Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *is drenched but does nothing*
Sweetums: *turns to Clauda* You know, I wouldn't do that if I were you....
Bean: You never know what might happen!

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
O_O Wow, is she dead?
ALLLEEEEEEXX! DON'T DIE ON MEEE! NOOOO!

Beaker:
*Comes in with funeral clothes*

Bunsen and Neuter:
Wierdos.

Claudia:
Alex, was a kind, strange, friendly, and fun person
to bother. Right now as we gather here today, we shall mourn the death
of the wierdo who lives with Sweetums and Bean--as well as Elmo.

Beaker:
*Blows his nose on Claudia's shirt*

Claudia:
...oh....*squirms*

Bunsen:
Tsstsss!

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Takes a picture*

 

[The Count]

*Obliviously reading fanfic in our room... *Presses a button and a water-filled garbage bag balloon bomb completely drenches all gathered outside Alex's room in a rolling wave.

 

[Beakerfan]

Alex: *suddenly poofs dry as her cloud rises a bit* *a book appears on her lap and falls open, but still she does nothing*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
*Shrieks*

Bunsen:
What on Earth?

Beaker:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Claudia:
*Spits out water but swims back to her room*'

Bunsen:
*Coughs*
I suppose it's just us three and the others.

Beaker:
Meep. *Reaches out for the book*
*Reads it*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Swims to the room*

Bunsen:
Minus one...
strange little book we've here Beaker!

Beaker:
Mee...*Drinks something that he takes out from his pocket*
MEEMEEMEEEE!

Bunsen:
Oooo...

Beaker:
SuperBeakermeep!

Bunsen:
We're to rescue her?
Is that why you've changed form?

Beaker:
*Nods*
Meepmee.

Claudia:
KICK EDWARD'S BUTT FOR ME!
He ruined my leg warmers!

Beaker and Bunsen:
*redden*

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *spits water out of mouth* *wrings out Gonzo's nose*
Gonzo: Thanks.
Link: My cape! It's drenched! *moans*
Ryan: *shakes head* Any ideas Claudia?

 

[Beakerfan]

*another book poofs onto Alex's lap and falls open*
Alex: *does nothing*
Sweetums: *picks it up and reads the page* It says: A zebra and a geranium shall never share the same toothbr- what? I've heard this before!
Bean: *looks confused*

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia:
I'm just gonna stay in my room and mourn over my legwarmers.
I will plot Edward's demise for the ruining of them!
*Sobs wildly like a madwoman*

--

Bunsen:
The only idea that I've come up with is that we
read this book that appeared out of nowhere.
Beaker, did you spot anything useful in there?

Beaker:
Nuh-uhmee.

Bunsen:
Mr. Ryan, I'm afraid she may have to float endlessly.
This is all my fault. Oh if only I hadn't caused that gravity incident
perhaps none of this would have happened.

Beaker:
Meedramamee.
Sheesh.

Bunsen:
*Glares*
You shouldn't be talking.
You cry when you watch soap operas.
Hmph.

Beaker:
*Gasp*
MEEP!

Bunsen:
I will not take that back as it is indeed a fact.

Beaker:
Mee. *Reads on (The book he has)*

--

Bunsen:
Oh how wonderful!
A spark of hope!
A riddle? I did not know you had a liking for Riddles Sweetums!

 

[The Count]

*Adding 2 and 2 together... Oh no, I think we're trapped in a repeat. Ryan, you go call Christy on that special MSN hotline to get her to tell us how to undo the lingering effects Snidely placed on those unfound items, of which Alex's books seem to be a part of.
As for me, I'm off to go buy a pair of legwarmers for a certain other sister in hopes of endearing myself again to the point she'll update her own fics and maybe drawings too.

 

[Beakerfan]

Bean: Well, maybe we should just ask her? Has anybody tried that yet?
Sweetums: *looks embarrassed* No......
Bean: Could you hold me up?
Sweetums: *holds Bean up so he can reach the cloud*
Bean: Hey Alex, why are you floating on a cloud?
Alex: *eyes still closed, pulls Bean to her and whispers something in his ear, then hands him back to Sweetums*
Sweetums: What did she say?
Bean: *says nothing, while standing completely still with his eyes closed*
Sweetums: Oh brother...