Janes to notice. Finally, Piggy clears her throat noisily which sets off an actual coughing fit. Catherine looks up at last.)
Catherine: (coolly) Hairball?
Piggy: (cough, gasp) Ha ha. Very funny. Vous are such a wit! Aren't you going to tell me how I look?
Catherine: (turning at last) Well, actually, Piggy, I was trying to...oh. Wow--you do look lovely. Is that one new?
Piggy: (preening a little) Yes--just a little something that I picked up in the Big Apple. And look! Shoes by Minola!
Catherine: Um, the shoe designer?
Piggy: (growling) No--Pepe's cousin. Of COURSE the shoe designer.
Catherine: Very fetching, but bound to set you back a bit, dear. What did you spend for them?
Piggy: (mumbles unintelligibly)
Catherine: That's what I thought. Oh, look! The boys are back! Shall be go before the party starts without us?
Kermit: Let's! (He holds his arm out to Piggy, who takes it and glides toward the door.) Wow, Piggy--nice shoes.
Piggy: Oh, these ol' things? Vous is sweet to notice....
(Fozzie offers his arm to Catherine and they head out the door.)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Beaker:
*Rushes to request a dance from the slightly upset Kathy*
Meee...meeemeemee? Meee meee meeee.
*Bows a little to her before they are to dance*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Ignore the pink thing. Wanna dance?

Beaker:
*Pushes him to the side a little*

Dr. Van Neuter:
Hey, that's rude.

Beaker:
Meemeeemeeemeeemeee!

Dr. Van Neuter:
You have two left feet!....I don't even
know what you're saying...

Beaker:
*Points to him and does the nutcase face*
Crazymee!
*Sneaks a dance with Kathy, leaving a blabbering Van Neuter*


Claudia:
Of course Sweetums!


Bunsen:
You know, Alex, we've not exactly talked as much.
How about an innocent dance?
Mmm?