Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Uh-oh... Sounds like sis's on the warpath.
UD: Ah, I can hear the poor unfortunate souls' screams now...
Too bad he didn't know that before hand. Oh well, he made his grave, now he has to lie in it.
*Goes back to reading some fanfics... Or nagging for more as the case may be.

 

[Gloat]

Gloat: Party!

Adam: It hasnt started yet you moron

Gloat: When does it start

Adam: When you're not there

Gloat: Where are we?

Adam: I don't know, the narrator guy hasnt told us like he always does

Boppity: Maybe he's getting ready for the party

*They are falling from 30,000 feet*

Adam: D*** him

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

*The wail of innocent people could be heard as
Claudia glomps the heck out of them*

*War cry*

Claudia:
*Looks up*
Huh? GLOAT! I'll save you!
....now...*Hears a little word*

*Laughs out loud*
HAHAHAHA!

 

[Beakerfan]

Sweetums: *holding a bouquet of flowers, starts to walk out the door*

Alex: Where on earth are you going?

Sweetums: Claudia is upset about something. I thought I'd go over and cheer her up!

Alex: Aw, how nice!

Sweetums: *exits and knocks on Claudia's door*

 

[Gloat]

*They are in Claudia's room*

Adam: Hi Claudia, sorry bout that, our narrator is trying to annoy us

Boppity: Narrator?

Adam: Why don't you go throw yourself into a dumpster?

Boppity: *dissapears*

Adam: *shouting at narrator* I didnt mean it!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
O_O
*Back in the room*
Must have been the teleporter...
*Hears the Narrator*
......I'M BEING STALKED!

Bunsen:
Ooh, I'll get that.
*Opens the door*
Greetings Sweetums!

Dr. Van Neuter:
Flowers? For me?
You shouldn't have...

Claudia:
No silly...
AWW! Sweetums, this is so sweet!
Thank you thank you thank you!
*Glomps him*

Beaker:
Meep!

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Okay, which ones of you want to help me clean out my car?
Roomies: (no answer) ...
Bryan: Come on!
Big Bird: I'll help. I like to help.
Bryan: Thanks, Big Bird. Anyone else?
Bert: Yeah, I suppose I should help too.
Bryan: Anyone else...? (staring straight at Ernie and Cookie Monster who are sitting watching TV)
Ernie/Cookie: (no answer)...
Bryan: Okay...but if I find one cookie crumb in there, there will be a price to pay!
Ernie: (Jumps up) I'm with ya!
Cookie: (follows) Me clean crumbs!
Bryan: Thank you!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
I am puttin' on my top hat,
Tyin' up my white tie,
Brushin' off my tails.

Claudia:
I am dudin' up my shirt front,
Puttin' in the shirt studs,
Polishin' my nails...

Bunsen:
I am steppin' out, my dear,
To breathe an atmosphere
That simply reeks with class!

Dr. Van Neuter:
And I trust that you'll excuse my dust
When I step on the gas...

Claudia:
*Giggles*

Bunsen:
*Sighs*
Not that type..

Beaker:
Meee..
*Shakes head*

Claudia:
Oops!

Dr. Van Neuter:
For I'll be there,
Puttin' down my top hat,
Mussin' up my white tie,
Dancin' in my tails.

*The three stare at her outfit*

Claudia:
I am putting on my top hat...
*Positions her hat*
I am pinning up my bow tie...
*Does so*
Brushin' off my tails!
*Walks out happily to go to the party*

Dr. Van Neuter:
That's a first...

Bunsen:
Agreed, a different sight though.

Beaker:
*Faints*

Claudia:
Girls can wear tuxes too...


*Corny ending music*

EDIT:

Claudia:
*Returns to the room to get her white gloves
and goes to the party--officially and puts on some lipstick and mascara on the way*

 

[Erine81981]

*wakes up* *yawns* *streches* What time is it? *looks at the clock* Oh no! I'm late again! *gets up goes and gets a bath*

Herry: *wakes up* *yawns* *streches* That was a good nap. *looks at watch* It's time! *runs to the bathroom*

Murray: *walks in* Yea i understand Bruce. But Rhyming doesn't look to be easy.

Bruce: But i can rythm all the time. *surprised*

Murray: That is one of the oldest rhymes in the book.

Bruce: What? There's not a book about rhymes.

Murray: Yes there is. Look. *pulls out a book which says "Book of Rhyme"*

Bruce: Wow! Can i see?

Murray: Sure. *puts book down* But you better be careful. This is Abby's book. So it might have some magic to it.

Bruce: What do you mean?

Murray: You will see.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *mutters* *angrily punches numbers on calculator*
Clifford: *pushing down tuxedo pant leg creases* What's up with you dude?
Ryan: Homework. Always homework. There have been three parties this week and I haven't been able to go to any of 'em.
Clifford: well, you're the one who signed up for five honors classes.
Ryan: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Clifford: YOu want us to stay back with you?
Ryan: Nah, you guys go on and have fun, I can handle the homework load.
Clifford: Good, 'cause honestly, we weren't gonna stay.
Ryan: *scrunches up face* Will you get out of here? !
Clifford: Heh heh heh. *puts on shades* Have fun man!
Ryan: *shakes head* You too.