Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

Just so long as he doesn't go out of business... *Slight reference to today's episode.

Sorry I'm late Count. Got back from Penny Candyman's, was buying some treats for Batty.
Count: Oh? Vhat did you get?
*Lying down on bed... Got him eight peppermint orbs.
Count: The red and white swirly ones?
No... These are mint green and have little mint frosted spikes all over the sphere. Kind of like a hedgehog croquet ball but in candy form.
Count: Ah... The Queen of Hearts might like those next time at one of her tea parties at the castle.
Also got eight crunchy butterscotch squares. *Yawns... Might go back tomorrow and get some nut clusters.
Count: You sound bushed.
Yeah... Think I'll take a little nap and come back to make the rounds later.
*Falls asleep.
The Count proceeds to let Batty out of his roost for tonight's mid-night flight, sampling one of the minty spike balls.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *knocks on Beth's door* Hey Beth! I'd be happy to let Red stay with me and the guys!
Gonzo: You didn't even ask us if it was okay!
Ryan: *blink* So?
Gonzo: Well what if I have a problem with it?
Ryan: Do you?
Gonzo: No. But if I did, I'd be really upset with you right now.
Ryan: ...Well thank goodness you don't.

 

[Erine81981]

*watchings some old Muppet Show episodes from the first season* This is my favorite.

Grover: My favorite was when we were on the show. Remember that Herry?

Herry: I sure do. Oh that Swedish Chef was fun to meet.

Maurice: I loved his soup he made.

Murray: I wished i could of been there.

Herry: Yea...but it was back in the day.
Hold on guys. This is my favorite song. *starts to sing alone*

Oscar: *pops up* Ahhhh you wouldn't want to be there Murray. To much lovey dovey stuff.

Murray: But i love lovey dovey stuff.

Oscar: Phooey. *walks out of the room*

Everyone laugh

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Yay, everything is coming together, I'm happy you guys will have places to stay
Red: So when are you leaving again?
Beth: Well, Friday morning technically, but I think I'm going to have you guys go to your places Thursday night. I'll be busy packing and running errands and I don't even know if I'll be around here much
Wanda: I can understand that
Beth: Tell you what though, how about we have lunch together tomorrow, all four of us?
Cookie: Me love lunch!
Beth: I kind of figured
Red: What about today? What are we going to do today?
Beth: Swimming?
Red: OK!

 

[Gloat]

*all in the pool*

Boppity: Seems warmer than usual today

Adam: Good thing aswell, i've been really cold lately, must be the weather

Gloat: So what are we doing today?

Adam: Well since you want the room decorated, ill do that

Boppity: OK we'll get the other stuff

Adam: Other stuff?

Boppity: You'll see

Adam: Oh no *holds head in hands* Don't spend too much this time, i dont wanna have to resort to busking

Boppity: You? Busking?

Adam: No, you busking, people seem to like slapstick humour

Gloat: You're going to slap us with sticks?

Adam: ... Gloat, Slapstick, its a type of comedy

Gloat: I know, just trying to keep you on your toes

Adam: *stares*

Boppity: That reminds me! We managed to scare someone!

Adam: Really?

Boppity: Yeh, we were at the shopping center, and we bumped into a guy who asked who we were, we told him we were from the Muppet show and told him our names

Adam: Must have been scared half to death from just seeing you

Boppity: But then he said he had never seen us and didnt have a clue who we were, so we hung him on top of a large fountain

Adam: ...

Gloat: Great eh?

Adam: Thats not how you scare people!

Boppity: What?

Adam: You're gonna get yourselves arrested!

boppity and Gloat: Oh...

Adam: Promise me you'll never attack anyone again or try to scare anyone outside this building!

Boppity: .... Alright...

Adam: Good, now come on, we got work to do, and when you go to buy stuff, apologise to the guy, and don't duck when he atempts to push you

Boppity and Gloat: Ok

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (listening to dialogue between Adam, Boppity and Gloat) Hanging a man from a fountain...if that keeps up they're going to have their pictures on the wall at the post office.

Erin: All right...I think this is the one I'll make. (closes cookbook)
Nora: What, you mean the cake for Richard's birthday?
Erin: Yes. As we know, Richard's awfully fond of orange and chocolate...so this cake is an orange layer cake, with orange sauce between the layers to make it nice and moist, and a chocolate glaze drizzled all over the top.
Storyteller: Oooh, nice...or maybe you could throw some pineapple into it somewhere.
Erin: Yeah, make it tropical. And I'll whip up a batch of mango-orange sorbet to go along with it.

 

[The Count]

Nice to see the cake finally chosen. Remember that most of Richard's "friends" who live here in the dorms share his birthday tomorrow as well. It'll be a heck of a party, maybe some of the RHLC-ers would like to visit and make it truly something to party about.
Oh well, I'll leave that to Erin and Sara. Got other things on the ol' to-do list for the day.

 

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: *scribbling furiously in notebook*
Uncle Deadly: Ah ha, has inspiration struck, my fiend?
Ryan: Not in the least. I'm just scrambling to finish my Honors English homework.
Uncle Deadly: Another short story?
Ryan: No, a journal about a book I haven't finished yet.
Uncle Deadly: *head tilt* Good luck with that.
Ryan: Gargh... this is NOT how I wanted to spend my last day of freedom...
Uncle Deadly: Perhaps, then, you should've finished this homework of your earlier than the final day of summer?
Ryan: ...Logic was never one of my strong suits.
Uncle Deadly: Which can be shown by your choice of roommates.
*something in the kitchen explodes*
Rizzo: *from kitchen* You expect me to eat d'at?
Ryan: ...Tell me about it.

 

[Katzi428]

Hey girls! waving package excitedly in the air Look what came in the mail today!
Prairie:Muppet Show Season 2! Fantastic!
Rosita:Bueno! Hey...I just finished making tuna salad for us for lunch. So we can have it while watching the DVD.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Hey, guys! Guess who's staying with us this weekend.
Big Bird: Snuffy?
Bry: No.
Bert: Grover?
Bry: No.
Ernie: Prairie Dawn?
Bry: No...
Telly: Baby Chapman?
Bry: Haha! No, Telly!
Big Bird: Then who?
Bry: Cookie Monster!
Roomies: Yaaaay!
Bert: (whispers to Ernie) Lock the fridge.
Ernie: Khekhekhe!