Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *runs outside with Phil in her mouth*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Rats. (pause) All right, Storyteller, you and Beige go off and find Kyle. (hands them the flask of tea) This will put him to sleep, thereby eliminating the zombie tendencies. Nora, you, Scooter and I will...Scooter?
Nora: (screaming) Scooter, what are you doing?

(Scooter runs after Alex, slips the loop of the yoyo string onto his finger and sends it shooting out after her.)

 

[Erine81981]

*drinks the stuff* Thanks....*drops to the floor*

Herry: Oh boy. *whips forehead*

Bruce: *stops dancing* Good. No more dancing.

Murray: I really wouldn't have minded to dance some more.

Bruce: Well?

Murray: Sure.

Murray and Bruce dance back into the room like ballroom dancers

Herry: Thanks Erin. *puts me over his shoulder* See you tomorrow. *walks back into the room*

Oscar: Drats! No more noise. *shuts his trashlid*

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: (chuckle) Well, if it'll put the perpetually harried newspaper reporter we room with to sleep...
Beige: Now let's go see what's going on with the others.

(they run off)

 

[The Count]

*Opens door and handsStoryteller our JNC garlic salt shaker.
Just sprinkle a circle of salt around Kyle and he'll be trapped inside, easy to take care of.

Now then... Uncle Deadly, bring me those toadstools! And the buddha's hand!
The phantomly dragon flits his tail from side to side, swooping in with the necessities for the cauldron's potion to gain it's proper properties for curing Alex... Again...

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: Thanks, Ed...just in case the tea wears off. (she and Beige run back, to sprinkle some of the salt around Kyle - with the permission of his roommates, of course)

(meanwhile)

Scooter: (as his yoyo comes zipping back) Missed. (swoons to one side, clutching forehead)
Erin: Scooter, are you okay?
Scooter: I'll be fine, I'll be fine. (pauses) If I try aiming this way...
Nora: What were you doing?
Scooter: I wanted to get it to loop around Alex's ankles and trip her up.

(sends yoyo shooting out after Alex, again...)

 

[The Count]

Count, outside... Trip her ankles? Vell, maybe if you take her...
Around the world!

*Small joke.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(Scooter's yoyo soars into the bushes, where it catches on something...and causes it to snarl in an annoyed-werewolf manner and jerk wildly at the string)

Scooter: (struggling to not let go) Got...her...(feels dizzy again)
Erin: All right, Ed, she's ready for the potion.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Dr. Van Neuter:
OMGSH! EW! WOLF SALIVA!
*Hanging in Alex's mouth*

Bunsen:
*Whacked*
Oh!

Claudia:
*Gasp*
BUNNIE!
*Eyes narrow*
NO ONE SMACKS THE SCIENTIST BUT ME!

Bunsen:
I don't know how I feel about that...

Claudia:
It's a gal thing!

Bunsen:
Understood.

Claudia:
Hopefully Scooter does have her.
Why I oughta...

Beaker:
Meep!
*Flicks Claudia*

Claudia:
OUCH!

Bunsen:
It's nice to know someone cares.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

What? Now I'm to suffer the same position in life as Severus, potions master to the dorms? Well, it would be a fitting role for me to play, so long as it doesn't come to a like fitting end.

You put that taxidermist down this instant young werewolf!
Where did they go wrong... Ruining plans for October and the hour of all bewitchment. Oh well, best get it out of their systems now and then have it all revealed in one month's time at the next tolling of the reaping bells.
*Sets to brewing the elixir potion with the herbs and ingredients from last time to quench Alex's wolfish thirst.

Claudia:
Oh, Snape is terribly awesome though. I should take on the role of Bellatrix Lestrange---how? Well, simple! Throw some cackles and send myself to the nearby jail!

Bunsen:
Why not Tonks?

Claudia:
Being good is overrated!