Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Muppet Newsgirl]

(outside, gang returns from a morning bike ride - with Erin, Scooter and Nora riding single human- and Muppet-sized bikes, and Storyteller and Beige riding a tandem Fraggle-sized bike)

Nora: It's warm out today.
Erin: I know - I'm ready for falling leaves and dropping temps.
Beige: Or at least a good solid cold front.
Scooter: (finding a letter slipped under the doorstep) Here's something - it's from Ed and the Count.
Erin: Let me see...(opens letter, reads it) Mmm-hmm...oh, this is about the dorm robes they mentioned early on.
Nora: Dorm robes?
Storyteller: Yeah, they want everyone in the dorms to design their own bathrobe and all that. I think it's an excellent idea.
Erin: (reading) We can choose all one color, or get different colors for each roommate...
Storyteller: Let's all get bright carnation-pink ones with big splashy flowers and lacy cuffs on them.

(The others give her horrified looks and start to back away slowly.)

Storyteller: I was only teasing, for Fraggledom's sake! (turns and goes into hut, muttering something about her roommates having no sense of humor)
Erin: (takes folded papers out from letter) There are five order forms here. Everyone take one, and choose your own colors, emblems and styles.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

Claudia: *Wiggles her nose*
Eh, what's up doc?

[OOC: I just had to...XD]

 

[The Count]

Yeah... There's this kid who actually had to wear a robe like that at his own school's Yule Ball once. Name escapes me at the moment... Oh well. Come on guys, let's go and see if we can piece together a list of places in town for Bryan's project.

*Uncle Deadly and Count pull out the Hensonville map to help Ed with this task, once they've finished their ice creams, nibbling at the soft-baked waffled cones.

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, guys. Want any lunch?
Sully: (starts to speak but is interupted)...
Biff: No, thanks. We brought our own. Peanut butter and apple sauce sandwiches!
Bryan: Hmm...I'll have to try that sometime. Boy, you guys are coming along great on fixing up this room again. I know the room layout has changed a bit in the last year, but you seem to know exactly how to alter it.
Biff: Hey, we're professionals! Right, Sul?
Sully: (eating his sandwich is about to respond, but is again interupted)...
Biff: Sully, don't talk with your mouth full. It's rude.
Sully: (has a puzzled look, but then shrugs it off and goes back to eating)
Bryan: Well, I know he's gonna just love it when he arrives.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Erin: Okay, guys, I sent the forms in - Ed's got them off to the tailor's.
Nora: So what'd everyone go with?
Beige: I went with something sensible and upright. No nonsense, nothing silly.
Storyteller: Oh, what's the matter, Beige, afraid to loosen up a bit?
Beige: This from the Fraggle who denied she was at that big musical number...(clears throat) But anyway. I am a former security Fraggle, and I...(as he speaks, something falls from his pocket, and Scooter catches it) Hey, give that back!
Nora: What is that?
Scooter: It's a photo...of Mokey. (Beige turns bright red) And it's got little hearts drawn all over it.
Storyteller: Oooh, someone's got a crush...
Scooter: And it looks like those other photos I saw on your desk.
Beige: I don't know how that got into my pocket! Honest! (mutters something about doing a better job of hiding the photos in the future)
Erin: Well, after all that went on with the Fraggle War that wasn't, I'm not surprised.
Nora: Beige, it's okay, we understand.

 

[Gloat]

Adam: Coursework! Noo! *slams table and grabs the nearest object and throwing it out the open window, the object being a golf club, oh yeh, and there was a Boppity on the other end* WhoopsGloat: *walks in* Hi, how was work today?Adam: it was alright, but working the whole day on a farm stacking bales aint half tiring, its a muscle building job though, which is why i enjoy itGloat: Where's Boppity?Adam: He's gone playing golf... 50 feet off the groundGloat: ooh! Sounds fun, can i join?Adam: No, its slave labour time now, you still arent disciplined enoughGloat: But ive been good!Adam: You've already bitten me 5 times today! Now, go find a job to doGloat: *walks out*Adam: I really need a dog, maybe then they'll be a balance in all the biting
( for some reason the seperate speeches wont spread out, even when editing, so thats the best i can do)

 

[Erine81981]

Ok guys. I have read that we have to come up with our robes again.

Murray & Bruce: What are you talking about?

Grover: Well since you and Bruce were not here when we started this trend.

Herry: Me and Grover will explain it to you in a song.

Grover: Hit it Charlie!

(music starts) *They sing to the song "Rockin Robin" but changes some words*

Anything Muppets: tweet, twidly-deet, tweet, twidly-deet
tweet, twidly-deet, tweet, twidly-deet, tweet, twidly-deet
tweet, twidly-deet, tweet! tweet! tweet tweet!

Grover: The dorms way back, back in the day
Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' some song

Herry: All the little dormies on this street
Did a little dance called the Rockin Robes "tweet, tweet, tweet"


Anything Muppets and Me : Rockin' Robes (tweet, tweet, tweet)
Rockin' Robes (tweet, twidly-deet)
Blow, rockin' Robes cause we really gonna bathe tonight.


Herry: Ev'ry little guy, ev'ry little chick
Ev'ry little Muppet in the tall dorm building

Grover: The wise old Ed, the big yellow bird
Flappin' their arms/wings sayin', "go, people, go".


Anything Muppets and Me: Rockin' Robes (tweet, tweet, tweet)
Rockin' Robes (tweet, twidly-deet)
Blow, rockin' Robes cause we really gonna bathe tonight


Intermental solos


Grover and Herry: Ev'ry little person at the dromsman's stand
Talkin' 'bout the batheapoppin' - it was grand
They started goin' steady and bless my soul
Out popped a fraggle and the a rattio.


Green Anything Muppet: He rocks in the bath all day long
Pink Anything Muppet: Hoppin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' a song
Orange Anything Muppet: All the little Muppets on this street
All three of them: Love to hear Ernie go "Squeak Squeak Squeak".


Me and the Anything Muppets: Rockin' Robes (tweet, tweet, tweet)
Rockin' Robes (tweet, twidly-deet)
Blow, rockin' robes cause we really gonna bathe tonight.


Me: (joins in) A pretty little girl by the name of Kathy
Talkin' 'bout the bathapoppin' - it was grand
She started goin' steady and bless my soul
Out popped Prairie and Rosita too.

Herry: He rocks in his robe all day long
Countin' and a-boppin' and a-singin' this song
All the little bats on this little street
Love to hear him go ah "bat bat batty."

Me, Grover, Herry and the Anything Muppets: Rockin' Robes (tweet, tweet, tweet)
Rockin' Robes (tweet, twidly-deet)
Blow, rockin' robes 'cause we really gonna bath tooooooo-night!

Anything Muppets: tweet, twidly-deet, tweet, twidly-deet
tweet, twidly-deet, tweet, twidly-deet, tweet, twidly-deet
tweet, twidly-deet, tweet! tweet! tweet tweet!

 

[BEAR]

Bryan: Hey, Cookie Monster!
Cookie: Hello!
Bryan: How are you doing?
Cookie: Fine. Where is everybody?
Bryan: Oh, Bert and Ernie took Big Bird to the park. You know, to keep him away while Biff and Sully are working.
Cookie: Oh yeah, good idea. Umm...what they doing?
Bryan: It's sort of a surprise for Big Bird.
Cookie: What he going to do with that?
Bryan: No...how do I explain? (whispers in Cookie's ear)
Cookie: (Gasps) That terrific!
Bryan: Yeah!
Cookie: Oh, me can't wait to see look on Birdie's face!
Bryan: I know! Me too. Now, you have to promise me you won't say a word to Big Bird about it.
Cookie: Well...
Bryan: Promise?
Cookie: But...but...
Bryan: What if I gave you this? (holds up package of Oreo Cookies)
Cookie: Okay! (grabs cookies and devours the whole thing, wrapping and all)
Bryan: I knew he'd see it my way.
Cookie: URP!

 

[Erine81981]

Murray: I see.

Bruce: Cool. Nice song guys.

Grover, Herry and Me: Thanks.

Now to get going with our ideas to Ed. He'll send them to some factory and get them made and sent back to us.

Murray: *starts to write but remembers* Uh don't know how to write?

Don't worry. I'll write everyone's down. That means i don't have to give Ed five different pieces of paper. Ok.

Everyone starts spilling out their ideas for their robes

Man, this won't be easy.

 

[The Count]

Great song boys... Oh, and don't forget about Oscar's robe.
*Walks back to own room, turns on the TV and starts watching the Feasting on Asphalt 2 marathon.